Analyze this phone call i made (Audio Inside)

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dude i ****ing promise you this **** was 100 percent authentic.

i was experiment with some of D'angelos phone techniques and sprinkling in a little C and F.

i just want some honest critiques from some of the more experienced DJ's.

thanks.
 

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LOL dope

SPYDAMAN 2 NUCCA!
 

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Julian.

Yo you ever go to De Ja Vu showgirls? In downtown Minneapolis.

i think their is a Brazilian chick that dances there but i can't remember her name, cuz it's been a few months.

that place is wild. i got tossed out for trying to buy some Percocets from a dancer.
 

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Oh, and, er ... Chingy? I'd rather tell a girl that I resemble Elton John than ... Chingy. I mean come on, Chingy?

But that Spidaman 2 shiet is dope, yo, fo' sho'.
 

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P.S.

if anyone can cite the movie reference i made (besides spiderman 2)

i will give them an internet high five.
 

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That is funny **** man.

I couldnt figure out the other movie reference.

but the baby oil "we can get down like that, I'll get freaky!"

Made me laugh pretty good.
 

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lol
 

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I admire your confidence and the way you handle the rejection with good humour, but it sounded like you were desperate and practically begging her for a date, which didn't paint a very flattering picture of you in my head if I'm honest.

Good fun to listen to though!
 

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, we can watch spiderman 2 and i'll bring the baby oil, lol, thats pretty poor. you sounded like you were trying to sell her the dvd. and seriously what is the crack with the rapper talk, why do people feel the need to talk like this, if you talked to her with your bloody normal voice and stopped putting on the "cool" voice then you might do better, if that is the way you normally talk then ur going to have problems.
 

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You forgot a few steps in your seduction process. I was amazed that you jumped right to trying to f*ck close type of stuff right off the bat.
 

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i dunno i thought he did pretty good except......could have sounded a little more intelligent (sounded like a drug dealer with little dinero)......shouldn't have asked the girl what she wants to go out for, also don't ask her to go out that very night (a pimp should have his night planned out already)......i couldn't have done that good though
 

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I don't know if you were just using this as practice or not, but calling a number that a friend of yours got is almost guaranteed rejection. I mean for all she knows you just randomly dialed her number or got it from the phonebook. To her you are just some crazy mofo.

I feel you came off way too desperate, but unfortunately that is the kind of frame you are in when you dial a girl like this.

Part of being C&F is implying that the girl likes you and you are trying to keep her from jumping you, but you weren't able to do that at all here. I mean at least she was nice enough to go along with the phone call a bit, because I could tell she was a bit shocked at the beginning (i.e. she was thinking "who the hell is this???")

I'd recommend you only call women who's number you got yourself. At least then you will stand a chance. Don't worry too much about being C&F over the phone, just get a date (like you were trying on this call), then do more C&F on the date. If you cold approached her yourself and got the digits, your chances of getting a date are much higher than in this situation.

Also 4 year isn't much of an age difference, so the mention of George Jefferson, while hilarious, may not have been needed.

Regarding your rap, I'm sure there was little belief that you were Jewish. ;)
 
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