The Antichrist_Star
Master Don Juan
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Monday is Single's Appreciation Day or those of you who will willingly throw away that allowance money (or paycheck) Valentine's Day. In honor of that, as well as the beginning of the second section of this recent collection of thoughts I present to you fourteen things that I have come understand about our opposing gender during my lifetime.
1. There are over ten thousand members on this board, most of which are men. While there may be some similarities amongst us, every single one of us are very, very different and we treat each other as such. Start treating women in a similar fashion... you will be surprised what happens.
2. If you want to learn just about everything there is to know about a particular woman... sit her down for an hour or more and shut up.
3. Women are not sluts because it is not socially acceptible for them to be such. But trust me, absolutely every single woman you will ever come across whether they tell you or not, admit it or not, or act otherwise is the flithest, dirtiest, and nastiest human being that you could ever think her to be... she just needs someone to bring it out of her. That is where you come in.
4. Women marry and get in relationships with the nice guy. But those same women fuck the assholes. Decide whichever you wish to be at any given moment.
5. Unless you want your girlfriend or wife to be sleeping with the milkman (or a guy like me...
) never become too comfortable in your relationship. There is a reason why she fell for you, and you are stupid if you think that you can stop doing the things that made her fall for you.
6. Women are far less complicated than we make them out to be... all you have to do is listen and you may learn something.
7. If you think you are insecure... try being a woman. That will instantly give you confidence.
8. When they want something (like attention) never give it to them. When they need something (like attention) always give it to them.
9. One important thing to remember with women: the Devil (or in this case... the underwear) is in the details. She wore those funky little earrings on your second date for a reason... say something about them (that is an example of need)
10. If the school that you are attending has Body Language 1101, I strongly suggest that you take it... because most of the time, that is the only thing that a woman will give you to work it.
11. I know you hate all of the cheesy stuff... like Valentine's Day or date movies... but do those things every once and a while anyway. No, not because she will really appreciate it, but because it will be the only way sometimes that you can get her to shut the fuck up while you watch the game.
12. Never let a woman know everything there is about you... I do not care how long you have known her.
13. Every once in a while... start an argument with her for absolutely no reason. This is for two reasons: if you do not do this every once and a while, I guarantee you that she will because women believe that their lives and relationships should be like what they see on the O.C. (or the Bachelorette) and if you do not do this... she will. And secondly... there is no sex better than makeup sex.
14. Women... yes they get on our absolute last nerve most of the time, but unless you are a homosexual male, a woman is all that you have to work with. So... suck it up, remember the these thirteen things to keep in mind when dealing with the female gender... and happy hunting.
Yours Truly...
A.S.
1. There are over ten thousand members on this board, most of which are men. While there may be some similarities amongst us, every single one of us are very, very different and we treat each other as such. Start treating women in a similar fashion... you will be surprised what happens.
2. If you want to learn just about everything there is to know about a particular woman... sit her down for an hour or more and shut up.
3. Women are not sluts because it is not socially acceptible for them to be such. But trust me, absolutely every single woman you will ever come across whether they tell you or not, admit it or not, or act otherwise is the flithest, dirtiest, and nastiest human being that you could ever think her to be... she just needs someone to bring it out of her. That is where you come in.
4. Women marry and get in relationships with the nice guy. But those same women fuck the assholes. Decide whichever you wish to be at any given moment.
5. Unless you want your girlfriend or wife to be sleeping with the milkman (or a guy like me...
) never become too comfortable in your relationship. There is a reason why she fell for you, and you are stupid if you think that you can stop doing the things that made her fall for you.6. Women are far less complicated than we make them out to be... all you have to do is listen and you may learn something.
7. If you think you are insecure... try being a woman. That will instantly give you confidence.
8. When they want something (like attention) never give it to them. When they need something (like attention) always give it to them.
9. One important thing to remember with women: the Devil (or in this case... the underwear) is in the details. She wore those funky little earrings on your second date for a reason... say something about them (that is an example of need)
10. If the school that you are attending has Body Language 1101, I strongly suggest that you take it... because most of the time, that is the only thing that a woman will give you to work it.
11. I know you hate all of the cheesy stuff... like Valentine's Day or date movies... but do those things every once and a while anyway. No, not because she will really appreciate it, but because it will be the only way sometimes that you can get her to shut the fuck up while you watch the game.
12. Never let a woman know everything there is about you... I do not care how long you have known her.
13. Every once in a while... start an argument with her for absolutely no reason. This is for two reasons: if you do not do this every once and a while, I guarantee you that she will because women believe that their lives and relationships should be like what they see on the O.C. (or the Bachelorette) and if you do not do this... she will. And secondly... there is no sex better than makeup sex.
14. Women... yes they get on our absolute last nerve most of the time, but unless you are a homosexual male, a woman is all that you have to work with. So... suck it up, remember the these thirteen things to keep in mind when dealing with the female gender... and happy hunting.
Yours Truly...
A.S.
