Anyone here watch the Real World Paris?

[becker]

Originally posted by MR_PERFECT
If you were just dating her, yes, her body would make up for it, but she's this guy's wife. You can't have a woman this dumb raising your kids.

I agree, it's difficult to have a girl like that for a wife, but it's probably similar to a girl who falls for a bad boy and thinks she could mold him into the man of her dreams.

I'm watching this Real World right now, and already Adam is making me sick to my stomach. The guy is absolutely clueless, and is absolutely sexually frustrated. He's chasing after this girl who is so disinterested in him that a deaf and blind guy could sense her cold shoulder.

Anyways, if you guys thought this girl was a HB7, then this one girl I was going after (the one who just got engaged) is a definite HB9 at LEAST, because that girl could not hold a candle to this girl. Also, I didn't think the one that Adam finally got with was any hotter than the other one.

Vercetti, relax, man, we all need some time to just kick back. Not everyone is on the prowl all the time.

I'm watching the Jessica Simpson thing right now, and you know how a HB's rating can go down based solely on her personality? Well, I just experienced that right now, while watching Jessica basically do jack SH!T while Nick was doing everything. She has successfully shown me that the only thing she's probably good for is SEX.

 

[becker]

Oh my good lord, if I had a penny for every time Jessica Simpson says to Nick "don't get mad at me", I'd be a godd*mn millionaire.

 

[myfriendblu]

Originally posted by becker

Anyways, if you guys thought this girl was a HB7,

Naaaa, I give her between a 6 and a 6.5

I must say, that Jessica Simpson is the most dumb, retarded helpless girl I think i have ever seen. Nick Lachey needs to get his head checked. That girl is useless, her only use is probably a sperm recepticle.

 

[becker]

It's unbelievable that a girl like Jessica Simpson would allow herself to be portrayed on TV like that. At least before you didn't know whether she was actually pretty smart or not since you only got to see her on stage. At least there's some mystery to it, and she didn't seem too unintelligent.

So ironic, in the episode last night they were sitting around a campfire with a book of questions, and one was like would you rather have a good body or good mind when you're old, and Jessica answered "body", then said something like "who needs to be smart?"

Nick Lachey comes off to me as the type that doesn't put up with any crap, yet he is going to live out the rest of his life putting up with Jessica's B.S. whiny attitude. She must be SOME animal in the sack, because if not, he probably would have been long gone. He's a good example of how to be indifferent and C+F. He has that "bad boy" attitude that draws women to him since he seems to be pretty independent and self-confident.

Are Jessica's breasts for real? I mean, physically she's almost perfect, but seems like when they created her, it was like making a Ferrari without an engine.

 

[myfriendblu]

Originally posted by becker

Are Jessica's breasts for real? I mean, physically she's almost perfect, but seems like when they created her, it was like making a Ferrari without an engine.

Yep, there real. She is hot, i will give her that. I have seen her in person too, she is like 5'2 or somethin. I just remember dwarfin this chik in person, and Im not that tall either. You have got to see her in real life, she is ever HOTTER in person. Her skin is probably the most flawless and beautiful skin I have ever seen. She is at least a HB9 on anyones scale. anyone that gives her less needs to make sure he still has balls.

Bottom line though, she has absolutely no personality, charm, wit or charisma whatsoever. I wouldn't LTR her. she is so dumb I couldn't put up with her. Nick is with her based on looks alone, thats obvious.

 

[becker]

Wow, she seems taller than that, but I guess Nick isn't the tallest guy or something, because they don't look that far off in height.

I can imagine that she's better looking in person than on TV, which is scary. Definitely no lower than a 9 in looks, and anyone who gives lower needs to get glasses.

 

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Guys, you know why nick married her?

Cause he can't top her. Shes a ****ing pop superstar.

No matter how cool/how fun any girl is he will see jessica on tv and feel ****ty that he let her go. This is exactly why im still so into my ex still... Looks are ****ing deadly

I call divorce within 3 yrs... Unless she shapes up and goes to college and gets a head on her genetically perfect body. I'd def **** with her tho, shes a female afc and isn't going anywhere. She makes every mistake in the book.

