article: what women want from men.

Luthor Rex

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What do you guys think?
I think 98% of women are retarded.

There's really nothing else to say besides that. I mean, I guess some man has to love them or whatever, but it sure as hell won't be m. I could never live with some dumb ***** going on about how "wonderful it is" that I cleaned her room --- she should grow the **** up and clean her own room (read the article).

I just... I just can't do it, I can't respect the retarded women of this world and that is most of them. Jesus, I mean, I would have to stick a drill into my frontal lobes to dumb myself down enough to even get along with these kinds of people.

Ok, that's the end of my drunk (but honest!) post.
 

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Aside from the 'room cleaning' part, it wasnt bad at all.
 

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"He never does anything for a really long time," she explains. "Like if he's going down on me, he often changes the pressure, direction and style."
Probably because he's tired and changes speed and direction to get out of cramps/soreness.

And another woman would b1tch that he keeps changing and ruining it so she can't cvm.



while good motor skills don't go unnoticed, often it has more to do with what he does when you're not in bed together.
UH HUH. And that's why 90% of the article was about being in bed.
 

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"We had this amazing sex in my room, and afterwards, I went downstairs. When I came back up a while later to see what he was doing, he had cleaned my entire bedroom!"

Sure, she loves that anal neat freak now, but here's how it ends up down the road:

"On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife."
 

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Mr. Me said:
"We had this amazing sex in my room, and afterwards, I went downstairs. When I came back up a while later to see what he was doing, he had cleaned my entire bedroom!"

Sure, she loves that anal neat freak now, but here's how it ends up down the road:

"On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife."
Another Freakin' priceless truth, and testament to women's insane need to create a vice out of a man's prior virtue.
 

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I believe that most women want all their contradictory desires luxuriously satisfied simultaneously, in a way that allows them to indulge themselves completely while keeping their self-respect as well as a good reputation amongst their acquaintances.

Good f'in luck pal
 
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