HuangBei
Don Juan
The other night, I was reading a bit from the DJ Bible, and I decided that I had finally discovered what was so important about being a DJ, as said by all of our favorites: Fingers, Pook, etc (don't feel left out, those I didn't include): charisma!
Now then, how do I improve my charisma? I've always had pretty good charisma as it is, and always had what it took to get girls to like me, I just never had the balls to make the move and I just didn't bother dating girls. So with the knowledge of our master don juans, who helped me move on to women than me (for the guys who are in high school, you may want to use this exercize and my already powerful charisma, I developed an exercize.
First off, you sort of practice a conversation with yourself. Imagine you are with a lady, then you take things that are around you, or the first thing that pops up in your head and just say it. From there you continue. I tried this on one of my semi-ex-girlfriends, and had very positive results. It was in a phone conversation. I call her:
Me: Is X there?
Girl's mother: Sure, hold on.
Me: K.
Girl: Hello?
Me: (Girl's name)?
Girl: Yeah?
And from here it begins.
Me: Ice Cream.
Girl: What?
Now, one of two things happens. You either freeze up and say something random, like, "I don't know...I'm just random I guess."
Or, your art begins.
Me: What's your favorite ice cream?
Girl: Oh...vanilla.
Me: Really? Mine too!
Girl: Really?! Awesome!
And so it has begun. I can't even begin to remember all the things I said. It's about complete randomness, adaptability to your situation, ability to make fun of yourself-in a lighthearted and playing manner (vital), make fun of what you said, and make her laugh. Get her thinking you're fun, which is exactly what our sacred bible speaks of. Another example from that conversation.
Me: Okay, I was watching this "World Religions" DVD right?
Girl: Yeah?
At this point the conversation could have gotten REALLY boring. But keep reading.
Me: I was watching the Buddhist...
This girl knows I love to talk about religion, and is prepared to get quiet and bored hearing me talk about the Buddhists and their meditation, and lotus stance, and enlightenment/nirvana blah blah blah... But keep reading.
Girl: Yeah?
Me: And I noticed...their freakin' bald!!
Girl: (Laughs histerically for a looooong period of time, then asks me if I'm high, because I'm never this funny)
Me: So...what do you think about bald guys?
Girl: Well...Vin Deisel is hot.
Me: (Shrugs) Yeah, I guess so. I wouldn't really know (note, this girl being white however, dates mostly black guys. I myself am black, so it has some affect on the situation.)
Girl: (talks about Vin Deisel a while, with me agreeing, mostly) I don't know, guys that lose their hair naturally...real turnoff.
Me: But of course!
Girl: Yeah.
Me: (mumbles so she can't hear) Glad I'm black, the bald thing isn't a blah blah...
It goes on, but the conversation is mostly centered towards what she thinks, and is completely spontaneous, which leaves it to be funny. Note: This is a phone conversation, and she lives in another state, so I couldn't set up a time for us to meet until I got back to college. I just want her itching to have me, and it has ALREADY begun. I tried to end the conversation:
Me: Well, you probably need to get to bed, so I'll get off.
Girl: No, not at all, unless you're ready to get rid of me already.
Me: No, I never said that. Okay, we can continue.
And when I finally did end it.
Me: Well, we better both get going, we both have something to do.
Girl: Yeah, I'll get you tommorrow or sometime later this week. Dammit I miss talking to you!
Cha Ching! I've already got her enjoying my company. As far as phone conversations go, that was in the bag. However, she's only 16, so it was pretty easy. I suppose I will just treat women the same way, what can I say? A 16 year old and a 21 year old can't be THAT different, eh?
Anyway, that's the idea behind my exercize. Practice thinking spontaneously, amusingly, and about things that both of you can talk about. Make sure that they are simple enough that you can either expand on them or stop talking about them with ease. And also, the simpler they are, the more amusing they can be. The girl will get associate you with good memories and she'll just want to ride you like a fluckin' horse! ^_^
Peace out wolves, and remember to test it out on an ex girlfriend or friend either over the phone (highly suggested) or in person (this may be kinda odd because of the awkwardness).
