Awesome Field Report From Last Night

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Hey, some of you may remember my report from last week!! http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?threadid=41169

Well last night tops that one. To start off I called the strip club like I said I was gonna to cancel on my date with the stripper, they said she was busy when I called, so I just told them to tell her that Adam was not gonna be able to make it that night!!!

The reason I cancelled was because my friends invited me to a party at a college dorm. The party was basically on the whole floor of that dorm. We got there about 10 pm, the first thing we did was walk around a little to scope out the scene. There were plenty of prospects present!!! Every guy there you could tell was an AFC except me, my friends are still trying to get out of that phase. So our goal was to get as many numbers as we could. I saw my first target a HB9, I figured I would start right off with some kino, so I walked up behind her and smacked her on the azz, and when she turned around, I had a ****y smirk on my face and I asked her for her number, well she must of been on her period because she started screaming obscenities at me, her friends thought my approach was good because I saw them laughing, they were probably also laughing at how her friend was acting like a bytch!!! Well she started to try to cause a scene and I simply stated in a very ****y tone "Oh bozo the clown thinks she has an audience!!!!" Well everyone was laughing at her I presume. Well I cut my losses and walked away from her. The next target was a HB10 who was there with her AFC boyfriend. I could tell she did not wanna be with him, so I approached her and simply said "HEY YOUR BF'S AN AFC!!!!!!" well her bf must of known that I called him out on that and he got mad, but luckily my friends were there to back me up and when he got in my face my 3 friends jumped him from behind and beat the shyt out of him while his gf was watching!!!! Well while they were taking care of him, this was my chance to make my move on the girl, however she was more interested in watching her bf get beat up then talking to me, so I did not even wanna waste my time with her. If a girl is more interested in watching a fight then talking to a great guy like me, then I don't want nothing to do with her. My next and last target was a girl who was standing in the hallway alone with a few drinks, this girl was so trashed, she could barely stand up she was so drunk, so I figure I would go for the approach, kino, and kiss close all in one shot, so i go up to her grab her and pull her close to me, and kiss her, well she kissed back alright and was getting into it, but then her stupid bytchy friends came and cocck blocked me and pulled her away and started telling me I was taking advantage of her, they were just jealous because they were hb7's and were not as hot as her friend and no one was paying attention to them!!!!

So 3 approaches last night, and 1 of them went very good, I will hopefully see her around campus some time. I forgot to ask her for her number, so i do hope to see her walking around sometime.

Tonite me and my friends are gonna do some cold approaches in the mall!!!!
 

Golden Arms

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last week's was way funnier than this.

just goes to show you - a sequel is rarely as good as an original
 

Tryin to Grow a Chin

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Terminator 2

Superman 2

Batman Forever

Home Alone 2 (dubious example)

. . . my point is, it all comes down to the quality of the original premise. ;)
 

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i said rarely

next friday

friday after next

rambo 2 and 3

men in black 2

analyze that (haven't seen that one but heard awful things)

anyway you get the picture
 

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Can't wait for the 3rd installment!!

Your stories sux, and so do your PUA skills.....AFC!!! LOL




PIMP
 

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Tryin to Grow a Chin

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Originally posted by Golden Arms
i said rarely

next friday

friday after next

rambo 2 and 3

men in black 2

analyze that (haven't seen that one but heard awful things)

anyway you get the picture
. . . my point is, it all comes down to the quality of the original premise.

. . . my point is, it all comes down to the quality of the original premise.
 
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