Ask a girl!

[Emma]

My brother posts here, and I thought I'd register and give you guys some help. So go ahead, gentlemen, try your pickup lines out on a real live female of the human persuasion! I can even offer critiques and advice if you need it!

 

[horaholic]

No. No. No. I dont think so, toots.

We could read Cosmo for that shyt, and its been proven that women cant help guys attract women, besides telling a guy what color shirt looks better on him.

Besides, you cant judge a 'line' on the line itself. Its all about the delivery, and confidence, alphaness, looks, and status of the guy.

Also, most of us here are smart enough to: A. Not listen to what women say they want, and B. know that lines are stupid.

But thanx anyway

 

[Emma]

Fun fact: some of the sex tips offered by Cosmo have put men in the hospital. xD

And why exactly wouldn't you listen to what women tell you they are looking for in a guy? Do you believe women are lying to you? Because if you do, that's rather sad, and possibly a reason you have to resort to forums like this one. :nono:

Also, what's 'alphaness'? Please, don't tell me people still ascribe to the Neanderthalan 'me r toughest dog; you will sex me because i r toughest' thing? In all honesty, that just comes across as A. Obnoxious and b. As if you are very stupid and mysognistic, which is not helping you in the relationship department.

 

[Solomon]

My brother posts here, and I thought I'd register and give you guys some help. So go ahead, gentlemen, try your pickup lines out on a real live female of the human persuasion! I can even offer critiques and advice if you need it!

Post a picture

 

[Daniel1982]

Look by alphaness we don't mean the macho stereotype you're talking about, this website, promotes self improvement in order to become high value men, good leaders, and such, hence the alpha.

You as a woman can't deny this, I mean, I don't think you'd be attracted to a guy that only lives to worship you as some kind of deity, on the contrary you'll be attracted to a guy that actually has a life, goals, standards for God's sake.

Obviously this is part of a process, so many guys, like myself start here looking for date advice, then as we learn, we move on to the next level, which is to try to be our best.

So, I invite you to stay around, you may find things that are also helpful for you to achieve your best, there are girls that have, like Penkitten, and Iqqi

 

[Desdinova]

So go ahead, gentlemen, try your pickup lines out on a real live female of the human persuasion!

Not interested.

 

[Emma]

@Solomon: lol, I'll have to find a good one. This is my dad's computer so there might not be any on here.

@Daniel: ah, good leader, I see. That's a relief. I feared perhaps you lot enjoyed treating women like sex objects instead of people.

Though honestly, if I had to choose between a guy with no ambitions who treated me like a goddess and a total jerk who made 6 million a year, I'd choose the sweet guy every time. Just saying.

 

[Emma]

Not interested.

Prefer men? Not that there's anything wrong with that; mind you; good for you being honest with yourself!

 

[Robert28]

@Solomon: lol, I'll have to find a good one. This is my dad's computer so there might not be any on here.

@Daniel: ah, good leader, I see. That's a relief. I feared perhaps you lot enjoyed treating women like sex objects instead of people.

Though honestly, if I had to choose between a guy with no ambitions who treated me like a goddess and a total jerk who made 6 million a year, I'd choose the sweet guy every time. Just saying.

:crackup: where's a "b.s." smiley when you need one. so Emma, do tell us a brief history of past guys you've been attracted to. i bet every dollar i will ever make that not a single one was AFC, or they might have been but as soon as you found out they were it was hello friend zone for them.

 

[Emma]

Well, let's see, there was Brett; I adored him but he died in a car crash. After that I was off dating for a bit, understandably. Then there was Michael, who seemed nice until he got drunk and tried to rape me. I know it was probably just the beer, but it scared me into breaking it off with him in case it happened again. Sam dumped me for a cheerleader. And now there's Rick, who's adorable and I really like him and he actually seems like a sweetheart. He's a coworker at the bookstore.

 

[Desdinova]

Prefer men? Not that there's anything wrong with that; mind you; good for you being honest with yourself!

No. I prefer women who bring out the best in me instead of trying to make me look like an idiot.

 

[Igetit!]

Though honestly, if I had to choose between a guy with no ambitions who treated me like a goddess and a total jerk who made 6 million a year, I'd choose the sweet guy every time. Just saying.

OH PULEEEASE.



I hadn't planned on replying to this thread. I thought I'd just watch the other members mow you down with their replies,but when I saw this crock of bull you posted here,I had to say something.



