YOU ALL WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM ABOUT TO TELL YOU!
Please read the entire post if you plan to read some of it. It has a twist.
Well, I went to match.com to check out my status and all. I clicked “sign-in” and it took me in.
I was checking my matches and winks and saw a hell of a lot of babes trying to get into contact with me. I was like “holy $hit! Why am I so popular all of a sudden!”
There were pages and pages of mutual matches. I then asked myself “Spankster, how can there be 50 pages of mutual matches when I have not agreed to the match of any of these women?”
Well, I then continued to flip through the pages and saw some nice looking babes. “ Did they all want me?”
I then looked at my winks and discovered that I had many winks from females who was interested in me.
Next, I checked my email history and saw that it was full of emails from these broads. That’s when I said “wait a minute, spanker, I have not been emailing these women.” Then I looked up and said, “wait, that is not even my photo.” The person had similar clothing but not me.
I recognized the photo from sosuave.com! It was one of my favorite posters, The Stormwriter himself!
I was sitting there surprised as hell! How did this happen!
I then came up with some Star Trek @$$ explanation-
My computer flux capacitor must of exploded creating a rift in the cyberspace continuum which caused the dilithium crystals in my hard drive to send out subatomic particle waves to Stormwriter’s computer thereby, creating a cyberspace link between our computers.
Storm, I am sorry it happened, man. I have since logged out of your account and cleared my cache. Now I wonder if there is some sort of hacker or something at this site causing havoc. This seems to be more than a coincidence but for all of those who doubted my guy Stormwriter, eat your heart out.
I am now a witness to his success at match.com. Although I have not seen him on any dates it is not hard to believe that a guy who is getting so much attention on match.com is having a healthy dating life.
Now, Storm, I will look even more forward to your post since you do not seem to be one of those “I am king DJ posters” and you seem to be actually getting good dating experience and is another poster put it, " not a locker room Bull-Shi**er.” Keep up the good work.
Now to answer your question, Storm. How are you supposed to know that I was somehow warped into your account?
1) Your sign-in name begins with an “N” and it has three numbers at the end of it.
2) Within those three numbers is your posted age on sosuave.com
3) One of the broads who emailed you has the name “Spice” in it.
Now do you believe me?
I was just about to end my account but I don’t know now-
Please read the entire post if you plan to read some of it. It has a twist.
Well, I went to match.com to check out my status and all. I clicked “sign-in” and it took me in.
I was checking my matches and winks and saw a hell of a lot of babes trying to get into contact with me. I was like “holy $hit! Why am I so popular all of a sudden!”
There were pages and pages of mutual matches. I then asked myself “Spankster, how can there be 50 pages of mutual matches when I have not agreed to the match of any of these women?”
Well, I then continued to flip through the pages and saw some nice looking babes. “ Did they all want me?”
I then looked at my winks and discovered that I had many winks from females who was interested in me.
Next, I checked my email history and saw that it was full of emails from these broads. That’s when I said “wait a minute, spanker, I have not been emailing these women.” Then I looked up and said, “wait, that is not even my photo.” The person had similar clothing but not me.
I recognized the photo from sosuave.com! It was one of my favorite posters, The Stormwriter himself!
I was sitting there surprised as hell! How did this happen!
I then came up with some Star Trek @$$ explanation-
My computer flux capacitor must of exploded creating a rift in the cyberspace continuum which caused the dilithium crystals in my hard drive to send out subatomic particle waves to Stormwriter’s computer thereby, creating a cyberspace link between our computers.
Storm, I am sorry it happened, man. I have since logged out of your account and cleared my cache. Now I wonder if there is some sort of hacker or something at this site causing havoc. This seems to be more than a coincidence but for all of those who doubted my guy Stormwriter, eat your heart out.
I am now a witness to his success at match.com. Although I have not seen him on any dates it is not hard to believe that a guy who is getting so much attention on match.com is having a healthy dating life.
Now, Storm, I will look even more forward to your post since you do not seem to be one of those “I am king DJ posters” and you seem to be actually getting good dating experience and is another poster put it, " not a locker room Bull-Shi**er.” Keep up the good work.
Now to answer your question, Storm. How are you supposed to know that I was somehow warped into your account?
1) Your sign-in name begins with an “N” and it has three numbers at the end of it.
2) Within those three numbers is your posted age on sosuave.com
3) One of the broads who emailed you has the name “Spice” in it.
Now do you believe me?
I was just about to end my account but I don’t know now-
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