SHE IS INTERESTED IN YOU
1. Gives you a sidelong glance
2. She will look at yo ass a few times
3. If she holds your gaze briefly and if you still have not stepped up cut ya playa card the **** up you dig you ain't for this game!
4. If she looks at you then does the downcast eyes, then away thing get yo ass over there fool.
5. If her posture changes to alert. Look playa she is primping for yo ass.
6. And speaking of primping if she starts to preen, adjusts hair, messin with her clothes, yeah that is a strong signal.
7. Open ya eyes if she turns body toward you, need I throw a brick up side your fat head?
8. And look out for when she tilts her pretty little or big head
9. Of course there is the cunning sexual narrowing of her eyes slightly that you need to watch for.
10. She will do all these and if your still to stupid to catch on then she will of course do the Smile thing. Yes playa step over if she smiles at you. That is a invitation to the prom.
11. Women will also Match your posture even from accross the room. But this usually happens when you are in conversation with her.
12. If she holds eye contact and you can see that her eyes sparkle. This stuff is so basic that most guys who lack confidence will be in denial as to why I get so many emails of heads begging me to read the signs for them.
13. Ok you can't get any deeper than if she licks her lips.
14. Women will also subconsciously or consciously thrusts their breasts at you. That is like putting them on display for your approval.
Get away from me dweeb signs:
1. She never sneaks a peek. Don't write me telling me that she never snook a peak. Get over it dweeb she just isn't interested you dig.
2. She has flleeting eye contact. In other words shify eyes. Let it go. Get over it. Your just not the one.
3. Now if she looks away quickly after you make eye contact then expect to get dusted off if you try to approach.
4. If she looks away, with her eyes level then she is in total ****ing fear of you coming over to her and she is grossed out by you and totally not even slightly turned on!
5. If her posture remains unchanged, then you just don't have any effect on her. Imagine her just laying there limp in bed or reading a book yawning while your thrusting away. Does that sink in?
6. If she does not do any preening then you can take a hint. You can bet if Brad Pitt stepped in she would be primping and preening. Does this make sense? I hope so. Cause it means yo ass ain't getting any so don't even try.
7. If she turns body away then can you imagine that you have vomit all over you and that is the effect your having on her. You disgust her enough for her to turn her freakin body away from you. Why would you even want to step over? Cause your stupid? I hope not.
8. If her pretty little or fat head remains vertical then can you imagine a animal freezing in the forest so that the preditor doesn't see it. Yeah humans do the same thing.
9. If your talkng and you didn't listen to the above signals and her eyes remain normal, then your just not the one buddy.
10. Again if your so stupid that you didn't listen to the signals and she was just so hot that you done lost your got dam mind and she is in a state of just being neutral, with a polite face, your probably the type of fool who just can't take no so keep wasting your time and hers.
11. As I go down this list and thinking how stupid some guys are and desperate that they need to make it to # 11 and they finally notice that her posture unchanged. I want you to eject out. Go home. Get out a jar of vasaline and a baseball bat. Then ram it up your ass for being so such a spong bob square pants goob.
12. Ok sometimes you just can't tell right? Ok read this following very carefully if your slow and dense. If she has normal or dull eyes, she NO interested in YOU! Think now. If you were Brad Pitt how would her eyes look? Yes they lookie alive and interested.
13. And while I am on the subject of total disinterest if she keeps mouth closed you surely will not be sticking anything in her mouth or any part of her body.
14. I know I know some guys are clueless. How about if she sags to de-emphasize breasts what does that mean? It means that she is grossed out by you and trying not to let you get excited by her body. She doesn't even want you to see her tits that is how turned off by you she is.
