APB's Patented 100% Perfect Kiss Close Tactic... For Real!

[AsianPlayboy]

Guaranteed to work 100% or your money back, the ultimate, I can't believe I'm revealing this EXPLOSIVE, MONEY, MIND BLOWING way to successfully kiss a girl. This is cutting edge, pioneering, advant-garde, experimental stuff, my Asian brothers.

Field tested, PUA approved. No, seriously!


[STUDENT AND GIRL ARE ISOLATED]
APB: Kiss her, man!
STUDENT: I don't know if I should!
[APB GRABS STUDENT BY THE SHIRT]
APB: Kiss her or I'm going to take you out to the parking lot and KICK YOUR ASS!
[STUDENT AND GIRL MAKEOUT ENSUES]

Never fails, baby, never fails.

 

[scribblec]

die.

 

[Krak]

 

[Docs]

:crackup:
The real story behind this...

[APB GRABS STUDENT BY THE SHIRT]
APB: Kiss her or I'm going to take you out to the parking lot and KICK YOUR ASS!
*STUDENT ensues in pounding in APB's face as girl watches*

 

[johnmich]

how will this get people a kiss?
There is a tiny chance it may get a student a kiss but i dont have one.

 

[So Many Ways]

Will this method work for getting an f-close?

 

[OfficeSpace]

Guaranteed to work 100% or your money back, the ultimate, I can't believe I'm revealing this EXPLOSIVE, MONEY, MIND BLOWING way to successfully kiss a girl. This is cutting edge, pioneering, advant-garde, experimental stuff, my Asian brothers.

Field tested, PUA approved. No, seriously!


[STUDENT AND GIRL ARE ISOLATED]
APB: Kiss her, man!
STUDENT: I don't know if I should!
[APB GRABS STUDENT BY THE SHIRT]
APB: Kiss her or I'm going to take you out to the parking lot and KICK YOUR ASS!
[STUDENT AND GIRL MAKEOUT ENSUES]

Never fails, baby, never fails.

It's no wonder God made asians with small ****s.. because they won't use them! Haha, funny post bro!

 

[AsianPlayboy]

Ah, you silly little twits, it was intended to be, pardon the pun, a tongue-in-cheek post not to mention illustrating the need to overcome the anxiety of becoming physical with a girl.

Sometimes guys just needs a push in the right direction when the girl IS hot and ready. He knows it, but that mental programming and fear kicks in to stop him.

He needed a kick in the pants to get him his first club makeout. Not to mention I took a candid cam phone pic of him tonguing down his (I believe first ever white) girl.

 

[OfficeSpace]

You still got the phone pic ya took AsianPlayBoy?

 

[AsianPlayboy]

Two of them in fact. I also have a (very grainy) cam pic of my Vegas student makingout with a white chick that he ended up screwing on his first night of the bootcamp.