Anyone ever mess with a chubby chick as a slumpbreaker?

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Story #3 of many

I had just got back from Iraq. Deployed 7 months with no tail. I get back and you would figure, "I'm a hardcore badass that just got back from war. Girls should be all over me." Not the case.

I then turned to AOL chatrooms again. I came across this cutie. She was very very pretty. Once again had some huge boobs. Then you get down to the huge gut and wide azz. Wow. I talked to her on the phone and she had the cutest voice every. I would constantly say to my friends, "I love her voice so much... I just wanna put my dikk in her mouth".

One day she calls me up and tells me that she's gonna be in my area for the weekend. She's taking her mother to this specialized hospital for her cancer. I felt really bad. She then asked if we could meet up for lunch. That she knew a really nice spot near the beach. I figure in my head, I bet you do know a good spot to eat, but she's nice so I agree.

I'm a sucker for cancer patients. My grandmother died of cancer when I was about 8. So on my way to meet her, I picked up some flowers and put them in a vase. Her mom was at the hospital at the moment, so I gave them to her and asked if she would give them to her mother. She thought that I was the sweetest person in the world.

So we ate lunch and parted our seperate ways. Later on, I get a phone call and she says that her mom loved the flowers so much and wanted to meet me. She said that I had to come right away. I'm like, "Oh hell no. I'm not meeting mom." She begs and I go.

They have a hotel right on the beach. It's really nice and the moon was out and bright. I meet mom and mom gives me this huge hug and thanks me for the flowers. I told her about my grandmother and both of them ended up tearing up. She then gives me this sandwich that she made. Said it was especially for me.

So, we take a walk along the beach, and I get bored and told her that I wanted to catch a movie. We catch the movie and while in the theatre she pulls me to her and kisses me. Then she says, lets go.

I take her back to my barracks room (still with the twin bed) and I'm drawn to those boobies. (see a pattern here?) She then kneels on the bed and says "This is how I like it." I figure, doggy style would probably be best since you're huge anyway. Then she says, but we can't because I'm on my period.

I almost started to get upset, but she quickly un did my pants and pulled out my dikk. I stood there for a minute, she sat on the bed and went to work. It was the best head I had in a loooooonnnnng time. I pulled out her boobies and played with those while I got mine. I came in her mouth, and it had been so long that there was a lot. She couldn't get it down quick enough and ended up getting some on her chest.

Then she says "Wow... yours actually tastes a little sweet." I died laughing. Gave her a towel to clean up with and a disposable cup to rinse her mouth out with. I took her back to her hotel and haven't seen her since.
 

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ValleyDJing said:
I'm actually really worried, that the busty girls will start to die off, because they'll stop caring about having large breasts and start caring more about having a large ass.
Ok I will probally be sorry I asked but......."Because they stop caring about having large breast and start caring more about having a large ass"...........

How do they have control over what they end up with?? Do they have control over the gene pool at conception?...............I'm lost!! or A'm I in the high school forum's freshman class??
 

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Someone Much cooler said:
logic1- umm I think he was jokin pimp.
Pimp?? First time I have ever been called that.

I would consider that an insult but I'm sure you were jokin:)

Carry on
 

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I've had a few chances with chubby girls but I didn't go for it. I watch too much adult entertainment to be attracted to them.
 

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Last story... This is the last of my fat chick stories. I hope you have all been amused by my hogging. I wish I could say that this one was during one of my dry spells, but it wasn't. I think I know what the attraction was with this girl, but I'm not really sure.

Basically, I met this girl and her friend at the club one night. Turns out they were girlfriends. (actual bi-sexual girls). They were both cute. Very feminine. One was just big.

That night I ended up banging the non-big one. The big one would always call me whenever she was in town for business. She was cool as hell. Would always talk about how she wanted to go hook up with some chick. Overall, I guess I liked her because she thought the same way I did. We could hang out and check out girls together. She was also a swinger.

So one day, she texts me and says she'll be in town and wanted to know if I wanted to go grab some dinner one night. I agreed as usual. We went to Hooters. Beer, chicken, and chicks. We had a good time and came back home. She then proceeded to show me this adult site that she uses to hook up with people when she travels. I was shocked at the things I saw on this site. At the same time, it was a turn on.

Then she goes, "do you have any porn?" So I break out my small collection. Some girl on girl with guy action. She loved it. Next thing I know we're doing the same things we see in the porno. Then she grabs my camera and starts taking pictures of us.

I was so pumped up by the whole thing, I ended up being a little rough with her. She ended up bleeding and had hand prints all over her big azz and her shoulders. It was crazy because she enjoyed it.

This was my last run around with a big girl.
 

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Someone Much cooler said:
logic1- umm I think he was jokin pimp.
That pretty much covers it.

Deus, your sarcastic comment made me laugh. I know what you're saying, who doesn't like a nice pair of titties? Thing is, I'll be sitting there at work and one of my buddies will go "Dammmmnn!!" as some chick walks by with a nice ass. In my head I'm thinking, 'Great! She's got a nice ass, but dude, she's built like my 13 year old brother from the waist up. What gives?' But of course, I don't say that. You guys can have your B cups...I'll take 2 pairs of double d's to go thank you!
 
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B4IFURU18? said:
She went home pissed as hell. "You just brought me over here for sex didn't you, this is unreal, I feel so stupid." Blah, blah, blah...
For what reason did this fat hor think you brought her over your house? For a hot lunch? This isn't a public school, biaaatch!!!!
 

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B4IFURU18? said:
the fuse on my yogurt cannon was getting short.
Assh0le. You've single-handedly fvcked Yoplait and Dannon out of my life for good.

I can't imagine what kind of fruit would have been in the bottom of that cup . . .
 

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I read this thread before I went to sleep last night and I had a dream that I was about to have sex with a fat girl -- but before anything happened, I awoke screaming Noooooooooo!!!!

I looked around my bedroom and didn't see a fat ho, and went to the kitchen to check as well - in case she was making a sandwich or something. Didn't see anything, so I felt safe that it was only a dream! I went back to my slumber peacefully!!
 

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KarmaSutra said:
Assh0le. You've single-handedly fvcked Yoplait and Dannon out of my life for good.

I can't imagine what kind of fruit would have been in the bottom of that cup . . .
Haha. :eek:
 

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Kev07 said:
Bro, according to offtopic.com, titties are getting bigger with every generation :rockon:

I don't know what happened to me though, I was a total boob guy, not even a question if you asked me. I switched over to ass recently :woo:
Another OT´er? Nice.
 

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Jaxon said:
What in the heck were you doing watching a Freddie Prinze movie...

And to answer your question yes I have, but only because I'm a tits man and every now and then I need to wash my face with some DD's!

Well hell if you haven't had to try(or been fortunate not to have to) yea you gonna fvcks wit a fattie gurl. Shyt big gurls need luv too, and if some DD are in my face then you know you gotta, Throw Some D's on th Bytch!!! Know what I'm talkin bout':woo:
 

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No matter how drunk or how horny, even when fat girls have thrown themselves at me, i have never made a move.

I dont like them, period.
 
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