Scroll down to the description and specs. I got a good laugh out of this...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/170650112633?clk_rvr_id=244575734358
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/170650112633?clk_rvr_id=244575734358
Anyone looking for a Camaro? Or this guy's wife?
- Thread starter PDubb75
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What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.
You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
5string
Master Don Juan
"carpet does not match drapes"!
That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!
That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!
EvilAgenda
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Oh man, PDubb, you and that post killed me. Funniest.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
"Throats nothing ever" was my favorite part.
I have also seen an ad on craigslist for a free couch, described as coming with a girlfriend, too, because her ass was inseparable from the couch.
I have also seen an ad on craigslist for a free couch, described as coming with a girlfriend, too, because her ass was inseparable from the couch.
Drdeee
Banned
Loose on entry hehe
Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
I just tried, but the formatting is really messed up. It won't make sense. Here is the first part, but check later for the other part:Vice said:
HER or the CAR?
Your Choice...
But The Car is Better Looking & A Whole Lot Cheaper!
2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS
As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed. I am forced to part with both, So my loss is your gain here. The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more-just saying. The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice. The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage. This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L V8, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a *****y mouth any day.
ThreeStorms
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clever way to get more people to look at his auction, I'd say.
