Attention all OkCupid/POF beta gamers: NNNext!!

[djjizzyjeff]

I'm testing OkCupid for the hell of it. (Looks like all nasty looking chicks so far in the NYC area unless you have to get rated by several to see better looking chicks)

I'm sending a simple one word first message to chicks and it's working like crazy. Have 9 replies so far since I spammed about 15 quick last night.

What I send right off the bat to any of them.(I'll send it to any good looking chicks on OKC if I can find them.) is:

NNNext!!

It gives them the impression you've "read" something on their profile and or are "nexting" them for something rather than sucking up in any way. (Chicks use the same term so I know it's making their hamsters spin as it's not a completely obnoxious message but gets them to wonder what this one guy "didn't like".)

When they respond I simply resopnd with something back like:

lol. Hey you. I'm just being bad. How's OkCupid been treating you so far?

They still reply and go into a few quick back and forths before getting the number.

If you want to meet these chicks (so far I don't see anything) then get the number ASAP and call them and meet up ASAP.

Try it out. (When I get back I'll post the responses I get from sending it)


NNNext!!

 

[HedoRick]

Very skeptical that this will work. I look forward to seeing some of the replies you got, if so, I would be more than glad to spam it out in my area.

 

[disgustipated]

Your follow up reply sounds like you're backpedaling already. So in total it comes off as ****y/dismissive which peaks their interest...then instead of maintaining that vibe that peaked their initial curiousity you say just kidding...kinda exposing yourself very quickly...you can even maintain that initial stance for more than two emails? Leaves her with the impression you crack easy.

Why not maintain it for a bit, bust her balls, continue being unreasonably confident with sprinkling of vulnerability(her niche to get in with you)? Don't be so quick to melt when a girl gives attention.

 

[djjizzyjeff]

Your follow up reply sounds like you're backpedaling already. So in total it comes off as ****y/dismissive which peaks their interest...then instead of maintaining that vibe that peaked their initial curiousity you say just kidding...kinda exposing yourself very quickly...you can even maintain that initial stance for more than two emails? Leaves her with the impression you crack easy.

Why not maintain it for a bit, bust her balls, continue being unreasonably confident with sprinkling of vulnerability(her niche to get in with you)? Don't be so quick to melt when a girl gives attention.

You can respond in pretty much any way you want after. Chicks online have easily bruised ego' so you don't want to come off in text as bashing them nor as a clown.

They're responding regardless most likely due to the fact (even though they claim to not like other chicks in dudes pictures with them and I cant put up shirtless or they get deleted) that I have three different chicks alone with me in three seperate pictures of the five pictures I used who blow away any chicks on the site.

I'll post some replies in a few..

 

[HedoRick]

Standing by and waiting to troll these bishes...

 

[djjizzyjeff]

Standing by and waiting to troll these bishes...

Waiting for what? Responses vary according to how good you look in your worst picture.

Either send:

Can I be completely honest with you?

or:

Next!

Either one I've gotten several replies from already.

After just ask them whatever and how the site is treating them then go for their number. No time to waste on back and forth emailing.

 

[HedoRick]

Waiting for my brand new job to start. Broke as a joke. Can't afford to date all the loonies till I can afford to feed myself first. I have good pics I think.. got kind of a james bond vibe going on. If my pic sucks feel free to say so. I think it's my worst one.

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=ffab05&s=5

 

[HedoRick]

I started spamming this out in the morning. Sure enough the replies are flowing in. Will report when actual success(lays) occurs. It never ceases to shock me some of the retarded stuff that chicks online will reply to....

Will also pitch this out on match and see what happens. For some reason that site gets me very few replies. I think it's loaded up with fake profiles or something.

 

[HedoRick]

This opener is killing it on okcupid. I am batting 10/15 in my area. Some have already responded with numbers and i'm beginning to get dates scheduled for the week.

And yeah the really hot ones seldom respond. They are such a minority that it's best to not pit yourself against 100's of other dudes. I prefer to meet them in person at clubs or dance events I go to. I don't troll the internet for quality anyways(and I pity the guy that does!)

Just a note this opener has the best success for me on okcupid. It gets zero replies on match. I think most of the profiles on match may be old/outdated/fake. I have never gotten many dates off of that site.

 

[June_Gloom]

Most of the "hot" profiles are fake. That is why you never get a reply. These dating sites set up fake accounts so guys will sign up. They won't sign up for a bunch of fatties LOL

 

[djjizzyjeff]

Most of the "hot" profiles are fake. That is why you never get a reply. These dating sites set up fake accounts so guys will sign up. They won't sign up for a bunch of fatties LOL

Not all of them. There are several chicks who it's them. Pics could be old or they're nutjobs, but they'll reply if you send something different than everyone else and you look your best in all your pictures and they think you do. If not they won't reply.

 

[synergy1]

I have been using your second response for a little while too and it gets some conversation going. If you think NYC area is bad, you have no idea how bad it is here.. at least you have options. My searches are fewer these days since the options are virtually non existent.

 

[HedoRick]

I would say the bulk of the really hot ones on match.com are fake. They have a much more vested interest in numbers of attractive "members" then sites like pof and okstupid.

Here's another good copypasta to send if you have a congruent profile.

"Hey I was thinking of robbing a bank, fleeing down to the oceanfront, driving off a cliff, and faking my own death this week (SCUBA tanks in trunk), are you in?"