Anyone watch Tennis?

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I'm not a huge tennis fan, but I have been watching it.

Once again, failure from the Brits.
 

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I watch tennis, but Im paying more attention to the lpga's us open this week. I'm praying that annika is the first person to ever complete a grand slam in one season.......
 

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her grunts are nice, but shes no anna, i like watch serenas tits flop around and that thick arse.
 

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sharapova is one sexy biatch....shes so tall tho, kinda turns me off.
 

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I love to watch and play tennis.

Taking tennis lessons is a great place to meet girls.

And going to tennis tournaments is a great place too, always lots of chicks there.

I need to find a place to play up here. I know one university has courts but you have to be a student I believe to join.
 

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Sharapova is pretty cute, haha.

Serena lost her match (Im a bigger Venus fan anyways and I didn't want to see another Venus vs. Serena match)

Also A-Rod won his match A Rod = Andy Rod****:rockon: ...sigh...Andy rod*ck...what the heck people thats his name!
 

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Originally posted by InsidiousNstinct

Also A-Rod won his match A Rod = Andy Rod****:rockon: ...sigh...Andy rod*ck...what the heck people thats his name!
Andy needs to focus on Tennis and make it a priority again and not girls. I think dating hurts Andy's game! Grab a tennis racket Andy not something else....

http://www.deansplanet.com/mandy_moore_andy-cop-a-feel.html

The man is a DJ and is not afraid to show it :up:
 

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tennis has the hottest girls in any sport....thats why i love it.
 

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^wtf? are u kidding? maria sharapova is the best they got and shes not even THAT great. the rest of the women look like dykes
 

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Anyone refering to Serena Williams as a 'hot chick' should have his balls cut off with a blunt knife for crimes against humanity.
 

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I love Tennis

I was at Wimbledon last week, queued for three and a half hours to get in, had to get up 5.30.

If you're looking for babes:
forget Serena Williams,
she's too masculine.

forget Sharapova,
she's got very broad shoulders and when she's grunts it sounds like a pig getting slaughtered! It's disgusting.

A couple of cuties are:
Ana Ivanovic
Elena Dementieva
Gisela Dulko
Daniela Hantuchova (if you like long legs)

Check them out!
 

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Originally posted by azn_alex
^wtf? are u kidding? maria sharapova is the best they got and shes not even THAT great. the rest of the women look like dykes
i dont necessarly mean in all of tennis....my school just has a pretty damn hot tennis teams thats why i say.
 

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Wimbeldon is cool

Sharapova IS hot

Andy Rod**** seems like such a douche to me.....it's got that 'too cool for the room' facial expression and it really is just sooooo punchable, and the fact he's going out with that sunshine girl mandy moore just makes me wann be an afc again, i hate that deek.
 

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