Ashlee Simpson is a tool

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You think i'm going to read all that? Please.

I'm going allllllllllll the way..................(whatever that means:p). I'm going to sleep.:eek:
 

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Hah, I'd have told her that I would kiss her foot if I could lip synch it.
 

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How the hell did ashlee simpson make it this far, shes talentless and ugly. Who the hell listens to her crap?
 

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^ all the teenyboopers around the globe.

But you gotta hand it to her - she's ugly, can't sing, has no real talent, but yet she makes the dough.

It's a truly ****ed up world we live in.
 

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Man, its mind bogling. How stupid are teenage girls. Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson and ect pop stars are role models... What the hell is the world coming too.
 

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Well, at least she's a better influence on teen girls than hiphop guys who sing about shooting your mum and murdering people for laughs.

Better a giggling blonde than a psychotic chick.
 

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D_L is right on.

Besides, you have to remember, she hasn't gotten this far because of... herself. It's a whole machine that works around her so she doesn't have to do **** except go to the recording studio, interviews, and ****. I was watching one show of hers, and she had to go and "write together" a song for her new album. She goes in her freaking convertible down a fancy road, gets there, and she starts "writing the song". She didn't do ****. The other guy allready had it done. It's not her, it's a machine around her.

Now, ****ers like Madonna, Lenny Kravitz, Michael Jackson, Eminem, they might as well not do everything in their music, but they direct it the way they want it to etc. They are leading the orchestra, while ****heads like Ashlee are just the ones that play the ****ing triangle thingy.

Besides, who cares? We all know 99% of people of all kinds suck.
 

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Sigh, suppose you guys are right. 99% of all kinds do suck, but what irks me is man some people make hella money doing so haha.
 

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Yeah, I mean, like, dude, in communism, nobody would be like that, man!


I gotta admit though, she isn't too bad looking. At least she's in shape, which beats 90% of women.
 

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When I get to Hollywood, I'm going to date her for a week and then dump her on national television and humiliate her.

I kinda want to do it on SNL, just for the irony :)
 

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
Yeah, I mean, like, dude, in communism, nobody would be like that, man!


I gotta admit though, she isn't too bad looking. At least she's in shape, which beats 90% of women.
Hmm your not plannin on overthrowing the government are you? And will this new government still have fat women?
 

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Originally posted by HateOnMe
Hmm your not plannin on overthrowing the government are you? And will this new government still have fat women?
Judging by the track record of communism, I'm going to suggest "women starving to death on the streets" is going to be more of a concern than fat chicks.
 

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it shocks me the number of people who think she's good looking. her nose looks like a jumbo jet and she sounds like a man when she talk
 

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
Judging by the track record of communism, I'm going to suggest "women starving to death on the streets" is going to be more of a concern than fat chicks.
Jeez hopefully u don't get to ever overthrow the government then.
 

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Originally posted by dyce
it shocks me the number of people who think she's good looking. her nose looks like a jumbo jet and she sounds like a man when she talk
Those rapper guys must sound like the devil himself then!
 

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^say again?
 
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