Ask a guy who PIITB of his bestfriend's wife anything

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And then threw her bish ass out...Long story short: Last night my best friends wife came over to deliver something to me at my beach house. Story on her is that she hates me and always has, I've known her since middle school. This hatred towards me has made me always want to fk her brains out. I was sippin a little goose and patron and offered a drink, what the hell right. Things started getting a little weird, she's laughing at my jokes, brushing against me, her hand passed by my cawk a few times. Well, we fked, put my cawk right in her aswhol and loved every minute of it. She said afterwards she was tired and suggested to sleep over. I said she better leave because staying wasn't an option. She obliged, made out in the doorway and then I passed out.

Life is good brahs, real good
 

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You're an ass*ole mate. How does it feel to be one?
 

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He's not really much of a best friend if you can screw him over and fvck his wife is is he?
 

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For real, or if that's your idea of a best friend....wtf? Have a feeling we got a troll.
 

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Is it all his fault? so f*cking what, he's proven (albeit in a sh*t way) that his friend has a very low value woman and should get rid of her immediately.

Although, to be fair, I have yet to come across a woman who HASN'T cheated.

tough times.
 

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Cherokee said:
Is it all his fault? so f*cking what, he's proven (albeit in a sh*t way) that his friend has a very low value woman and should get rid of her immediately.

Although, to be fair, I have yet to come across a woman who HASN'T cheated.

tough times.
You don't fvck your best friends wife, period.

Complete and utter disrespect to his best friend.

So much for the friendship.
 

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Cherokee said:
Is it all his fault? so f*cking what, he's proven (albeit in a sh*t way) that his friend has a very low value woman and should get rid of her immediately.


Yes it is his fault. Slap yourself in the face - this isn't about being "alpha" or some kind of Don Juan. This is about something much bigger than that, this is about being a man. This is about living as a man, having respect for those you call your friends, and having a set of principles that you abide by.

Semtex and anyone who would condone his actions: you are not men, you are literal filth.

What do you stand for? What sense of purpose do you have? How pathetic is a man if he betrays those closest to him for something so trivial? Pvssy is so easy to get, yet you would deliver one of the worst betrayals you can give to your best friend for what? An hour of sex? You couldn't get that anywhere else? Don't you have enough self-respect to be above doing something so low? Don't you have any sense of pride? It baffles me that someone like you can actually exist in the world. What good is a man if his word has no value, he has no loyalties, and no willpower? He's not good for anything.

It takes a lot to push my buttons and actually be angered by a complete stranger on the internet, and congratulations because this is one of the few triggers that'll do it. I see it happening in society every day. I don't know if its because of a more feminized society but real men are becoming a rarity. Men aren't men anymore; they plot and scheme behind each others' backs like women, they put the pvssy on a pedestal (in a way that's just as destructive as the AFC version), they have no concept of pride or honor (I don't mean honor in the Japanese sense, I mean having a set of a moral values and having the discipline to uphold them).

Three weeks ago, I was at a party with a bunch of old friends from high school with one of them being my best friend's ex girlfriend. My best friend was absent, but his ex started showing interest in me throughout the entire night. As I left the party at like 2am, she followed me out and blatantly asked me if I wanted to go back to her house and "play videogames" with her. Being drunk and horny, not to mention her already being ****ing hot, I can't tell you how tempting it was. It had been a year since they had broken up, and I wasn't sure if he was completely over her yet even though he says he is. What if he wasn't? He's not the biggest womanizer and they almost dated for a year, it wasn't out of the realm of possibility that he still might harbor some feelings for her. I could never do that to my best friend. I smiled at her and told her that I couldn't and wished her a good night, got in my car, and drove home.

You know what the fvcked up part of the whole story is? People act like I did this big saintly thing whenever I bring it up. As if actually being loyal and honoring your friends in this society is something rare to be celebrated. It shouldn't be, it should just be expected. Women do that kind of crap, men should be above this.

This is probably the meanest post I'll ever make on this website, I usually always have a positive twist on my post, I'll always try to ultimately help the person no matter how skewed their viewpoints are (even if it is through tough love) because this forum is all about learning and self improvement. But I truly, truly believe that people like you are sub-human and not even worthy of being treated with any semblance of respect.

And no, I'm not writing this post for you Semtex, because I couldn't give a **** about you, and more than anything at this point I just feel this overwhelming sense of pity for a man so broken and empty that he would be inclined to do something like this. I'm writing this post for anyone who is still learning how the game works; for any impressionable young man who might chance upon this post and thinks that this kind of behavior is condonable or even worse - worthy of praise. We are men, we have standards, we do not run around sticking our ****s in anything that will let us. We are not slaves to our emotions. Anyone who tries to justify or defend this behavior for one second needs to seriously reconsider where their priorities are at, because this is absolutely absurd. I wasn't going to even make this post because I was convinced that everyone assumed that this was a troll until I saw that people were actually trying to argue for Semtex's point of view and justify his actions.

I really have nothing else to say at this point other than you should be absolutely ashamed at the person you've become.
 

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feeling extreme remorse for what i did, fellas...wrote that while I was drunk
 

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Semtex said:
feeling extreme remorse for what i did, fellas...wrote that while I was drunk

Hey guys, he feels bad. :rolleyes:


aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 

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he's gonna feel REALLY bad when his 'best friend' breaks his jaw, and has to eat through a straw for two months.
 

