Anyone ashamed of banging fatties?

juicywa

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lol, stop derailing faggots.



I would fvck a cute chubby, but not unhealthy obese.

I would fvck a midget.

I would fvck a post-op transgender female.

I would fvck black women.


Lets see.. did I miss any other taboo you virgin closet homo fags won't fvck?
 

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PDubb75 said:
Haha... I'm on the "it depends what you consider fat" train.
My girl is 'bout 5'5" and 140 lbs, she's in the start of the chubby range as far as I'm concerned. She's got a sweet personality, nice tits and ass, and ****s very well. I don't think a thinner chick is going to automatically make me happier, assuming I can find one with all the same other qualities.

Plenty of thin chicks out there who don't know how to actually please a man, you just got to be realistic about what qualities you value most in a woman.
 

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Never have, never will. I refuse to fvck someone thay weighs more than me. Was bad enuff having to fvck my wife for the few months after she was pregnant until she lost the baby weight.

I just dont find fat girls attractive at all...unsure why I keep seeing skinny guys with chicks that weigh three times as much...how do you even get it up...I work too hard to be in shape to accept that...I would personally rather jack off if that was all I could get...
 

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I'm not big into fatties. That being said, I seem to have a pension for finding athletic/thick girls that, whenever we break up, become fat. My HS girl was a soccer player who ballooned after we broke up and went away to college. My last girlfriend was on the thick side always, but after we split she gained mad weight. Other girls I was hookin up with come to mind, but these two stick out.

Common theme: thick ankles/calves.
 

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juicywa said:
lol, stop derailing faggots.



I would fvck a cute chubby, but not unhealthy obese.

I would fvck a midget.

I would fvck a post-op transgender female.

I would fvck black women.


Lets see.. did I miss any other taboo you virgin closet homo fags won't fvck?
A Post-op transgender female?? And you're throwing that in the same pile as black women? Black women are just regular women, they're just darker skinned... Wtf man.

I don't mind you fvcking transgenders but I disagree with you fvcking regular women afterwards man. Your gonna give someone AIDS like that.

BTW I would also fvck a chubby girl, a midget and a black woman, but not a transgender.

Jeebus man wtf.

Oh yeah, and "5'4", 165lb"......:crackup:
 

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Zerro said:
My girl is 'bout 5'5" and 140 lbs, she's in the start of the chubby range as far as I'm concerned. She's got a sweet personality, nice tits and ass, and ****s very well. I don't think a thinner chick is going to automatically make me happier, assuming I can find one with all the same other qualities.

Plenty of thin chicks out there who don't know how to actually please a man, you just got to be realistic about what qualities you value most in a woman.
I mean, I would have to see her pics, but from those numbers I wouldn't consider that fat. I would agree more with the "start of the chubby range" comment. If you are happy, then who the hell cares what people think?
 

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I've fvcked more fat chicks than I've had hard sh!ts. Most of them had cute faces and big jugs and I'm just a sucker for those traits, especially at the pub with a gutful of bourbon.

But, I'm proud to say I haven't fvcked a fattie for about five years. I've turned down a hell of a lot in that time. I guess after coming to this site, I've learned to put a higher value on myself and the last thing in the world I want to do is reward some sweaty, cellulite infested Jabba the Hut with my gold medal fvcking. :D
 

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I banged a fatty once.....never again.

Her face looked like Anna Paquin. She was literally Anna Paquin's fat twin.
I would often call her Marie, or Rogue.

Really nice boobs, gave the best head I ever had.

pu$$y smelled bad, but I endured it. had to wash my comforter and my WANG after she left.

I couldn't stand the sight of her naked though. Took a long time to climax, had to conjure up better images to finish.

She was 5'4" and around 180lbs.

I felt depressed afterwards.
Never again.
 

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I don't think it's necessarily overweight chicks, as much as it is chicks you aren't physically attracted to period. Regardless of their body type.

You think of it as you just need to drain the pipes and your penis has to take one for the team; in my opinion the bad outweighs the good.

The question becomes, well, why did it come to this, why did you have to settle on this girl? Why couldn't you get a hotter girl? Does ***** rule you to the point where you feel like you can't live without it?

Don't you want to look back on your sexual history and be proud of your conquests. And not have a mixed back of some good moments and some you're ashamed of?
 

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Take a trip to Walmart and look at the warpigs who have 2 or 3 tow heads with them and think to yourself, "who the fvck is lifting up that huge fat roll to stick their unit into that"? Who the fvck is doing this? Are we as men so desperate as to impregnate some 250lb fat hog with an a$$ 6 axe handles wide? WTF? I want to know why we are so AFC to scrape the bottom of the fat barrel, let alone get them fvckin pregnant. Somebody tell me.

Just sick.
 

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Oh come on, you guys haven't lived until you've had a fat girl bl0wjob. Their mouths are all fat and soft on the inside. It feels better than skinny b!tches with bony mouths. Plus they try ten times harder, because they know they have to. When I see a fat girl, I'm usually thinking, "I bet her self-esteem is so low that I could make that b!tch do anything..."
 

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Bible_Belt said:
Oh come on, you guys haven't lived until you've had a fat girl bl0wjob. Their mouths are all fat and soft on the inside. It feels better than skinny b!tches with bony mouths. Plus they try ten times harder, because they know they have to. When I see a fat girl, I'm usually thinking, "I bet her self-esteem is so low that I could make that b!tch do anything..."
Bible Belt....we should talk. :crackup:
 

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Skinny Girls are Sluts Too

Bible_Belt said:
Oh come on, you guys haven't lived until you've had a fat girl bl0wjob. Their mouths are all fat and soft on the inside. It feels better than skinny b!tches with bony mouths. Plus they try ten times harder, because they know they have to. When I see a fat girl, I'm usually thinking, "I bet her self-esteem is so low that I could make that b!tch do anything..."

Dunno if it's skinny girls or girls with no tits

Girls with small breasts are the biggest *****s

Anal threesomes crazy sex experiments whatever

Wonder if anyone knows or has heard of any sort of correlation
 

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Girls with small breasts are the biggest *****s

Yes! Except maybe for fat chicks:D , but what you are seeing is the same thing. Low self-esteem equals easy sex. It's like the Family Guy episode where Quagmire is parodying the guys who teach 'how to get girls' courses, and he says, "Ask about her father. If she says anything remotely positive, go talk to a new girl."
 

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MisterD said:
Don't you want to look back on your sexual history and be proud of your conquests. And not have a mixed back of some good moments and some you're ashamed of?

hahahaha

ask old farts and i'd bet 9/10 will tell you they regret not fvcking whatever they could than the other way around.

also, i wouldn't be ashamed of fvcking a chubby. morbidly obese, thats a different story.
 

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PDubb75 said:
I mean, I would have to see her pics, but from those numbers I wouldn't consider that fat. I would agree more with the "start of the chubby range" comment. If you are happy, then who the hell cares what people think?
Exactly, I'm just annoyed with the guys who're acting like any chick who isn't built like a victoria's secret model is automatically "fat". (Probably a bunch of closeted virgins anyway.)

The only thing I'd fix about her is tightening up her belly a bit and she'd agree with that one. Still my friends all think she's cute and I enjoy having her on my arm when we go out. It is funny though seeing prettier girls acting jealous of her though, but personality is a major reason why she won over them.
 

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After receiving a mind blowing *******, my definition of sexy was forever altered.
 
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