You say for us to ask you since you're a girl,right? Ok,I'll take a shot.



Tell us,what attracts you to a guy? Can you tell us EXACTLY?


Narrow it down to SPECIFICALLY how he behaves,what a guy says to you,or rather if it's a physical quality.



Break it down for us. Tell us something that we could go out and do,then tomorrow we can come back and say,"I went out and tried what "Emma" said,and surprise,surprise,I got the number...easily".



I have an even BETTER question.



The last guy you dated,how did he approach you,and what made you decide to go out with him?


What EXACTLY?




I said the last guy YOU DATED...


not the last one you thought was "nice".

not the last one you thought was "sweet".

not the last one you thought would make some (other) girl real happy.

not the last one you want to be "friends" with...



The last one YOU DATED,the last one (or current one) who you and he were offically "girlfriend and boyfriend".



Can you answer these questions?


Don't tell us HOW YOU FEEL,TELL US exactly what made you decide to go out with and date him.


Edit:Well,I see you've reached your 10 post limit. Go back to your last post and edit it.

Then answer my questions...if you can.

 

[Rhoto]

@Daniel: ah, good leader, I see. That's a relief. I feared perhaps you lot enjoyed treating women like sex objects instead of people.

Do you occupy space? Then you are, by definition, an object. Do you have sex? You see where I am going...

Though honestly, if I had to choose between a guy with no ambitions who treated me like a goddess and a total jerk who made 6 million a year, I'd choose the sweet guy every time. Just saying.

Do you have the ability to get a man who makes seven figures a year? And what happens when goddess boy gets boring?

 

[Oxide]

Not worth it.


Guys - damaged girl alert. Good for a laugh, not good for relationship.

 

[I'm in the Mood]

Ah Emma, you sound like a little AFC girl.
Cute maybe? (Doubttt it!)

She's here to start some drama like needy little AFC girls always do.
And I can tell you're an AFC because you completely suck at using c&f, and you're trying to use told DHVs to us ONLINE to DEFEND YOURSELF!

That shows: (hormones are implied,) insecurity, arrogance, and most importantly it dissipates any congruence you might have built up if you hadn't gone on the defensive.

It makes me think you're faking some things and without knowing you on a personal level (not to mention this is online,) you just want to start some trouble and run your little ass back to your girlfriends and tell them about "those seduction guys."

Very not cool, I think a real woman wouldn't be on here to start drama with guys...
to back myself up, you're a senior, STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL!

Hey if you wanted to get to know us, just ask!
And flirt LOTS...and buy us drinks and chocolate and flowers and shvt


..btw do this:

Don't tell us HOW YOU FEEL,TELL US exactly what made you decide to go out with and date him.

 

[Swashbuckler]

My brother posts here, and I thought I'd register and give you guys some help. So go ahead, gentlemen, try your pickup lines out on a real live female of the human persuasion! I can even offer critiques and advice if you need it!

Hey, I'm Swashbuckler. Want to hop in my Audi and go fvck on some leather seats?

 

[prairiedog24]

When General marquis de Lafayette first inspected the colonial troops at Valley Forge, General Washington respectfully asked him to please provide his critique.

Lafayette replied "General, I have come not to teach, but to learn." Lafayette went on to become one of the most respected men in American as well as French history, and General Washington later described him as like a son to him.

Emma, you would do well to consider why Lafayette ended up being so successful.

 

[AAAgent]

she's probably just ignorant of life at her age no need to degrade her.

 

[Following_of_Me]

After reading this thread, my faith in this sight dropped a bit. You guys are reacting a bit too strongly here, in a fairly bitter way. I mean if a girl came up to you in the real world and suggested giving you advice on girls, would you react in this way? Would you give her hell for it, act as rudely as possible, and question her integrity? I hope not. Even if you don't believe a word of what she says, it's beneath you to be rude and not at least listen to her opinion.

And you might find this surprising, but some girls do know what to look for in a guy. I have female friends who know exactly what they want, and they don't beat around the bush about it. I have a friend who told one of my boys to grow a pair after seeing him attempt to interact with a girl. And this isn't something abnormal, I know a lot of girls like that, including my current girlfriend who gives better advice on getting girls than anyone I've ever met. She's helped my friends out a great deal.

Even on the internet, it's not ok to get all worked up for no reason.

 

[Ice882]

Most bitter thread ever. You guys are absolutely sh1tting on this girl. Lame.