CrazyAsianBiker
Don Juan
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Arlight... Well i've been visiting this forum for about 4-5 years now.
Those who know me know that i've ALWAYS wanted to bag a virgin.
Well just my luck.....
I met a VIRGIN CHEERLEADER, on Myspace.
yes you heard me right MYSPACE. OF ALL F&CKING THINGS.
Anyways.. I've been a little rusty due to the fact that i've been in a relationship for the past year and a half or so... So i'm going to need everyone to put in there help just to make sure i'm on the right track here.
We start a Myspace messaging duet, we go to AIM then she tells me she's interested in me and wants to get to know me better. I pretend like I don't know what that means and I lag for 5 minutes before asking for her number.
Got the number, Cha Ching...
Ok... I actually really was too busy to call her for almost a week, but I finally called her and here is how the conversation went.
*ring* Hi, you've reached my cell blah blah blah*
Me : ***** she gave me her phone that got disconnected.... that f***CD*((S*F(SD*F(*SDF(SD* *ring ring*
Me : Hello?
Female Voice : Hello?
Me: Who is this?
Female Voice : This is Dreamgirl.
Me : Oh.. Hey dream Girl it's Me, Asian. Do you remember me?
Dream Girl : No....
Me : Hm... oh... ok.. well.. *Basically act like i'm going to end the conversation*
Dream Girl : WAIT!!!
Me: what..
Dream Girl : Where would I have met you?
Me : Remember? You were the one randomly on my buddy list.
Dream Girl : OH!!! *TOTAL atitude change* Hey!!
Me : Hi... How are you?
Dream girL : good, you?
Me : I'm doing pretty good actually how was your memorial day weekend.
Dream girL : blah blah blah
Me : hm.. well hey I gotta go soon but I have some free time later on this week, So we can get a cup of coffee and get to know each other a little better.
Dream Girl : *LAUGHTER*
Me: *wtf? I've never had laughter befor... is she f*cking laughing at me?????!!!!"
Me : ALLRIIGHHT?
Dream girL : Alright..
Me : Alright then bye...
Dream girl : bye.
Ok... Here is where I need help, I ****ED UP on NOT MAKING A GOD DAMN PLAN.
#2 SHE ****ING LAUGHED.
So Please give your opinios on laughter, and HOW TO MAKE A PLAN 2 days from now... Thank you...
Those who know me know that i've ALWAYS wanted to bag a virgin.
Well just my luck.....
I met a VIRGIN CHEERLEADER, on Myspace.
yes you heard me right MYSPACE. OF ALL F&CKING THINGS.
Anyways.. I've been a little rusty due to the fact that i've been in a relationship for the past year and a half or so... So i'm going to need everyone to put in there help just to make sure i'm on the right track here.
We start a Myspace messaging duet, we go to AIM then she tells me she's interested in me and wants to get to know me better. I pretend like I don't know what that means and I lag for 5 minutes before asking for her number.
Got the number, Cha Ching...
Ok... I actually really was too busy to call her for almost a week, but I finally called her and here is how the conversation went.
*ring* Hi, you've reached my cell blah blah blah*
Me : ***** she gave me her phone that got disconnected.... that f***CD*((S*F(SD*F(*SDF(SD* *ring ring*
Me : Hello?
Female Voice : Hello?
Me: Who is this?
Female Voice : This is Dreamgirl.
Me : Oh.. Hey dream Girl it's Me, Asian. Do you remember me?
Dream Girl : No....
Me : Hm... oh... ok.. well.. *Basically act like i'm going to end the conversation*
Dream Girl : WAIT!!!
Me: what..
Dream Girl : Where would I have met you?
Me : Remember? You were the one randomly on my buddy list.
Dream Girl : OH!!! *TOTAL atitude change* Hey!!
Me : Hi... How are you?
Dream girL : good, you?
Me : I'm doing pretty good actually how was your memorial day weekend.
Dream girL : blah blah blah
Me : hm.. well hey I gotta go soon but I have some free time later on this week, So we can get a cup of coffee and get to know each other a little better.
Dream Girl : *LAUGHTER*
Me: *wtf? I've never had laughter befor... is she f*cking laughing at me?????!!!!"
Me : ALLRIIGHHT?
Dream girL : Alright..
Me : Alright then bye...
Dream girl : bye.
Ok... Here is where I need help, I ****ED UP on NOT MAKING A GOD DAMN PLAN.
#2 SHE ****ING LAUGHED.
So Please give your opinios on laughter, and HOW TO MAKE A PLAN 2 days from now... Thank you...