Now then, how do I improve my charisma? I've always had pretty good charisma as it is, and always had what it took to get girls to like me, I just never had the balls to make the move and I just didn't bother dating girls. So with the knowledge of our master don juans, who helped me move on to women than me (for the guys who are in high school, you may want to use this exercize and my already powerful charisma, I developed an exercize.
First off, you sort of practice a conversation with yourself. Imagine you are with a lady, then you take things that are around you, or the first thing that pops up in your head and just say it. From there you continue. I tried this on one of my semi-ex-girlfriends, and had very positive results. It was in a phone conversation. I call her:
Me: Is X there?
Girl's mother: Sure, hold on.
Me: K.
Girl: Hello?
Me: (Girl's name)?
Girl: Yeah?
And from here it begins.
Me: Ice Cream.
Girl: What?
Now, one of two things happens. You either freeze up and say something random, like, "I don't know...I'm just random I guess."
Or, your art begins.
Me: What's your favorite ice cream?
Girl: Oh...vanilla.
Me: Really? Mine too!
Girl: Really?! Awesome!
And so it has begun. I can't even begin to remember all the things I said. It's about complete randomness, adaptability to your situation, ability to make fun of yourself-in a lighthearted and playing manner (vital), make fun of what you said, and make her laugh. Get her thinking you're fun, which is exactly what our sacred bible speaks of. Another example from that conversation.
Me: Okay, I was watching this "World Religions" DVD right?
Girl: Yeah?
At this point the conversation could have gotten REALLY boring. But keep reading.
Me: I was watching the Buddhist...
This girl knows I love to talk about religion, and is prepared to get quiet and bored hearing me talk about the Buddhists and their meditation, and lotus stance, and enlightenment/nirvana blah blah blah... But keep reading.
Girl: Yeah?
Me: And I noticed...their freakin' bald!!
Girl: (Laughs histerically for a looooong period of time, then asks me if I'm high, because I'm never this funny)
Me: So...what do you think about bald guys?
Girl: Well...Vin Deisel is hot.
Me: (Shrugs) Yeah, I guess so. I wouldn't really know (note, this girl being white however, dates mostly black guys. I myself am black, so it has some affect on the situation.)
Girl: (talks about Vin Deisel a while, with me agreeing, mostly) I don't know, guys that lose their hair naturally...real turnoff.
Me: But of course!
Girl: Yeah.
Me: (mumbles so she can't hear) Glad I'm black, the bald thing isn't a blah blah...
It goes on, but the conversation is mostly centered towards what she thinks, and is completely spontaneous, which leaves it to be funny. Note: This is a phone conversation, and she lives in another state, so I couldn't set up a time for us to meet until I got back to college. I just want her itching to have me, and it has ALREADY begun. I tried to end the conversation:
Me: Well, you probably need to get to bed, so I'll get off.
Girl: No, not at all, unless you're ready to get rid of me already.
Me: No, I never said that. Okay, we can continue.
And when I finally did end it.
Me: Well, we better both get going, we both have something to do.
Girl: Yeah, I'll get you tommorrow or sometime later this week. Dammit I miss talking to you!
Cha Ching! I've already got her enjoying my company. As far as phone conversations go, that was in the bag. However, she's only 16, so it was pretty easy. I suppose I will just treat women the same way, what can I say? A 16 year old and a 21 year old can't be THAT different, eh?
Anyway, that's the idea behind my exercize. Practice thinking spontaneously, amusingly, and about things that both of you can talk about. Make sure that they are simple enough that you can either expand on them or stop talking about them with ease. And also, the simpler they are, the more amusing they can be. The girl will get associate you with good memories and she'll just want to ride you like a fluckin' horse! ^_^
Peace out wolves, and remember to test it out on an ex girlfriend or friend either over the phone (highly suggested) or in person (this may be kinda odd because of the awkwardness).
