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Um,no.

A colon rose is what happens when a woman squeezes the sphincter and forces her colon outside of her ass. I've only seen it done a couple of times and only after a pornslizut gets serious acupuncture up her dirtchute!


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It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

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I don't believe I have to explain that, but here goes:

It means a chick gets her a$$ slammed so hard that it's pretty much worthless for anything else. . .


That help?


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will probally be collecting social security in ten years for colon cancer?
 

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Originally posted by KarmaSutra
I don't believe I have to explain that, but here goes:

It means a chick gets her a$$ slammed so hard that it's pretty much worthless for anything else. . .


That help?


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:crackup: That's sick. I heard some girl at our schooled got nailed so many times that she has to wear a butt plug because she has no control.
 

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that's funny but quite untrue.

The colon doesn't just snap like a rubber band from getting fvcked. Shatting out some kids though, That'll make the ass gape a bit. Cornholed skank . . .


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Originally posted by KarmaSutra
that's funny but quite untrue.

The colon doesn't just snap like a rubber band from getting fvcked. Shatting out some kids though, That'll make the ass gape a bit. Cornholed skank . . .


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didnt know u could post porn here

Edit wow i just saw the vid that was gross at the end
 

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what the ****!! ive seen tons of porn....ive seen porn from that site as well. i had never seen **** like that. gross
 

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Uhm

:eek:

I am so never gonna look at an ass the same way again.
 

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Originally posted by KarmaSutra
The only way that would happen is if she has a spastic colon and you're hung like a donkey . . .


Prolly not. So don't worry about it.



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Just out of curiosity, how do you know so much about this?
 
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