 

[becker]

I don't think Nick would be attracted to her because she's famous and has money. If she was an average girl who looked like that, I'm sure he wouldn't be complaining any more than he would be now.

Truth of the matter is that he's in control of the relationship because he has her wrapped around his finger, and he can essentially do whatever he wants and she'll never leave him. She is also AFC, I agree, which goes to show you that not all HBs are totally secure (we all know that), but it only applies if the guy is also pretty good looking such that she knows he can replace her at any time if he wanted. That's why she's all jealous and stuff, and he's sort of almost playing the field still despite being married.

Nick is sort of a player, and I think that he'd cheat on her in a heartbeat if the right opportunity were there. He probably was one of those guys who wasn't that popular in high school or something and now he's taking full advantage of his fame, like most people who become famous.

 

[Julian]

Screw real world Paris. WHAT ABOUT LAS VEGAS!!@#!@!

Now that show was pimp. I wanted to bend Brie over so bad.

 

[becker]

No way, not Brie, that girl was just slut city, although what a tight body. I would have much rather had Trishelle, also pretty slutty, but better body by far. That guy Steven had it made, because he was sacking up with her like every night.

 

[Pimp-sicle]

Jessica Simpson is dumber than a wall of bricks. I get so annoyed when I watch that show due to her complete "air-head" attitude. The episode a few weeks back when they were eating TUNA, and she asked Nick if it was "chicken or tuna" because the tuna was called "chicken of the sea???" LOL The byatch can't even pick up her clothes from the laundry room. Then she bought a pair of bra's and panties for $780!!! She calls Nick to tell him and he says return them. She says she can't because they don't take them back and she FORGOT to look at the price tag!! Well I guess I need glasses because I think she's a HB8.5 based purely on looks and a HB7 when you factor in her stupidity.


Back to the Real World:

The best part was when tha ugly byatch that Adam likes told CT that she only likes Adam as a friend!! AFC Adam spends all his money on the byatch and he wonders why she played him. But I gotta give it to the dood, he definitely approaches more girls than anyone in Paris!!! I think he's 85% AFC 10% outgoing and 5% DJ. You can see that his success rate is going to be slim to none


PIMP

 

[becker]

PIMP, that's too funny, she definitely loses points big time if you factor in her personality, which is -10 points right there, putting her in the negatives. She is the dumbest of the dumb blondes out there and gives dumb blondes a bad name. However, we're looking mostly at her body, which is a 9+, come on, that's 100% natural!

CT was the man on this show, he told that girl off and didn't give a crap. You can tell she would have gone for either Ace OR CT over Adam. However, to me, it just seemed like she was the type of girl who went for the physical type of CT or Ace, and that's why.

 

[myfriendblu]

Pimp, I have met her in person. She is all that and then some, even hotter in person. She is probably in the top 5 hottest girls i have ever met. Agreed Becker, she is a very insecure person. She has all the normal issues that most insecure girls have(absentee father, rough childhood). Nick is about 5'9 ish Im guessing. Jessica seems a bit taller than what she is because, like most HB9's, she never leaves the house without 4 inch heels/boots on. Plus, its also true what they say about famous people - there way smaller in person than they are on TV. I seen eminem too - he was a tiny little guy.

Back to the RW, yea i think that chik woulda went for CT or Ace, but i don't think she was hot enough to warrent much attention from either of those two. She was spinless though(like most girls), When she was presented with a confrontation(CT calling her out) she backed down and ran away like a little doggy.

 

[Pimp-sicle]

Becker: Don't get me wrong, Jessica is a HOT PIECE OF A-SS!! I'd say she's a HB8 on my scale. Why? Cuz' she's a little too short and without all that makeup she doesn't look like much to me. Now someone like Carmen Electra is a HB9.5 on my scale. She's fukin' insanely hot, puts Jessica to same.


Yeah, that byatch that Adam liked was UGLY!! Looked like a trashy pale *****. I still that Talea or however you spell her name was HOT!!! Adam's a retard, kinda looks like a cross between a monkey and a cromagnon to me.


