asking for head?
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Well, I normally say something like this:
"Pardon me, miss...if it wouldn't be too much of a bother, do you suppose I could unsheath my heretofore hidden-from-view tallywhacker, so that I might dip my balls in your ever-so-lovely mouth? And would you be so kind as to use your tongue to gently encircle my testicular region? 'Twould be splendid, methinks!"
"Pardon me, miss...if it wouldn't be too much of a bother, do you suppose I could unsheath my heretofore hidden-from-view tallywhacker, so that I might dip my balls in your ever-so-lovely mouth? And would you be so kind as to use your tongue to gently encircle my testicular region? 'Twould be splendid, methinks!"
penkitten
Master Don Juan
" while your down there"
this is a good question to ask.my suggestion would be,dont force the head issue so much,get her shirt off first and get some hand rubbing on her breast going,then she will get the idea if you use your little soldier
spider_007
Master Don Juan
thake her hand and place it on your thing..... she should get the idea. If she never done it before, try and make her comforatable touching it, and make sure you let her know you enjoye it very much. Gradually and playfully suggest to her to "kiss the head" once she has done it, she'll see that there is really notting to it, and that she is makeing you feel good. Make sure you moune a little just to give her encuragement...........
and for god sake take a shower before you do that. Would you want to have a slimy penis in your mouth if you ware a woman!!!
good luck
and for god sake take a shower before you do that. Would you want to have a slimy penis in your mouth if you ware a woman!!!
good luck
scordate
Don Juan
ask for head ? yeah right !
only answer you will get is kinda;
ok-Joe, but that will be an extra 50 $ ;-)
go down on her and position yourself so she is able to, should she want to, touch your hmm privates
then if she likes it, *and wants to*, she can either go 69 or reward you when you have given her a good time down there
try asking her questions about what SHE likes done to her; as in do you prefer your xxxx touched this way .... or this way ?
she might feel encouraged to ask you back what you like ?
and AFAI think; you have absolutely no right to 'demand' head
remember sex is fun and you should explore eachother
its not a p***-movie that has a rigid scenario
be fun in bed; even cool; if she moves in the direction of head-giving
stop her jokingly- teasingly; "hey - did I say you could go down on me ? no - you have to wait for that !"
some women are absolutely fascinated with our **** and cant wait to study a new one, and if you withhold her that experience she will go nutty !
what works with one woman, will not work with another; you just have to go with the flow
/ scordate
only answer you will get is kinda;
ok-Joe, but that will be an extra 50 $ ;-)
go down on her and position yourself so she is able to, should she want to, touch your hmm privates
then if she likes it, *and wants to*, she can either go 69 or reward you when you have given her a good time down there
try asking her questions about what SHE likes done to her; as in do you prefer your xxxx touched this way .... or this way ?
she might feel encouraged to ask you back what you like ?
and AFAI think; you have absolutely no right to 'demand' head
remember sex is fun and you should explore eachother
its not a p***-movie that has a rigid scenario
be fun in bed; even cool; if she moves in the direction of head-giving
stop her jokingly- teasingly; "hey - did I say you could go down on me ? no - you have to wait for that !"
some women are absolutely fascinated with our **** and cant wait to study a new one, and if you withhold her that experience she will go nutty !
what works with one woman, will not work with another; you just have to go with the flow
/ scordate
Look dude, if youre ****in comfortable with it, she will be...
Now dont go ****in out there and ask every ***** you know for head.
Im just saying you have to be 101% proof comfortable with asking a question like this, with asking or doing anything really.
I was at a house party about a year ago and the first thing I did when I saw a real fit one was :
Grabbed her by the arm,
Look her in the eye with suspicious look,
Ask her in real serious tone of voice:
''Do you give good head??''
Her and all her mates were like:
''what the ****...EXCUSE ME!!!!''''
(Of course this being the testing bulll****)
So i was like in a answer my question tone of voice :
''Well do you??''
