MatureDJ
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article: 10 Least Effective Ways To Pick Up A Girl Like Me
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Hooligan Harry
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Lets review it and save people having to click the link. Simply because some of it is so funny
I prefer to ask you to buy me a drink thanks. I know I can trust you if I decided I could possibly **** you first. That makes it much safer.
As if any man gives a **** about how successful, funny or smart you are. Tits and ass you stupid b1tch, especially when he meets you in a bar for the first time. But we do know that at 24, the fact that you can consider yourself "successful" means that you are a stuck up cow who is going to only ever get pumped and dumped by a quality man anyway.
The reason why they do it is because it tends to work with the other drunk b1tches. Chances are, you have ended up doing it with the guys you wanted to flirt with. I also think its retarded, but retarded because so many stupid b1tches love this sh1t and it tends to work when you are a young stud muffin.
No ****. Really? This is advice? You mean other women may find it cute? Jesus.
Yes, because loud music is an indication of a tiny penis.
Would you prefer he send his friend over to make the introduction?
Ok, so the next time you rub your tits in my back when you find out I drive a $200 000 car or playfully punch me in the arm when I tell you I dont sleep with women who have weird looking eyebrows, Ill assume you are a medical professional and not just another "successful" random slut who is going to get pumped and dumped by the men she REALLY wants.
I have a MySpace page and I am not an attention wh0re. Promise
I hang out in chat rooms like other successful do
Enjoy it while it lasts sweetheart
HoneyHitter
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MatureDJ,
This blog entry you're referring to hasn't been commented even ONCE in almost two weeks since it's been published. I guess you were really digging for blogs like this one. IMO it has ZERO value for the guys on this forum. It only confirms what we already know about 25 y/o chicks and women in general. Total waste of time.
This blog entry you're referring to hasn't been commented even ONCE in almost two weeks since it's been published. I guess you were really digging for blogs like this one. IMO it has ZERO value for the guys on this forum. It only confirms what we already know about 25 y/o chicks and women in general. Total waste of time.
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10. CREEPY. We already know what buying a girl a drink means if you haven't already established contact...you're trying to buy her favor and access to her va-jay-jay with a shot of alcohol. Creeeepy. The roofie-factor is also in heavy play.
9. CREEPY, depending on context. You have to learn more about the girl before dropping one of these. The "backhanded compliment" is a technique every girl has seen, so if it's contrived, it won't work. Once you gauge her, you MIGHT be able to use this, if she's a ditzy blonde airhead type. If she just passed the BAR exam, you're instant-out.
8. CREEPY. Note the adjective, "surprise". Again, establish eye-contact first and gauge the girl's interest before just grinding, unless you're just passing by...and try not to let her actually feel your ding-dong until she starts dancing WITH you.
7. CREEPY. If a guy is so un-confident that he has to send his buddy over, what's wrong with him? Is he ugly? Is he annoying? Is he socially worthless?? This should be an obvious fail-move to anyone on this forum.
6. LAME. Turning music up to piss off other people is something I'd only do as a joke. And that's exactly what you are if you try to impress women in this way...a joke.
5. LAME. Not only are you delivering a canned line, you're making fun of yourself while doing it. What you're saying to the girl is, "Hi, I'm just like all the other clowns hitting on you...laugh at me, please." It's like a canned routine based around a canned pick-up line. It awards you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
4. CREEPY...as a pick-up move. Once early rapport has been established, kino is VITAL. As soon as you make eye contact and engage her, upper arm, shoulder, etc are fair game. Your hand should NOT touch her in intimate areas until she starts feeling comfortable closing distance with you. Grabbing a girl's arse or touching her thigh is NOT a good pick-up move. This is a finesse-thing.
3. LAME. Like the little boy who runs up to the girl and pushes her in the sandbox then runs away because he likes her. He wants HER to come chase HIM. Any "Don Juan" knows that the MAN is the active, leading partner. Social networking is slightly limp-d!ck anyway now, due to overexposure.
2. WTF?? A/S/L? Really? The only time I've ever seen that actually USED was when I'd get bored in college and log into cyber-sex chat channels, back in the day of IRC and ICQ.
