Anything to contribute to the science of the women’s mind.

[jimbobebop]

The Pick up

1. When showing interest turn it around and make it seem they are hitting on you.
2. ****y and funny but don’t over do it on the ****y
3. Stay in control of the group, Try to get more in the middle. Without your back to the dance floor.
4. Bring up her insecurities’ jokily like a friend.
5. Tone, Tone, Tone
6. Don’t responded to her signs of affection on her terms, do it on yours.
7. Keep a straight face even when being funny, or manipulative. Don’t smile too much.
8. Be different and adventuress.
9. Open doors and pull chairs when appropriate.
10. Say things that leave the friend option open early on, makes them think they are not attracted enough.
11. Call 2 to 3 days later.

The First date

12. Go some where chill, no loud music.
13. Don’t be touchy at first, makes the first touch better for them.
14. Be laid back; be funny a little less ****y and slowly flirty.
15. If she asked what you do for work or fun; Kidd, EX. I live off women or collect exotic animals and pit them against each other.
16. Let her find out how bad ass you are. Don’t tell her your accomplishments; let her find out on her own.
17. Don’t complement too much but show your thinking of her.
18. When you call, it’s because your killing time and she should her feel honored I called.

To get in their pants

19. If she says “we are not having sex” it’s a good thing it means it’s on her mind.
20. Don’t complement too much on looks (if she’s over weight lay down a little), mostly just tell her about the times in the day you thought about her.
21. Notice the little details, Hair, Earrings, Ect
22. Start to slowly smell her, Cuddly and if she starts to kiss you, back away jokingly and continual smell before you kiss her, Stay in control.
23. Make her the aggressor in bed; give her opportunities to ask for it. Make her say PLEASE!
24. Make her feel in control before you take it to the next step
25. Never give direct answers, EX. Do you like it when I do this; you obviously do.

In the last three days I discovered the PUA lifestyle/resources on the net and have read a few of the books. Above is on going notes on literature from many sources; I have not tested this process yet but have been in 4 relationships and have been with 12 sex partners. From one night stand, 1-5 month flings and 4 year relationships. I am naturally funny and creative and not afraid to approach women. I moved out of my mom’s house a few months ago at the age of 25, and have had 2 one night stands since on my own. I am currently texting/calling 2 women I got numbers from last weekend. So I am willing to addional post my progress along with my notes to gain some advice. Also any recommendations of further resources would be appreciated, especially any websites devoted to Chicago PUA?


Thanks in advanced
Some Turd from the Chicago Northwest suburbs

 

[yep]

*Takes David D's book, looks at it......looks at post....looks at book...looks at post....holy **** its the same thing!*

 

[jimbobebop]

I did read mostly his stuff, is that bad?? Anyways I tried a bunch of his stuff about being more ****y and a little less funny. It kind of worked....or at least I had a better time with more interesting conversation. One example is I went up to a decent girl. Told her your hair looked better down, so she put it down and started to chat. She told me about her boyfriend that she does not sleep with and the other guy she's *******. Remembering the ****y thing, I responded are you going to tell him about the time you picked up that guy from (the bar we were at). She just smiled, squeezed my arm and called me cute. We talked a little longer then again remembering to end things first; I cut her off and started dancing with some other girls from earlier.

Then again I told this other less pretty girl her hair looked better curly and she told me my bangs were to long. 3 out of 5 groups and 1 out of 2 single girls responded positively that night to me being some what mean as a pick up. Better then my typical I’m with animal control I got a call you needed the animal released in you pick up line. I got three numbers, only one I asked for.


P.S YEP, WOW you are great at pointing out the obviously you should get a job as a one of those construction workers that hold up the “under construction sign” in the middle of a construction site. I said these are notes, I asked for advice, not to give it. So once more any other resources besides David de-somethings.