Ate my first Mc'Donals Burger after 6 years

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LiveFreeX said:
Look up the term gutter oil on google. You'll see why I prefer McD's over Chinese.

Why do you eat that crap anyway? Doesn't your wife cook? My wife cooks every night, and she will pack me a lunch in the morning if I need it. Your perfect chinese wife doesn't cook??
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

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Malice said:
Why do you eat that crap anyway? Doesn't your wife cook? My wife cooks every night, and she will pack me a lunch in the morning if I need it. Your perfect chinese wife doesn't cook??
LMAOOOOOOO well played. well played. :crackup:
 

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I'm not even going to lie. I have a thing for the Mc Rib.

I know it's probably made out of grass and old car tires. I don't care. that **** is great to me.

My son has a thing for chicken nuggets so I go to Wendy's and Mc Donalds a lot. I'll get a mc rib combo meal if they have it and their perlines and cream ice cream

if htey don';t have that and i have a taste i'll just get the fries
 

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I'm not even going to lie. I have a thing for the Mc Rib.

I know it's probably made out of grass and old car tires. I don't care. that **** is great to me.

My son has a thing for chicken nuggets so I go to Wendy's and Mc Donalds a lot. I'll get a mc rib combo meal if they have it and their perlines and cream ice cream

if htey don';t have that and i have a taste i'll just get the fries
It's a great sandwich until you need a triple bypass. Look at Bill Clinton and Big Macs. For kids it's good but not as adults.
 

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i might eat one once a month. My wife actually cooks lol.
 

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yeah i saw gutter oil,i have to say im not surprised as chinese asshats are the most dirty bastards that have ever walked the earth. everytime i go to china,i lose my libido bcuz their women are so ugly and their cities smell like a retirement home (urine).

although hongkong has a lot of hot babes.kudos to that.

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i might eat one once a month. My wife actually cooks lol.
lol you and epimanes are probably the only people here who have a real wife and are not schizophrenics.
 
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