Asked a new girl out this week....

[young_gun]

29 PAGES ON THIS WEBSITE???? Come on Luke, if you would start working out, dressing well, going out and getting ONE NEW NUMBER A WEEKEND, I guarantee you could get laid in less than 6 months.

Hell, you have the DJ Bible and all the knowledge that this site contains to help you. Most guys will never, ever stumble across a site like this and will be in the dark about this their entire lives. You've been coming here for 2 years now and you have damn-near 2,000 posts. ARE YOU EVER GOING TO LEARN ANYTHING???

 

[Desdinova]

i noticed a moderator making fun of Luke in this thread....why is he even allowed to post in here?

Luke isn't breaking any forum rules (at least none that we know of), so he's free to post here.

But after the whole mannequin thing, I don't think I can take Luke seriously anymore.

 

[young_gun]

Luke isn't breaking any forum rules (at least none that we know of), so he's free to post here.

But after the whole mannequin thing, I don't think I can take Luke seriously anymore.

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Bible_Belt]

Making fun of Luke is a little too easy. I don't see what it proves.

 

[positivity_injection]

Making fun of Luke is a little too easy. I don't see what it proves.

that link i provided to enotalone.com proves that he isnt serious and that he is infecting this site with creepiness, that is what it proves

 

[Bible_Belt]

It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick.

 

[I'm Charming]

foreplay?? wow even i didnt see that

i noticed a moderator making fun of Luke in this thread....why is he even allowed to post in here? this site will get bad reps if outsiders ever see this guy's threads

As someone who was an outsider but has recently registered - I saw Luke's threads and new straight away the guy was never to be taken seriously, I found them funny.

He's a shining example of what NEVER to end up as, plus I find them hilarious, pure schadenfreude factor.

What's worse though is that I can see aspects of this guys personality with people that I have come into contact with over the years:- he's a real social retard, totally delusional. :crazy:

 

[young_gun]

As someone who was an outsider but has recently registered - I saw Luke's threads and new straight away the guy was never to be taken seriously, I found them funny.

He's a shining example of what NEVER to end up as, plus I find them hilarious, pure schadenfreude factor.

What's worse though is that I can see aspects of this guys personality with people that I have come into contact with over the years:- he's a real social retard, totally delusional. :crazy:

LOL. Everything you said here is 100% true.

 

[Kaim Argonar]

Making fun of Luke is a little too easy. I don't see what it proves.

Just leave the guy alone, you all. It's insulting to say that a guy isn't real just because he has it bad. I'd reckon it takes courage to show your self as it really is without omitting the parts that are going to elicit mockery. No one believes that reality is as perfect and glamourous as 97% of all the smug posters make it sound like.

All that matters is consistent effort and to have a good aim.

Luke would probably do a whole lot better if he wasn't so meek and if he had a more aggressive, outspoken character.

 

[wolf116]

The scary thing about Luke-

I'm afraid I'll end up like him. The difference being, Luke has serious problems with his sexuality, as it has been developmentally retarded by his religiosity and unhealthy relationship with his parents.

I have no religious hang ups. I have no sexual hang ups; I nailed some coked out single mom last night. Yet I lack the basic physical attractiveness to engage in a healthy sexual relationship with a woman my age. Thus, I'm doomed to the same fate as Luke, albeit for different reasons.

Your situation is nothing like Luke's. You have fvcked more chicks then most guys on this site.

How was the milf? Is it true that older women are aggressive in bed??

 

[young_gun]

Your situation is nothing like Luke's. You have fvcked more chicks then most guys on this site.

How was the milf? Is it true that older women are aggressive in bed??

I wouldn't consider a coked-out single mother to be a MILF. No offense wutang, but I wouldn't want anything to do with someone who was doing hard drugs.

 

[wolf116]

I wouldn't consider a coked-out single mother to be a MILF. No offense wutang, but I wouldn't want anything to do with someone who was doing hard drugs.

Who gives a **** that she dose drugs! She had fake t!ts and knew what she was doing. She sounded like way more fun then the 20yo chick I'm nailing.

 

[Keyboard Theorist]

Your situation is nothing like Luke's. You have fvcked more chicks then most guys on this site.

How was the milf? Is it true that older women are aggressive in bed??

I could be mistaken here but I think that Wutang has slept with two hookers and had a BJ from an older woman in his time, so to some he may be considered a virgin. IMO until he meets a girl his age-range and sleeps with her without the handing over of cash/drugs for the sex, then he won't have overcome his issues tbh. Even with this milf drugs had to be given ... not good.

KT

 

[positivity_injection]

I could be mistaken here but I think that Wutang has slept with two hookers and had a BJ from an older woman in his time, so to some he may be considered a virgin. IMO until he meets a girl his age-range and sleeps with her without the handing over of cash/drugs for the sex, then he won't have overcome his issues tbh. Even with this milf drugs had to be given ... not good.

KT

Mad Manic, no one is interested in your virgin racist opinions, thats why you were just banned a few days ago buddy boy

 

[Wodan]

Totally agree, I dont think he will ever get a decent girl.

 

[leftForDeadPhoenix]

Keep it up Jedi knight!! Be yourself, because y ou give me more comic entertainment than any made up tragic character could in a million years.:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup::crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup::crackup:

 

[leftForDeadPhoenix]

The one similarity here is height/looks. Ultimately, your looks determine most of your happiness in life. Politically incorrect, particularly on this site, but true. Look at the school shootings.

True, but looks can be improved on to some extent, so it's still your own fault if you suck.

 

[Alle_Gory]

Gold Jerry!! GOLD!

This is the stuff sitcoms are made of.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

The girl was a noshow. I speculate she wanted me to meet me at her office which was a bit of a distance a way, and well, you know the price of gas and all that, I insisted that she meet me around where I'm at. She never showed up at the date and I never followed up on it. I'm thinking of Pook's Anti-Dump theory -- only pursue women who are very interested or you are wasting your time. While the How to Succeed with Women book would suggest to follow up with the girl, but claim you couldn't make it in the date and apologize for it -- I decided to write it off anyway because a girl with high interest level would not do that.

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I've just come back on this site after taking a month away from here and was suprised at how, asking a girl out for coffee, has mushroomed into all this crap. None of the posts on this thread are at all helpful, and the only post, if any, that was worth a grain of salt is the one that says that I'm a meek guy rather than an aggressive and outspoken type of guy.

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All I can say is that I'm launching a new secret weapon soon -- this secret weapon is called pherenomes. There is this excellent company (which I will withhold the name for now), that I've done research on with independent reviews of various phenerome products and this product has consistently came as number 1, and by the testimonials I've read, sort of blew my mind.
The testimonials sounded very detailed, and in my view had some credibility to them due to their exactness. It is also the only company that has a special patented synthetic phenerome that has been university tested with double blind placebo tests in the University of Chicago.

The price seems reasonable ($ 40) for a bottle that lasts for 2 months, that will be the best $ 40 I've ever spent in my life on a product if this works and produces the results. Now, I know this is a crutch, to have potentially attractive women getting instantly attracted to me, and it doesn't cover online game, or even telephone game -- but if there is like real instant chemistry on this stuff with women that cross my paths within a 15 feet radious -- then this thread will be updated to everyone's shame.

I ordered this product sometime late last week.

 

[Alle_Gory]

I'm launching a new secret weapon soon

There is no secret weapon. For anything. Ever.