Anybody know a short funny joke I can send by text?

[kinesis]

There's this girl that I was dating and getting pretty close to before I left the country and things fizzled a little. I know she was pretty into me, and I was just looking to kinda reconnect with no pressure. I figured it would be cool to send her a little joke in a txt that would get her to laugh, and maybe initiate some dialogue. Since we haven't talked in a little bit, I was having a hard time thinking of anything specific and thought maybe a short joke would be best...

Any ideas?

 

[Snowman23]

Oh my god. There is no magic pill. Say whatever you want. Quit over-analyzing.

Damn I'm sick of this forum already.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!

 

[kinesis]

Oh my god. There is no magic pill. Say whatever you want. Quit over-analyzing.

Damn I'm sick of this forum already.

Then maybe it's time for you to do something else with your time.

I wasn't looking for a magic pill retard, just a funny, short joke. Why is that such a wrong thing to ask?

 

[Snowman23]

It's a stupid question. Why would you ask others what funny little joke you should say? Can't you think for yourself?

 

[kinesis]

It's a stupid question. Why would you ask others what funny little joke you should say? Can't you think for yourself?

If I could think of one, would I be here asking, dip****?

I'm asking for ideas. Don't be a ****.

 

[Snowman23]

I guess.

 

[tsmith2334]

maybe just tease her a little? like "what's up loser... long time no talk..."

 

[yama600rr]

ask her if she wants balls in her mouth!!

 

[jadager]

Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!

omfg rofl dude you made me laugh so hard, because I actually imagine like someone saying that to a girl :crackup:

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

omfg rofl dude you made me laugh so hard, because I actually imagine like someone saying that to a girl :crackup:

You laugh but I've used it a few time with women I've bedded. Typically I send them the text when I know that they're in a meeting. Afterwards the call me with pretty much the same response as you (after a few choice words about making her disrupt her meeting with a bellylaugh).

 

[smooth guy]

kinesis: do you want to have magic sex?

her: what's magic sex?

kinesis: we sneak into my place have sex then you dissappear

 

[DonRaul]

hey man don't be so touchy snowman...

kinesis, try something with sexual connotation. Go to askmen.com for a archive of jokes.