Another example of a wh0re: Jessica Alba

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I bet Fifty used MM to get her...

"Hey Jessica. So ur nose wiggles when you laugh...!"
 

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ChrizZ said:
I bet Fifty used MM to get her...

"Hey Jessica. So ur nose wiggles when you laugh...!"
:crackup: :up: :crackup:

Think he called her a "biotch" too?
 

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No different to our girl Christina Aguilera and her similar quotes a few years back.
It's no big deal.

And, for gods sake, it's the Sun.
 

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Well, technically she can have sex an hour afterward...but it doesn't make her a stand-up human being. I say if 50 wants to settle for getting third-rate sloppy seconds when he could have any woman he wanted, then by all means. And if Jessica wants to sleep with another dude while her pubes are still encrusted with her fiance's splooge...then that's her business, too.
I didn't ask how soon technically, I want to know how many days/weeks/months in your opinion should a woman wait (wearing mourning-dress, or a black arm-band perhaps) before having sex after an LTR and still be a 'stand-up human being'. Because 90% (from the department of made-up-but-roughly-true stats) of women (and men if they get the chance) do the same thing. Which reduces Fiddy's potential pool of 'any woman he wants' (not true of course) down to a few christian fuglies.
 

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Crazy Asian said:

She was like a 6 with makeup bro. Without, god ewww! I see hotter girls every single day! Even with makeup I wouldn't go near that manish, herpes infested, *****! I don't know why all these dudes hail her as the hottest thing around. I mean, if you're gonna put a ho on a pedastel, at least choose one that doesn't have a permanent venereal disease.
 

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She's a ***** because she hangs out with a black thug. Sorry. I'll say what some of the guys in this thread are saying in the back of their heads. If she wants to go feel up on Seal or Tiger Woods, she still has class imo. I have no problem with Heidi Klum feeling up on Seal or whoever that girl is with TWoods, because I think Seal and TWoods have plenty of class and are great people. At least, that's their image. If she wants to feel up on 50, because he gives off the image of a black thug, then I'll treat her as a women that's into black thugs. If you think I'm racist, realize Jessica Alba is as racist as I am. She's listening to the stereotype as much as I am.
 

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The maturity level here resurfaced briefly for a couple weeks and has taken a dive again.

Why are we discussing Jessica Alba? More so, why is there so much hate TOWARD jessica alba? None of you even know her, and here you are playing Armchair Quarterback with her love life.

The opposite of love is not hate. It's indifference.

I find it tragic that you guys even know what's going on in celebrity news.
 

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Depends on the seriousness and duration of their relationship. In her case? 2 weeks to a month would be acceptable.
How long was this LTR she just came out of? I don't keep up with these things. Anyway, most women in my experience will wash away a dead relationship pretty soon, and I think it's a good thing for either sex. If I break up with a girl she is free the next day as far as I'm concerned.

Deus ex Pianoforte said:
So basically you're saying that the only single women in America that haven't had sex within the last few days are a few Christian fuglies? Come on. And yes, he can have any woman he wants. Fame, money, power, confidence.
No, I'm saying 90% of women I've known who were coming out of a relationship have not waited two weeks to a month to get some new cock, if only to reassure themselves they still got it. I don't see how that reflects on her character, sounds fair enough to me (and is the advice anyone here would give to a guy in a similar situation). But then women's sexuality doesn't terrify and confuse me...

And you think some hottie who likes Johnny Depp or indie rock or super-smart guys is also automatically attracted to Fifty Cent, just because he is rich and confident? I know plenty of women that would be embarrassed to be seen with him, let alone find him attractive.
 

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Bling said:
She's a ***** because she hangs out with a black thug. Sorry. I'll say what some of the guys in this thread are saying in the back of their heads. If she wants to go feel up on Seal or Tiger Woods, she still has class imo. I have no problem with Heidi Klum feeling up on Seal or whoever that girl is with TWoods, because I think Seal and TWoods have plenty of class and are great people. At least, that's their image. If she wants to feel up on 50, because he gives off the image of a black thug, then I'll treat her as a women that's into black thugs. If you think I'm racist, realize Jessica Alba is as racist as I am. She's listening to the stereotype as much as I am.
This brother gets it.

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The maturity level here resurfaced briefly for a couple weeks and has taken a dive again.

Why are we discussing Jessica Alba? More so, why is there so much hate TOWARD jessica alba? None of you even know her, and here you are playing Armchair Quarterback with her love life.

The opposite of love is not hate. It's indifference.

I find it tragic that you guys even know what's going on in celebrity news.
Unfortunately youngblood, you don't. Keeping up with current events, even those in the entertainment world, is healthy and keeps your mind fresh. If all you do is read the Wall Street Journal and The New England journal of medicine you'll be a boring fvck.
 

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So, what makes Jessica Alba's life so interesting that we have 35 posts on it? :D

Guys, she's just a chick.
 

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Unfortunately youngblood, you don't. Keeping up with current events, even those in the entertainment world, is healthy and keeps your mind fresh. If all you do is read the Wall Street Journal and The New England journal of medicine you'll be a boring fvck.
How is keeping up with who Jessica Alba sleeps around with any different than spying on your neighbours? Because there's a middleman(media) involved?