1. CREEPY. It's verbal sexual assault...the only reason men get away with it is because women don't take it seriously. I'm surprised women even LOOK at it as a pick-up mechanism.
When you're a construction worker, busting bricks gets boring...cat-calling is just entertainment.
The one thing all of these have in common is that they are "pick-up methods".
A woman can sense INSTANTLY whether you are being SINCERE or are just using a TACTIC when you are trying to pick her up. If she feels that you are trying to use a gimmick, then she will shut off to you instantly.
Sites like this are interesting, because they try to teach you to FAKE sincerity...they teach the behaviors observed in confident, direct alpha-male types as "tactics" for beta-males to exploit...and when they try to, the result is blogs like this, where women detail all the lame tricks guys try to use on them.
Do you know the difference between a creepy pick-up stunt and geniuinely approaching a woman?
Let Tom Brady explain it to you:
http://patriots.fandome.com/video/98594/Tom-Brady-SNL-Sexual-Harassment-PSA/
9. CREEPY, depending on context. You have to learn more about the girl before dropping one of these. The "backhanded compliment" is a technique every girl has seen, so if it's contrived, it won't work. Once you gauge her, you MIGHT be able to use this, if she's a ditzy blonde airhead type. If she just passed the BAR exam, you're instant-out.
8. CREEPY. Note the adjective, "surprise". Again, establish eye-contact first and gauge the girl's interest before just grinding, unless you're just passing by...and try not to let her actually feel your ding-dong until she starts dancing WITH you.
7. CREEPY. If a guy is so un-confident that he has to send his buddy over, what's wrong with him? Is he ugly? Is he annoying? Is he socially worthless?? This should be an obvious fail-move to anyone on this forum.
6. LAME. Turning music up to piss off other people is something I'd only do as a joke. And that's exactly what you are if you try to impress women in this way...a joke.
5. LAME. Not only are you delivering a canned line, you're making fun of yourself while doing it. What you're saying to the girl is, "Hi, I'm just like all the other clowns hitting on you...laugh at me, please." It's like a canned routine based around a canned pick-up line. It awards you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
4. CREEPY...as a pick-up move. Once early rapport has been established, kino is VITAL. As soon as you make eye contact and engage her, upper arm, shoulder, etc are fair game. Your hand should NOT touch her in intimate areas until she starts feeling comfortable closing distance with you. Grabbing a girl's arse or touching her thigh is NOT a good pick-up move. This is a finesse-thing.
3. LAME. Like the little boy who runs up to the girl and pushes her in the sandbox then runs away because he likes her. He wants HER to come chase HIM. Any "Don Juan" knows that the MAN is the active, leading partner. Social networking is slightly limp-d!ck anyway now, due to overexposure.
2. WTF?? A/S/L? Really? The only time I've ever seen that actually USED was when I'd get bored in college and log into cyber-sex chat channels, back in the day of IRC and ICQ.
1. CREEPY. It's verbal sexual assault...the only reason men get away with it is because women don't take it seriously. I'm surprised women even LOOK at it as a pick-up mechanism.
When you're a construction worker, busting bricks gets boring...cat-calling is just entertainment. The one thing all of these have in common is that they are "pick-up methods".
A woman can sense INSTANTLY whether you are being SINCERE or are just using a TACTIC when you are trying to pick her up. If she feels that you are trying to use a gimmick, then she will shut off to you instantly.
Sites like this are interesting, because they try to teach you to FAKE sincerity...they teach the behaviors observed in confident, direct alpha-male types as "tactics" for beta-males to exploit...and when they try to, the result is blogs like this, where women detail all the lame tricks guys try to use on them.
Do you know the difference between a creepy pick-up stunt and geniuinely approaching a woman?
Let Tom Brady explain it to you:
http://patriots.fandome.com/video/98594/Tom-Brady-SNL-Sexual-Harassment-PSA/
Luthor Rex
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Actually, I think this could be hilarious if you knew the girl you were shouting at and she was already used to you having ironic / sarcastic humor.