Anal sex advice request

piterx

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hmm..what about this saying then ?? if d*ck was created for pu55y then it should be in the shape like a fish.but no-it is like a cylinder > fits better to A55 :)
 

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LeviathanIYG said:
Your d*ck will smell like sh*t.

You will smell like sh*t.

And there will be sh*t on your d*ck.

Basically it's a sh*t party and your d*ck is the guest of honor.


You got to ask yourself.....

Would you stick your d*ck into a toilet bowl with sh*t floating around in it?

Would you wipe your own; or even worse somebody else’s sh*t on your d*ck?

Do you seriously want the imagein your head of pulling your d*ck out of her ass with sh*t and blood hanging off it?

Do you want to have your d*ck smelling like sh*t for 2 day's after the event?

If you got sh*t on your shoe what would you get it off with? (multiple choice)

A) Your d*ck
B) A stick


Answer these questions before you make a decision to stick your di*k up into the poo factory.

If you’re into all that stuff…….all I can say is whatever floats your boat

All I know is my pride and joy isn’t going to be fumbling around in some girls sh*t.
You think too much. :p
 

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Come to think of it, maybe that's what the saying "fvck the shyt out of her" really means!

LOL.

fuzzx said:
Dont do it. Just use the condom and as punishment for her suggesting something so stupid, don't use any lube. I'm speaking from experience, the girl I did this too, she loved it. Then again she was brazillian :D

'Do you want to have your d*ck smelling like sh*t for 2 day's after the event?'

This was the outcome though :)
And I keep telling people here that my country is amazing! :D Beautiful women and they love sex... yea I indeed love it all!
 

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I've done anal before, used a thin condom and plenty of lube. I didn't enjoy it.

I'd say try it, but I prefer pvssy myself.
 

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Adone said:
I've been doing anal with my girlfriend at least 100 times and she has never had an enema in her whole life. Guess what, I've never had any crap stuck to my penis.
im sure she must have spent hours and hours cleaning herself for each of the 100 times so that you never got dirty, we believe you. :crazy:
 

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If you like anal too much, you are probably a homo.
 

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Marlimus said:
If you like anal too much, you are probably a homo.

If you are the passive guy, it could be true (not necessarily, there are perfectly straight guys into the s/m scene). If you mean that if you like doing a chick in the ass then you're a homo, you are out of your mind.
 
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