Sorry, I have more interesting things to do than give a tinker's cuss about who one person half way around the world is sleeping with.

Mabye if you'd make something interesting of your own life, you wouldn't need to live vicariously through celebrities.

Any by the way, I find the Wall Street Journal 10x more fascinating than some dumb chick.
 

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BluEyes said:
Sorry, I have more interesting things to do than give a tinker's cuss about who one person half way around the world is sleeping with.
Do you have more interesting things to do i other than explain to people how you have more interesting things to do? Ironic, is it not?
 

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Ditto, but she was engaged. Sleeping with some rapper DAYS after splitting with your fiance is foul.
Does it matter that he's 'some rapper'?

Yes, but at LEAST 90% of women are also inherently dirty wh?res. Come on, you're a DJ, right? You of all people should know that.
I guess that's true. Viva dirty whores!


If that's supposed to be a shot at me, I don't know where it comes from. Female sexuality is perfectly clear to me, and it's the women themselves that terrify me...not their sexuality. :p
Yes I was zinging you. Not sure I agree with your distinction.


Uh, yes? Women are suckers for money and fame. Is this some big revelation?

Attraction is irrelevant when you're rich and famous. You know that. You also probably know that these women are trying to save face in public, since we all know exactly where their heads would be buried if given the opportunity to spend some quality one-on-one time with this individual.
I've worked and hung around in the music business for 20 years, and don't dispute the power of status - but it is limited. I've known plenty of women, exes and friends included, that rejected famous (albeit not always at 50 Cent's stature) guys because they didn't find them charming or physically attractive. Don't suggest they are lying, I was there. Are you saying that Fifty Cent could have 100% of the women he wanted?

I agree with the quote from Jessica Alba, that she shouldn't feel guilty about enjoying one-night stands. There is plenty to criticize in modern women, but being open and unashamed about sex is not something that bothers me. Quite the opposite, I hate churchy virgins. Rubbish in bed.
 
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Nighthawk said:
Does it matter that he's 'some rapper'?



I guess that's true. Viva dirty whores!




Yes I was zinging you. Not sure I agree with your distinction.




I've worked and hung around in the music business for 20 years, and don't dispute the power of status - but it is limited. I've known plenty of women, exes and friends included, that rejected famous (albeit not always at 50 Cent's stature) guys because they didn't find them charming or physically attractive. Don't suggest they are lying, I was there. Are you saying that Fifty Cent could have 100% of the women he wanted?

I agree with the quote from Jessica Alba, that she shouldn't feel guilty about enjoying one-night stands. There is plenty to criticize in modern women, but being open and unashamed about sex is not something that bothers me. Quite the opposite, I hate churchy virgins. Rubbish in bed.
Ya 50 is SOME RAPPER, getting shot 9 times and making it big. He used to be a coke dealer... now he owns most of NYC.

What's wrong with *****s? It's like calling a girl who gets laid everyday a sl't, while calling a dude that does the same a stud.

Church girls suck... blue balls! They still have hot uniforms though... best way is to get a gf and make her wear that stuff. :D
 

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BluEyes said:
Sorry, I have more interesting things to do than give a tinker's cuss about who one person half way around the world is sleeping with.
Here it comes . . .

Skel said:
Do you have more interesting things to do i other than explain to people how you have more interesting things to do? Ironic, is it not?

**KA-BOOOOOM!**

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Well, technically she can have sex an hour afterward...but it doesn't make her a stand-up human being. I say if 50 wants to settle for getting third-rate sloppy seconds when he could have any woman he wanted, then by all means. And if Jessica wants to sleep with another dude while her pubes are still encrusted with her fiance's splooge...then that's her business, too.
Yes I'm pretty sure she doesn't use a condom or shave. Did you know that some chicks blow/f'ck a dude 20 min before a date with another dude? I bet you're the one that pays for dinner and everything and ends up watching porn. You reek of jealously...
 

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Ya 50 is SOME RAPPER, getting shot 9 times and making it big. He used to be a coke dealer... now he owns most of NYC.

What's wrong with *****s? It's like calling a girl who gets laid everyday a sl't, while calling a dude that does the same a stud.

Church girls suck... blue balls! They still have hot uniforms though... best way is to get a gf and make her wear that stuff. :D

get it right. he wasn't a coke dealer.. he was a herion and crack dealer.. damn guys

lol, seriously.. 50 isn't a dumb guy if you listen to him. Not defending him or anything, but why are you blaming him? Because he's built, black and is taking advantage of every dumb black/surburban wanna be in the country?

Props to him for doing his thing.. I tip my hat. It's not me.. but that's than again that's ovbious.


Well, technically she can have sex an hour afterward...but it doesn't make her a stand-up human being. I say if 50 wants to settle for getting third-rate sloppy seconds when he could have any woman he wanted, then by all means. And if Jessica wants to sleep with another dude while her pubes are still encrusted with her fiance's splooge...then that's her business, too.
I'm pretty sure you are the same guy calling my GF crying on the phone telling her that you are the true virtious one and not to like me.
 
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