Another Married Mans Field Report

[5string]

So, last night me n the wife go meet some friends at a local eatery. Good convos, good times. Very enjoyable. Stop at another local pub for a glass of wine on our walk home. There is this gal there who I will refer to as DB (dumb b!tch).

DB is at the bar and she's buzzed. Tells me that she stopped by our house earlier but we were not there, unanounced mind you!. DB starts pawing all over me and then Mrs.5string. Blah blah blah. Drunk b!tch! We don't know her that well.

She's pretty good looking, maybe about 15 lbs overweight but dumber than a set of snow tires.

DB starts in on how she can tell that me and Mrs.5string love each other and make the perfect couple. Further, she wished she could have that in her life. I'm thinkin' we need to GTF out of there and go back to the house.

Anyway, DB says "I would really like to be with you guys!

Holy fvck! We got approached for a 3some.

This is something that me and the Mrs have never discussed by the way.

I have thought about this and came to the conclusion that I just can't do it if the situation ever presented itself. I wouldn't want to do some woman in front of my wife as I'd feel like sh!t and guilty after I did it. Moreover, I would not get turned on by seeing some gal rug munch my wife or vice versa. WTF!

In short, grabbed Mrs.5string and headed back home, hit it and went to sleep. This will probably be discussed tonight after I get home from work.

What would you guys have done? What do you think?

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

She's pretty good looking, maybe about 15 lbs overweight,..

ehr,.?...oh that's right this is a MMFR.

:crackup:

 

[5string]

ehr,.?...oh that's right this is a MMFR.

:crackup:

Rollo

Well, just dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians! I made you laugh!

 

[Sparky]

I've always taken the view that a threesome with two women is fine for a single guy, but a guy that's in a LTR - especially married, well it could be very damaging. That's only my opinion on it though.

 

[speed dawg]

NO WAY this ends well, if you go forward. I've seen this sh1t ruin several men's marriages and lives. DON'T DO IT. I'm sure it'll be hot in the moment, but you have to think about the future. Just stay away from. You're married, go do things to enrich your life, quit hanging around bars where you routinely come into contact with lowlifes like this.

 

[5string]

NO WAY this ends well, if you go forward. I've seen this sh1t ruin several men's marriages and lives. DON'T DO IT. I'm sure it'll be hot in the moment, but you have to think about the future. Just stay away from. You're married, go do things to enrich your life, quit hanging around bars where you routinely come into contact with lowlifes like this.

Good advice.

Ain't gonna do it. Never would. These places we go to are NICE! Not like a pool hall with a mess of slvts lurking around.

Hell, I'm old enough to get letters from AARP and this sh!t happens more now than it did when I was younger. Go figure.

 

[MonkeyButt]

In short, grabbed Mrs.5string and headed back home, hit it and went to sleep. This will probably be discussed tonight after I get home from work.

You did the right thing!

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Tell her to drop 20lbs. and you'll consider it.

 

[zekko]

Holy fvck! We got approached for a 3some.

I know this is a big fantasy for a lot of guys, but honestly this is something that would not tempt me at all. Especially with the sloppy drunk. All I need is for my girlfriend to decide she likes being muff dived on by some chick all day when I'm not there. Still, it's nice to be asked

Tell her to drop 20lbs. and you'll consider it

Lol!

 

[speed dawg]

Don't get me wrong here, two chicks at the same time is the sh1t. It's simple multiplication.

2 HB6's = 1 HB36. It's very simple. Much better than one HB10.

Just can't get emotions involved. Pure unadulterated porn type fvcking and sleaze.

 

[Warrior74]

It's a trap.

Every time I have had a threesome its always been a problem. Either the girl wanted to be with me, or wanted my girlfriend. It's a trap. She already told you it was a trap, she wants what your wife has. She doesn't want to be the third wheel, shes wants to cut a wheel loose. She's so dumb and desperate the only way she can seem to get what she wants is to offer her body in a novel sexual way just to get her foot in the door and her hooks in you. You did the right thing.

 

[5string]

It's a trap.

Every time I have had a threesome its always been a problem. Either the girl wanted to be with me, or wanted my girlfriend. It's a trap. She already told you it was a trap, she wants what your wife has. She doesn't want to be the third wheel, shes wants to cut a wheel loose. She's so dumb and desperate the only way she can seem to get what she wants is to offer her body in a novel sexual way just to get her foot in the door and her hooks in you. You did the right thing.

Hey thanks Warrior. Good insight.

Like I said, I could never do something like this with my wife. I know I'd feel terrible and guilty after the deed was done. Even if my wife was ok with it, I'd never think of her the same way again. Just not my thing.

 

[Victory Unlimited]

Here's a classic "older guy/3some" sex joke that I just remembered to share with you guys:


"Boy, you know what I've always wanted...A THREESOME! Yeah, just think about it: Me and TWO girls at once. That'd be GREAT! See, because at MY age...THAT way, when I fall asleep right in the middle of it------they'd EACH still have someone to talk to."


~ from the standup routine of the late, Great RODNEY DANGERFIELD (not sure if I remembered it all word for word, but hell-------it's close enough.lol)



But Yo 5string,

To add another twist to Warrior74's obsevation:

You ever think that this chick could also just be using YOU to get to your WIFE???

Because if that woman was bold enough and ambi-sexual enough to "put it out there", then she might just be out looking for a chance to use her Liquor (Lick HER) license!


But seriously...sounds like you got a good woman. The LAST thing you need is to open the door and invite trouble into your life by letting that chick in. So I'm glad to hear that you're steering clear.

Carry on.

 

[Colossus]

I've always taken the view that a threesome with two women is fine for a single guy, but a guy that's in a LTR - especially married, well it could be very damaging. That's only my opinion on it though.

I agree. There is nothing appealing to me about a threesome at this point. What for? To wreck my relationship? No thanks. Pvssy is pvssy boys, there is no pot of gold hiding underneath the next vagina.

 

[5string]

@Victory Unlimited

Talked to Mrs.5string. She has no interest in this scenario. I don't either. That gal is probably after her as you have noted. The Mrs is 5'5", blonde, green, 110 lbs, 38/24/38. I'm just an old washed up bum!

Edit....and she is way hotter than cordoncordons squeeze.

 

[JustinVerj]

@Victory Unlimited

Talked to Mrs.5string. She has no interest in this scenario. I don't either. That gal is probably after her as you have noted. The Mrs is 5'5", blonde, green, 110 lbs, 38/24/38. I'm just an old washed up bum!

Edit....and she is way hotter than cordoncordons squeeze.

Who isnt? The pic he posted of her she looks like Kim Jong II. Hard to believe hes all proud n shat about posting pics of her all over the web.

 

[Nutz]

What would you guys have done? What do you think?

Would have played it off like all women want me, so it's no big deal. Would also play "typical guy" saying that all guys want a 3some, but I'm not the one she'd have to sell the idea to. If by some chance she wins over the wife then game on.