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horaholic said:
he's gonna feel REALLY bad when his 'best friend' breaks his jaw, and has to eat through a straw for two months.
god forbid it goes there...doubt he'll find out tbh.

Just had to post it and get it out of my system. I still dislike her
 

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Gray The Prince said:
Did you use lube? :rolleyes:

Oh and did she shit on you...and if so, was there corn in it? :crackup:
Nah...no lube besides spit, I rawdogged the stupid kunt lol
 

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Remember the saying bro's before ho's ???

Your best friend will be there no matter what happans just like your family (if you had a normal family to begin with).

But his wife/fiance/gf will not always be there to help you out no matter what, you were a "co(k and nothing more" she needed some sex and her hubby wasn't giving it to her and you jumped in.

You could have been a man and told your mate to dit(h the bit(h and save his life but instead you let him get screwed over.

Well done pat yourself on the back. If you were my mate and things had gotten this bad with my girl I would have appreciated that you as my best friend opened my eyes and helped me out instead of boning her life a desperate chump. I would break you so hard you wouldn't be able to walk ever and then do the same to her.

but thats why I keep my enemies closer then my friends because you never know when one might betray you and when one can be used as a pawn in evil schemes :)
 

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Brighty said:
Yes it is his fault. Slap yourself in the face - this isn't about being "alpha" or some kind of Don Juan. This is about something much bigger than that, this is about being a man. This is about living as a man, having respect for those you call your friends, and having a set of principles that you abide by.

Semtex and anyone who would condone his actions: you are not men, you are literal filth.

What do you stand for? What sense of purpose do you have? How pathetic is a man if he betrays those closest to him for something so trivial? Pvssy is so easy to get, yet you would deliver one of the worst betrayals you can give to your best friend for what? An hour of sex? You couldn't get that anywhere else? Don't you have enough self-respect to be above doing something so low? Don't you have any sense of pride? It baffles me that someone like you can actually exist in the world. What good is a man if his word has no value, he has no loyalties, and no willpower? He's not good for anything.

It takes a lot to push my buttons and actually be angered by a complete stranger on the internet, and congratulations because this is one of the few triggers that'll do it. I see it happening in society every day. I don't know if its because of a more feminized society but real men are becoming a rarity. Men aren't men anymore; they plot and scheme behind each others' backs like women, they put the pvssy on a pedestal (in a way that's just as destructive as the AFC version), they have no concept of pride or honor (I don't mean honor in the Japanese sense, I mean having a set of a moral values and having the discipline to uphold them).

Three weeks ago, I was at a party with a bunch of old friends from high school with one of them being my best friend's ex girlfriend. My best friend was absent, but his ex started showing interest in me throughout the entire night. As I left the party at like 2am, she followed me out and blatantly asked me if I wanted to go back to her house and "play videogames" with her. Being drunk and horny, not to mention her already being ****ing hot, I can't tell you how tempting it was. It had been a year since they had broken up, and I wasn't sure if he was completely over her yet even though he says he is. What if he wasn't? He's not the biggest womanizer and they almost dated for a year, it wasn't out of the realm of possibility that he still might harbor some feelings for her. I could never do that to my best friend. I smiled at her and told her that I couldn't and wished her a good night, got in my car, and drove home.

You know what the fvcked up part of the whole story is? People act like I did this big saintly thing whenever I bring it up. As if actually being loyal and honoring your friends in this society is something rare to be celebrated. It shouldn't be, it should just be expected. Women do that kind of crap, men should be above this.

This is probably the meanest post I'll ever make on this website, I usually always have a positive twist on my post, I'll always try to ultimately help the person no matter how skewed their viewpoints are (even if it is through tough love) because this forum is all about learning and self improvement. But I truly, truly believe that people like you are sub-human and not even worthy of being treated with any semblance of respect.

And no, I'm not writing this post for you Semtex, because I couldn't give a **** about you, and more than anything at this point I just feel this overwhelming sense of pity for a man so broken and empty that he would be inclined to do something like this. I'm writing this post for anyone who is still learning how the game works; for any impressionable young man who might chance upon this post and thinks that this kind of behavior is condonable or even worse - worthy of praise. We are men, we have standards, we do not run around sticking our ****s in anything that will let us. We are not slaves to our emotions. Anyone who tries to justify or defend this behavior for one second needs to seriously reconsider where their priorities are at, because this is absolutely absurd. I wasn't going to even make this post because I was convinced that everyone assumed that this was a troll until I saw that people were actually trying to argue for Semtex's point of view and justify his actions.

I really have nothing else to say at this point other than you should be absolutely ashamed at the person you've become.
sure aint take long for someone to take the troll bait

*hands troll feed*

you gonna need this
 

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The College Jock said:
Lold at the unawares writing huge posts. Lol Aware. GJDM.

Oh and you know the rules, pics or negs phaggot. Lold you're not an exception because you're on another forum.
Old misc memes are old. You can go back to bodybuilding.com if you want to talk about phaggots, and "u mad, yeah u mad", u jelly and etc.

Aware but nobody outside the misc actually cares.
 
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