She was like in real serious tone:
''Excuse me thats really none of your business'':nono:
So i was like (bull**** ga lore)in a ''yeah right'' kind of tone:
''yeah ok, ill take that as a yes''
Whole place : ->>:crackup: :crackup:
So yeah then i ignore her for awhile,
we get talkin, i bring up a whole role-play of us being in a very serious relationship which she totally gets immersed in,
then go on and bust on her, sayin shes cheatin on me when she gets a text message off some other guy.
Story short, when end up makin out, workin the neck,lips and navel...she starts melting,
go off into a more private room and what happened,
she milked my **** with her mouth like a cows tit.:rockon:
so yeah it was a good night, she took my number and is ''a good friend now''
Now dont go ****in out there and ask every ***** you know for head.
Im just saying you have to be 101% proof comfortable with asking a question like this, with asking or doing anything really.
I was at a house party about a year ago and the first thing I did when I saw a real fit one was :
Grabbed her by the arm,
Look her in the eye with suspicious look,
Ask her in real serious tone of voice:
''Do you give good head??''
Her and all her mates were like:
''what the ****...EXCUSE ME!!!!''''
(Of course this being the testing bulll****)
So i was like in a answer my question tone of voice :
''Well do you??''
She was like in real serious tone:
''Excuse me thats really none of your business'':nono:
So i was like (bull**** ga lore)in a ''yeah right'' kind of tone:
''yeah ok, ill take that as a yes''
Whole place : ->>:crackup: :crackup:
So yeah then i ignore her for awhile,
we get talkin, i bring up a whole role-play of us being in a very serious relationship which she totally gets immersed in,
then go on and bust on her, sayin shes cheatin on me when she gets a text message off some other guy.
Story short, when end up makin out, workin the neck,lips and navel...she starts melting,
go off into a more private room and what happened,
she milked my **** with her mouth like a cows tit.:rockon:
so yeah it was a good night, she took my number and is ''a good friend now''
ok. listien stop listenin to all this chumps. IF u wat to invite lil Jon and the east side boys to the party then you just say,"SHUT UP, AND give me a BJ." and make sure u put some music on like chingy "tispsy"!!!! Yea i know my music!!!
undesputable
Master Don Juan
you know some of the best words that can come out of a girls mouth is "here let me suck your ****".ive come across that line a couple of times...the thing is, i dont know if they always say that, if they say that only to guys who get them off, or if im one of the lucky sons of a *****es that gets to hear this.
One technique I've used is... While messing around with a girl I've asked her if she gives good head. If she says yes, just whip your **** out. If she doesn't really give you an answer then most likely she doesn't have that in mind. You can try some techniques with foreplay such as going down on her first, fingering her, or even taking her hand and putting it on ur ****.
aftershock
Master Don Juan
This reminds me of a funny story that my gf told me.
One of her friends had been going out with a guy a couple of months, and they were alone. Things got a bit hotter and he revealed his manhood, obviously expecting her to do something with it. She said "Oh, do you need the toilet?".
:crackup: :crackup:
Needless to say, he made a quick exit and didn't see her again...
As for the question in general, don't ask, things will progress to that stage naturally if you are any good at turning her on.
One of her friends had been going out with a guy a couple of months, and they were alone. Things got a bit hotter and he revealed his manhood, obviously expecting her to do something with it. She said "Oh, do you need the toilet?".
:crackup: :crackup:
Needless to say, he made a quick exit and didn't see her again...
As for the question in general, don't ask, things will progress to that stage naturally if you are any good at turning her on.
It may just be me, but I'm wondering...
Why ask?
Did you ask "can I kiss you?" "Can I feel your breasts?"
If you answered "yes" to both of those...
Anyway, don't ask. Let things get really hot until you whipser in her ear...
"Give me head"
"Take me in your mouth"
"Go down on me"
"Suck me"
Whatever you want to pick out of those.
"asking for head?" :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Why ask?
Did you ask "can I kiss you?" "Can I feel your breasts?"
If you answered "yes" to both of those...
Anyway, don't ask. Let things get really hot until you whipser in her ear...
"Give me head"
"Take me in your mouth"
"Go down on me"
"Suck me"
Whatever you want to pick out of those.
"asking for head?" :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: