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It's started already. Can almost hear Elton John's new rendition "candle in the poon"
Every time I checked my E-mail, yesterday already, Yeehaw had a different news article featured:
Why we loved Anna.
From trailer trash to pop icon.
Anna's mother blames drugs.
Anna's husband says "I'm as shocked as you."
Drugs may be involved with death of Anna: mother
Why we were drawn to Anna.
Reaction to Anna Nicole Smith's death.
Autopsy set for Friday.
Next, we'll be facking lowering our nation's flag to half-staff.
It's one thing if she won the nobel prize, perhaps did something for society like invented the staple, or even if she did something to support her community. It's another thing to be celebrating a wh0re with low-to-no values or morals. So the sadness is not in her death, but in the celebration of her death.
Who cares? I'm MUCH more interested in the two hugging skeltons. What's going on with those two crazy lovebirds these days, anyway? Has anyone heard from them lately?
Now THERE is something to discuss. Imagine how many greeting cards and stuff those pictures are going to be spattered across and ponder for just a second how morbid it is and how callous to violence we've become. "It's SOOO romantic!" Yeah, two people about to get buried under several tons of ash kissed each other goodbye - in terror. Then were fried alive(slash)crushed(slash)suffocated by hot volcanic ash. Romantic.
Talk about a "hot date".
Talk about "action date" and "excitement".
Talk about "emotion".
Boy, I bet that guy was the greatest DJ that ever walked the earth. I wonder if the arcaeologists can tell just how wet that chick's panties were when they were fossilized. Come on, you know one of those pervs is gonna take a little look-see.
Edit: In memoriam of a coked-up, AW, gold-digging, slut with fake t!ts. I would like to take a moment to hijack this thread. Join with me, won't you, in honor of the deceased?