Asked 29 year old hottie what she looks for in a man

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sparky0000 said:
29 years old?? Her only requirement should be that the guy has a heartbeat. 29 year old American broads who are single have HPV. Simple as that. The odds say so. I wouldn't touch such a beast with two pairs of surgical gloves on.

BTW, the next 29 year old "hottie" I see will be the first 29 year old "hottie" I have seen.
I concur!!

A single beautiful 29 year old who is not married?? What does this tell us boys?

Was she always single? Divorced?
 

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Jayer said:
I met this girl through work about a year ago. We interacted due to work briefly but she doesn't remember who I am. I found her on myspace and started hitting on her. She obviously ignored me and as per her page I could see several guys are supplicating to her (she is hot I don't blame them) This girl is like an 8.5 +, very smart and very career oriented.

So anyway I came clean and asked her point blank what she looked for in a guy and here is exactly what she said:

tall, dark, handsome, creative, funny, ambitious, honest, likes to travel, sexy, romantic, intellectual, spontaneous, fresh.


What do you all think?
The translation (word for word is)

She wants it long, dark, smooth, hard, upsidedown, jerky, exprienced, from room to room, in the dark, with dirty talk, any time of the day, and just after a shower.

She isn't good for anything else. Sadly she doesn't have a clue what a good man is.
 

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Last Man Standing said:
I concur!!

A single beautiful 29 year old who is not married?? What does this tell us boys?

Was she always single? Divorced?
typical ameriacanized hor. Fuc-ked many times in both holes and most likely at the same time.
 
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typical ameriacanized hor. Fuc-ked many times in both holes and most likely at the same time.
Sparky0000, 00Kevin, and I - the top three men on this site who chastise hors, and justifiably so!!! One day these youngsters will see the light and awaken to the corrupt homo/hor agenda!!!!
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Sparky0000, 00Kevin, and I - the top three men on this site who chastise hors, and justifiably so!!! One day these youngsters will see the light and awaken to the corrupt homo/hor agenda!!!!

The more hors you call out the more successfull you are with women. It is that simple.
 

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This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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00Kevin said:
The more hors you call out the more successfull you are with women. It is that simple.
I differentiate women from "hors"!! A women is one who is female and in sync with her femininity which is inherently derived from her virgin state until given to her husband!!! A hor deviates from her femininity and becomes sexually active with a man who is not her husband -- meaning - any man she wishes!!! "Any man she wishes" means there are no boundaries!!!!

No boundaries!!!!
 

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Jayer said:
I met this girl through work about a year ago. We interacted due to work briefly but she doesn't remember who I am. I found her on myspace and started hitting on her. She obviously ignored me and as per her page I could see several guys are supplicating to her (she is hot I don't blame them) This girl is like an 8.5 +, very smart and very career oriented.

So anyway I came clean and asked her point blank what she looked for in a guy and here is exactly what she said:

tall, dark, handsome, creative, funny, ambitious, honest, likes to travel, sexy, romantic, intellectual, spontaneous, fresh.


What do you all think?
The question is do these traits apply to you?

And why are you chasing a girl for a whole year?
 

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HaremMasterThomas said:
Hot babes don't care too much about penis size, gay guys do, so unless you are gay yourself I wouldn't worry about it. :crackup:
Ummm, I had a conversation with one of my good female friends, a hot chick who has her head on straighter than any woman I've ever met and most guys as well.

I asked her if size really mattered.

Her response?

"I like a guy with a big c0ck. I like the feeling of being 'filled-up'. It isn't a requirement, but it's definiately a nice thing to have."

So ... make of that what you will. I think it matters about as much as we like big tits or a tight ass. Not necessarily required, but they're a big plus. (Well, a nice ass/thighs is a requirement for Ser3 ;))
 

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wheelin&dealin said:
What a women says she wants and what a women wants are completely different things.
Exactly :up:
 
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ricorico said:
I have a feeling Sparky is an over 40+ guy or an agency owner in the Ukraine trying to rake in some suckers.. Why else would he say a 19 year old should be dating 40 year old men or older. So should guys 30 and under be dating kids? You're sick Sparky!!! I think he stays home a lot and beats off a lot to underage porn.So a woman 29 does'nt turn him on. this guy is here everyday talking about Ukranian women. For a guy who claims to be getting so much play,he certainly has a lot of time on his hands.!!!!
Bullocks. When I was 30 years old I dated an 18 y/o girl (but she had a child) and she was talking about sex on the first date, while I was like, duh, I'm a virgin and dont understand what you are talking about. I think a guy should date any girl he wants, as long as she's over the minimum age prescribed by law.

I tell you, I never felt like a man before, and that 18 y/o hit the spot. If I really and seriously pursued her (this is the December internet series last year) I would feel like a king. She was prepared to let me take her anywhere, Niagara falls, my home for the weekend to fvck me hard over and over, and she had a body to die for.

But my mom said she had a child and wouldn't let me date her. My parents are so strict, what am I going to do. Dampners were placed from day one - but the point is, sometimes you need to date a yonge girl to feel like a man, they respect you better and you feel like an alpha male.

Some of the hardest masturbation fantasies where I'd just masturbate so fvcking hard was with this girl and the idea that she may have been prepared to fvck me - and we held hands on the movie theatre --

Bad advice - date any woman that makes you feel like a real man - as long as the law says it's ok dont listen to any other bull**** or you are missing out on knowing how it feels to be a man.

Oh well, that's life I guess. The joke is, she was a zillion more experienced than I was, I was a virgin for crying out loud (and still am though).
 

