Social_Leper said:
The funny thing is guys today are actually doing what Eddie Murphy is talking about. By this I mean they're spending their hard earned dollars travelling to less affluent, more traditional countries to find a suitable partner.
lol yes, Eddie was a prophet.
You go off to Africa
and get you a bush woman,
you can't let her mingle
with American women.
Because they'll change her **** up.
American women stick together.
Last thing they wanna see
is you got some trained
bush ***** in your house.
They will catch her by herself
in the kitchen
and throw a monkey wrench
in your whole program.
They get her alone, they be like,
"I can't stand the way you be
"doing everything he tell you to do.
You a human being.
"This house is too big for one person
to clean. Why don't you leave?
"You always crying. Just leave him.
You know something?
"Do you know you could take half
his money? Did you know that?
"He didn't tell you
you were entitled to half?
"He only told you half the story.
"You can take half the money,
the car, the house, the children.
"You can buy all the zebras
and bones you want.
"Go back home in style, girl.
And get your hair done right.
"Cut that Afro off, go back home
in style. Who the hell he think he is?
"Let me tell you about Eddie Murphy.
"That mother****er ain't nothing but...
Oh, hi, Eddie. How you doing?
"Oh, I didn't know you was here.
You scared me.
"No, I can't stay. I was just talking
to Uhmfufu about a couple of things.
"No, no, no, I got to go. I got to...
You two... Y'all two lovebirds talk.
"Eddie, talk to your...
Talk to Uhmfufu.
"Y'all got a lot to talk about. Go on,
Eddie. Please, talk to her. Uhmfufu..."
And leave me in the kitchen with
some bush ***** with an attitude.
"Eddie!
"Eddie!
"I want to talk to you!"
"What's your problem, baby?"
"I don't like the way
you treat me, Eddie.
"You treat me like animal."
"You was butt naked
on a zebra last month."
"I don't care, Eddie.
I am American woman now.
"I want what's coming to me.
"Eddie, what have you
done for me lately?"
"I want you to be happy.
Well, what you want?"
"Half!
"Give me half, Eddie.
Give me half, Mr. ****-you Man.
"Suck my ****, Eddie.
"You mother****er."
Then I'd be on the front page
of the African Enquirer like this:
So be careful.
Don't get caught in a trap.
Any woman can get
any man she wants
if she puts her mind and ***** to it.
They can have you.
and money is made.
