Rev
Banned
I hadn't been laid since spring. I was getting so fed up with girls that I decided to stop chasing tail for a while. The last HB I tried to DJ ended up phucking my roommate.
Friends, I was feeling like the biggest AFC loser to ever attempt to be a DJ. I started chain smoking and drinking like a fish. That's how depressed I was.
Thursday night. Sitting on my @ss in my apartment wearing a ratty t-shirt and shorts that clashed badly, about half drunk. Some friends came home from a bar and the party proceeded. 2 chicks came in that they had picked up. A 7 and a 9. I go up and introduce myself, saying I just had to know who was in my apartment.
I then chatted up my social proof, the HB who phucked my roommate and broke my spirit (She hangs out with us like a guy friend). I then started busting the 9's balls. We were out of alchohol except for the drinks we were drinking and at one point, 9's hands were on the counter next to my drink. I teased her about keeping her damn hands away from my drink. I can't remember the other ****y/funny things I said to her but she was EATING IT UP. I then WALK AWAY and go to the den and sit in the chair, about 10 feet from the kitchen area where they were hanging out. 9 soon comes over and says I was sitting in her seat but she had not been in that seat the whole night. I used the classic "Offering to share the seat" move. So now she's on my lap. I kept having to reach accross her to get my drink and smoke and she kept trying to tickle me on the stomach. At one point she got up for something and then came right back. I knew her interest was plenty high at this point. We were touching alot and smooched a little.
Thursday night. Sitting on my @ss in my apartment wearing a ratty t-shirt and shorts that clashed badly, about half drunk. Some friends came home from a bar and the party proceeded. 2 chicks came in that they had picked up. A 7 and a 9. I go up and introduce myself, saying I just had to know who was in my apartment.