Anal sex advice request

[Diamond Detective]

Serious replies only please.

This gal wants to have anal, however condoms hurt her. Yes, lots of lube is used.

My question is, is there any thin condom or lube combo that works best? Sticking a lubed up unprotected wang works fine with no pain, but I'm not risking that ****.

 

[Julian]

why not just get her tested.

man you are livin every mans dream (at least my dream).

Id do it with no condom just make sure she gives herself an enema before you come over so you dont get a chocolate surprise.

 

[johnmich]

Yes, i would also be worried about diggin my **** in her sh!t.

 

[Criminal Mind]

Originally posted by Julian
why not just get her tested.

man you are livin every mans dream (at least my dream).

Id do it with no condom just make sure she gives herself an enema before you come over so you dont get a chocolate surprise.

lol ohhhhh... bad images.

 

[hydrocodone]

try a wrapping a plastic bag around your wang and put a rubber band at the base of it so it holds it,and just lube the bag

 

[The Juan and only]

julian's advice seems pretty good to me... though I guess it depends how much you wanna do it.

 

[Rise Against]

For lube get:

pjur EROS original bodyglide

Its super concentrated, latex safe (if u do go condom), and dispenses in droplets.

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As for condom choice, go with anything that's not Trojan...for example you don't need one with spermicide:

Non-lubricated Condoms

I have ordered from Rip n' Roll before with "explosive" results

And always, play the area first, enter anything very slowly, and make sure she communicates what she wants after penetration so you don't make the experience even more painful then it already is.

 

[SamePendo]

Funny ****, guys asking about their gfs asking them for anal, for spanking.

 

[LeviathanIYG]

Your d*ck will smell like sh*t.

You will smell like sh*t.

And there will be sh*t on your d*ck.

Basically it's a sh*t party and your d*ck is the guest of honor.

You got to ask yourself.....

Would you stick your d*ck into a toilet bowl with sh*t floating around in it?

Would you wipe your own; or even worse somebody else’s sh*t on your d*ck?

Do you seriously want the imagein your head of pulling your d*ck out of her ass with sh*t and blood hanging off it?

Do you want to have your d*ck smelling like sh*t for 2 day's after the event?

If you got sh*t on your shoe what would you get it off with? (multiple choice)

A) Your d*ck
B) A stick

Answer these questions before you make a decision to stick your di*k up into the poo factory.

If you’re into all that stuff…….all I can say is whatever floats your boat

All I know is my pride and joy isn’t going to be fumbling around in some girls sh*t.

 

[penkitten]

condom or no condom, if you actually do it like that , the main is not going to be any different.
really condoms are so thin, most of us chicks dont even notice they are on if there is enough lube .
you can catch things if you dont wrap up.
google condoms and look for some that are lambskin or something if she doesnt like the regular kind, but they are more costly.

 

[diablo]

AE...

Mine is 90 lbs, and I'm a good deal bigger than that. When I convinced her that we should try it (actually, when she finally gave in and said "fine, if you'll stop asking me if we do this"), I learned that it's actually important to use no condom and a LOT of lube. While the no condom part is only important if you know and trust the person, I'd still recommend it since you're getting a feeling just about as tight as your fist (okay, I don't even want to think about that). I mean, seriously... why lose sensation when you're going into the one spot that gives you the most of that feeling?

Anyway, word to the wise: she's not going to like it. She probably won't hate it, but afterwards she'll tell you that it felt like she was about to crap every time you pulled out from pushing in.

Tell me if I'm wrong.

 

[Morphiex]

oki ive never done anal , and i prolly wont cuz it grosses me out , its like putting your jhonson in her sh\it..... and then these guys say u cant use condoms , ??

but what i was wonderin is it better then the actual normal sex ? the puss\y ?

 

[Create Reality]

I've never tried asking but maybe one day.

Seems gross getting blood and feces all over yourself.

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

i wanna try anal on a girl real bad but the fact that its her poopchute, it leaves me in a dilemma.

 

[Jay-X]

i hate condoms and before my girlfriend started taking the pill, i used to always play anal with her. i've never caught any disease, but she was a virgin before knowing me so you'd better be sure she's no VDs...

 

[Sapiens]

Originally posted by LeviathanIYG
Your d*ck will smell like sh*t.

You will smell like sh*t.

And there will be sh*t on your d*ck.

Basically it's a sh*t party and your d*ck is the guest of honor.

You got to ask yourself.....

Would you stick your d*ck into a toilet bowl with sh*t floating around in it?

Would you wipe your own; or even worse somebody else’s sh*t on your d*ck?

Do you seriously want the imagein your head of pulling your d*ck out of her ass with sh*t and blood hanging off it?

Do you want to have your d*ck smelling like sh*t for 2 day's after the event?

If you got sh*t on your shoe what would you get it off with? (multiple choice)

A) Your d*ck
B) A stick

Answer these questions before you make a decision to stick your di*k up into the poo factory.

If you’re into all that stuff…….all I can say is whatever floats your boat

All I know is my pride and joy isn’t going to be fumbling around in some girls sh*t.

Very wise advice; I did it once and now think is way over rated.

There is nothing like a delicious pvssy.

Use a condom, because as stated above, it is some nasty sh!t.

-Sapiens

 

[DJ4Real]

Good self control....If condoms "hurt" her, then anal just might be out of the question.....thin condoms are expensive, but you should try those.....If those "hurt"....then I don't know what to tell you.

Good Luck

 

[DonJuanMonk]

It's not like how it is in porno vids. The girls in those vids NEVER mention they had to get an enema or two before the anal shot. That's how they get their **** cleaned, by doing an enema and poking around to make sure any crap isn't in there. The vagina serves the penis's purpose - the ******* serves only the crap toilet purpose, this ain't porn don't mix it.

 

[Adone]

Originally posted by DonJuanMonk
It's not like how it is in porno vids. The girls in those vids NEVER mention they had to get an enema or two before the anal shot. That's how they get their **** cleaned, by doing an enema and poking around to make sure any crap isn't in there. The vagina serves the penis's purpose - the ******* serves only the crap toilet purpose, this ain't porn don't mix it.

I've been doing anal with my girlfriend at least 100 times and she has never had an enema in her whole life. Guess what, I've never had any crap stuck to my penis.

 

[piranha45]

I like leviathan's stance.