Anyone ever been a part of a fraternity? I'm joining one.

ShizamDaMan

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No man, go ahead and join if you want to be stripped of all individuality and 99% of your personality. There are other easier ways to meet people and form lasting relationships that don't involve skunk ass keg beer.

Personally, all frats are good for is giving cheap ass beer to freshmen on opening weekend IMO.
 

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doctoroxygen said:
Either way, they get a lot of chicks :-/ So it's probably a good move, original poster.
Well, they have access to the hottest chicks...but it's still far from a guarantee.

I knew one guy in college, kinda funny-looking (big schnozz) tall, lanky guy who joined, probably with those hopes. Sadly, I don't think he ever actually got laid, though. Therefore, wasn't it kinda a big waste of time & money?
 

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Yea I still think there's better ways to meet people. AKA the dorms. Most of the sorority girls live in the dorms their first year anyway, so why not get the best of both worlds?
 

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I remember leaving my Ph.D. defense, and going to a bar to celebrate.

A chick looked at my suit, big smile, and said "What frat are you in?" (Thinking I was coming back from a formal dance.)

"Oh, I'm dressed like this because I did my defense to become a doctor."

"So you're not in a frat!?" (Turns and leaves.)
 

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Phyzzle said:
I remember leaving my Ph.D. defense, and going to a bar to celebrate.

A chick looked at my suit, big smile, and said "What frat are you in?" (Thinking I was coming back from a formal dance.)

"Oh, I'm dressed like this because I did my defense to become a doctor."

"So you're not in a frat!?" (Turns and leaves.)
HAHAHAHAHA awesome. What's your Ph.D. in?

A good answer to that is "Sigma Diock, baby."
 

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Physics, hence the Phyzzle.

I'm in "I Tappa Kegga"!
 
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