PIMP

 

[becker]

Originally posted by Pimp-sicle
Becker: Don't get me wrong, Jessica is a HOT PIECE OF A-SS!! I'd say she's a HB8 on my scale. Why? Cuz' she's a little too short and without all that makeup she doesn't look like much to me. Now someone like Carmen Electra is a HB9.5 on my scale. She's fukin' insanely hot, puts Jessica to same.


Yeah, that byatch that Adam liked was UGLY!! Looked like a trashy pale *****. I still that Talea or however you spell her name was HOT!!! Adam's a retard, kinda looks like a cross between a monkey and a cromagnon to me.


PIMP

Pimp, that's funny, because I don't find Carmen Electra that hot, and definitely below Jessica on my scale, and probably below many girls on my scale. I'd give her a 7 or 8, since she's one gal I think REQUIRES makeup to look good, while Jessica, when she had no makeup was still pretty good looking. No offense, but I guess it's just different tastes. I'm going to be honest here, and I know you'll probably flip, but I wouldn't even really care if I were in the same room with Carmen, I wouldn't give her much attention.

As for the girl on Real World, we are in agreement. She wasn't totally UGLY, but she wasn't worth the effort that Adam was putting into her. Very good description of Adam, he's not the best looking guy out there, and he's way too insecure.

myfriendblu, what about Jessica's childhood was rough? Were her parents total stage parents? Seems like they are, with the dad all dressing like a teenager and in mid-life crisis mode and stuff. Nick at 5'9" is not too tall. Saw Alyssa Milano not too long ago in person, and she was pretty short too, and covered with tattoos.

 

[myfriendblu]

Becker, we think alot alike

Im not all that hip on carmen electra either. its pretty obvious she has issues, plus she has fake boobs as well, which I don't really like. Yea, and she needs alot of makeup to look good. I give carmen an HB8 and jessica a HB9. Plus she is about 30, while Jessica is about 23. i think jessica blows her away in the looks depo. Yea that "dad" with jessica isn't her real dad. i guess her family is pretty screwed up, dad wasn't around, you know, the usual issues.

 

[becker]

myfriendblu,

Yeah, everything I've ever seen involving Carmen Electra in an interview has shown that she has some major issues. Dennis Rodman and now Dave Navarro? Girls who date guys like that are definitely not LTR material, that's for sure. Sort of like Pam Anderson, who doesn't do it for me either.

My idea of beautiful (physically) women are Katie Holmes, Jessica Alba, and Jessica Simpson. Especially Jessica Alba, who is essentially my idea of a HB10.

So that guy was not her real dad? I didn't know that. Her mom seems pretty normal, but then again, stage moms are chameleons.

 

[myfriendblu]

No, that guy is her stepdad. I read a big article about her not long ago in rollingstone magazine. She comes from a really white trash family. So that pretty much explains her ridiculous insecurity.

Yea, Carmen is a nut-job. Thats pretty pbvious. She is one of the biggest attention whors I have ever seen. Just the fact that a girl has boob implants makes her an attention whor. Plus through in the fact she has dated a slew of celebrities, all for attention. Remember that debacle when she drunkenly married dennis rodman, then he divorced her the next day, LOL.

anyhew, Im lookin forward to tuesdays episode of RW. Im not watching jessica any more, I really can't stand for how stupid and clueless she is. Alotta people diss the RW, but i think it has great real world applications and insight into understanding peoples behavior. Everything on this site comes into play on that show, and its interesting to see

 

[becker]

myfriendblu, I definitely agree that despite it's television medium, the Real World has its moments that are fun to see played out in front of your eyes.

I can't imagine not watching the Jessica Simpson show, if not just to admire her physical beauty. You can watch it on mute if you want. Plus, it's rerun so many times that it's difficult to miss. What ever happened to Punk'd? That was one of the best shows. Guess it got too popular and now everyone is suspicious, so it doesn't work anymore.

 

[myfriendblu]

Jessica is stunning, but I don't need the show. I got a folder on my PC full of her picks. Plus there is a web site dedicated to her, thats, well, mmmmmmm

The new season of Punk'd starts this fall, Oct or november, Im sure MTV will put out a commercial for the new episode a million times.