an icebreaking tip from a friend of mine ;)

oOh Nasty

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a good friend of mine and i were having a conversation once about the approaches we've made to random girls the past few months.

one thing that he pointed out was the successes he's had just by keeping two pieces of nicely, well folded tissue papers in his back pocket.

especially during the winter, many girls will have colds and stuffy noses (and even if it isn't winter, girls who cry are also good targets :))

you guys probably know what to do from that point on...

if you see a girl who seems like she's always sniffing her nose, go up to her and give her a tissue :D. if you see a girl who just sneezed, take out a tissue and hand it to her, then say "bless you" at the same time :D. it would also be smart to start some sort of conversation from that point. what's even better is...if you see a girl crying (since alot of girls are emotional creatures), while you're taking the neatly-folded tissue out of your back pocket, say to her "is anything wrong?"

but your tissues have to be neat and can't be wrinkly and ugly, cause some girls might refuse to take it. and also don't take too many because some girls might notice that you have twenty tissues with you and will wonder why you have so many (unless you want to make a funny story out of it...which might actually work).

well anyways...YEAH GUYS!!

my two cents.

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Interesting, but why the hell do you wanna start a conversation with a chick that is crying?

And what if she has AIDS or Polio or something, you don't want to catch something.
 

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When I see a pretty girl sneeze, I don't hand her a tissue.

Instead, I say to her: "I would say 'God Bless You', but I see He already has"
 

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Girls are at their most vulnerable state when they're crying. In theory; this could work.
 

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LOL If i was gonna approach a girl that was crying i'd much rather give her my shoulder to cry on than a damn tissue!
 

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Originally posted by Derek Flint
When I see a pretty girl sneeze, I don't hand her a tissue.

Instead, I say to her: "I would say 'God Bless You', but I see He already has"
Don't compliment HB's . . .

NEG THEM!
 

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Originally posted by Derek Flint
When I see a pretty girl sneeze, I don't hand her a tissue.

Instead, I say to her: "I would say 'God Bless You', but I see He already has"
Unless your purposely trying to kiss her ass for some reason, don't say that.
 
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