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Luke Skywalker said:
Bullocks. When I was 30 years old I dated an 18 y/o girl (but she had a child) and she was talking about sex on the first date, while I was like, duh, I'm a virgin and dont understand what you are talking about. I think a guy should date any girl he wants, as long as she's over the minimum age prescribed by law.

I tell you, I never felt like a man before, and that 18 y/o hit the spot. If I really and seriously pursued her (this is the December internet series last year) I would feel like a king. She was prepared to let me take her anywhere, Niagara falls, my home for the weekend to fvck me hard over and over, and she had a body to die for.

But my mom said she had a child and wouldn't let me date her. My parents are so strict, what am I going to do. Dampners were placed from day one - but the point is, sometimes you need to date a yonge girl to feel like a man, they respect you better and you feel like an alpha male.

Some of the hardest masturbation fantasies where I'd just masturbate so fvcking hard was with this girl and the idea that she may have been prepared to fvck me - and we held hands on the movie theatre --

Bad advice - date any woman that makes you feel like a real man - as long as the law says it's ok dont listen to any other bull**** or you are missing out on knowing how it feels to be a man.

Oh well, that's life I guess. The joke is, she was a zillion more experienced than I was, I was a virgin for crying out loud (and still am though).

sorry man but I read about you, can you please refrain from replying to other people's posts as if you know something? because you are a 31 year old virgin who lives with his parents..........don't talk, just read and apply
 
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sorry man but I read about you, can you please refrain from replying to other people's posts as if you know something? because you are a 31 year old virgin who lives with his parents..........don't talk, just read and apply
I'm writing what I have experienced first-hand and am not keyboard jocking.
 

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Luke Skywalker said:
But my mom said she had a child and wouldn't let me date her. My parents are so strict, what am I going to do. Dampners were placed from day one - but the point is, sometimes you need to date a yonge girl to feel like a man, they respect you better and you feel like an alpha male.

Some of the hardest masturbation fantasies where I'd just masturbate so fvcking hard was with this girl and the idea that she may have been prepared to fvck me - and we held hands on the movie theatre --

Bad advice - date any woman that makes you feel like a real man - as long as the law says it's ok dont listen to any other bull**** or you are missing out on knowing how it feels to be a man.

Oh well, that's life I guess. The joke is, she was a zillion more experienced than I was, I was a virgin for crying out loud (and still am though).
I resist flaming you most of the time because you're almost too easy a target, but honestly:

If you are 30+ and are still dating women depending on what your MOM thinks (and you are still a virgin), you really have no place giving anybody advice on being a man.
 

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Well out of what everyone said, I liked Gangster's response the best.

"Ok, those are good qualities to want, yet what do you have to offer a man, not counting your looks, that would merit you deserving the ideal man you're looking for?"


I'm going to reply back to her with this which is a week or more later. I'll keep you posted as to what she says.

Gangster fyi she lives in LA. So I'll pass along her myspace page if interested.

Heck, maybe I'll just post it and we'll see if any of these so called DJ's here can mack it. Anyone that could is a pimp in my book cause this girl is far from easy.

Who's up for the challenge?
 

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Thank you, thank you, as I take a well deserved bow!

PM me her info/address.
 

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Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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She wants James Bond.

In reality, she (and every girl) wants a fictional character who has more power and tricks up his sleeve than can entertain her for a lifetime. But does such a character exist n this world? No.

It is possible to believe you have found all of those qualities for a short while in the rush of a fresh, new romance, but every man has has predictabilities and shortcomings.

So, this tells you to ignore what she says. And keep on doing what you do. Emphasize your strengths. Downplay your weaknesses.
 

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Gangster I told her what you said and this was her respose word for word


"love, so much of it. honesty, truth, support in his career, helping him grow as a person, care about his happiness, creativity, spontaneity, amazing sex. openness, willingness to try new things, explore together, grow together and above all respect. "



I think I'll have a little more dialouge with her to see what happens and then I'll pm you her page info. I hope that you can keep us posted of your trials and tribulations with this subject. If/when you strike out I'll open it up to the board to try.


But what do you think about her last comment? Sounds like marriage material to me :)
 

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Two pages to dissert on women in general based on a random question to a female colleague... You guys are a bunch of pathetic losers, get a life for f**k's sake.

She said she wants a good-looking, clever and fun guy. What's wrong with that? Just like any guy on this board would love to have a pretty, smart girl that's good in bed right?

Unfortunately, judging by your posts, it's unlikely to happen anytime soon.

She's 29? And? Do you truly believe that each and every 29 year old single woman gets involved in threesomes and whatnot. Get real and stop the stupid generalizations based on what you see in porn flicks.

bunch of morons.
 

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umm ok that made absolutely no sense. I think you've been eating too many of those magic brownies in amsterdam.

Now as far as stopping the thread, why don't you make me punk?
 

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Jayer said:
umm ok that made absolutely no sense. I think you've been eating too many of those magic brownies in amsterdam.

Now as far as stopping the thread, why don't you make me punk?
Another super american brain faces the challenge of talking back to a foreigner without using worn-out cliches...

That's all you could come up with?

Anyway, it's exhausting just reading your crap. Live in frustration. Keep believing that all women are evil, especially the ones that are single at 29 at 29.... Booooo scary.... From what I read on this moronic noard, she 's bound to be a hor a must be carrying ****loads of STD's right?

America and the good old culture of fear...

That's what you are : a bunch of scared little men, virgins for a vast majority, getting together to talk about what it means to be a man and how women are out to make your existence soooooo miserable...

The day you start using your brains instead of reinforcing your negative beliefs by parroting the same cliches about women over and over again. A brand new world will open to you.

That's all I had to say.
 

Do not be too easy. If you are too easy to get, she will not want you. If you are too easy to keep, she will lose interest in you. If you are too easy to control, she will not respect you.

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