alright facebook. you've gone too far.

(JJ)

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you have to login to facebook to view this link, but if you dont have one or whatever, i'll put the basics of what's going on here.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/group.php?gid=191904666638&ref=search&sid=681703869.3730064975..1

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I have been with my girlfriend (Caroline) for over five years now. Six months ago, I made a proposal to her, but she rejected me. It was not about the amount of money that I have in bank or my ordinary look. I asked her why but she refused to tell me. I suspected that there was a third person in our relationship but I realized that it wasn't.

Two weeks ago, I proposed to her again. This time I brought her back to the place where we first met and I thought that I would succeed this time, but.... yet again I failed. She rejected me and this REALLY drove me mad. I love her very much, I can even give up my soul for her but why??

Then she told me that if I can get 1,170,000 people to back me up with my proposal, she will put on the ring.

This is ridiculous as where could I get such number of people but soon I realized that Facebook is the hope. I was reluctant at first because the whole world might laugh at me.

You can call me a fool or anything but I don't care anymore because for her I'll do anything. This group was born out of my LOVE to her.

You might be wondering why 1,170,000?

Well, We met on January, 17th, it was simply our anniversary date and to her (and me) this is a BIG Day!

I hope that you could help me to achieve the DREAM of my life.

It would be really helpful if you can leave some messages on the wall. So that I could prove to her that my LOVE is real.

Note: Would you please ask your friends to help me on this, I want to speed up this process so that I would at least get married on Jan 17th, 2010. Just click on the 'Invite People to Join' and select All your friends and I really thanks you for that.

"Caroline, I love you!"
alright. essentially, the poor guy has taken it upon himself to prove his love for this chick by getting 1.17 MILLION people to join his group on facebook.

I can't believe that we have actually gotten this bad as a society. Perhaps even crazier than the group itself is the fact that at the time of me posting this he's got 1,077,500 members. ha. wow.
 

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This truly is the death of romance. I want to punch the guy who wrote this.
 

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In the middle east, they blow themselves and others up to get laid.

In the west, they grovel at womens feet and obey their every command in the quest for *****.

AFCs are everywhere.
 

katatonia

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Getting 1.17 million people to join some crappy group so he can get married just shows how AFC he is. I wonder if she'll reject him again because of that, LOL.
 

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Nothing to do with love, folks. Just some good old-fashioned internet marketing. If you joined the group don't be surprised if your facebook inbox suddenly and inexplicably fills with viagra ads.
 

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Yeah, total BS. It's just an advertising tool.

Which, by the way, has become disgusting. I cant even check my facebook or look at my bank account balance without being bombarded by advertisers.
 

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That sounds ridiculous to me. If that was me and she rejected me twice i would be thinking about ending it. :p
 

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oh no. this will not stand.
let's get all active members to send him a link to here and tell him caroline is a witch.
 

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poor guy, im gona join, im rooting for him!
 

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too late. when the chick kept getting fb hate-mail, she made him close that crap down and now he is begging for everyone to stop sending her hate mail because it just gives her another reason NOT to want him.
 

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This is old news, someone posted about this deal months ago.

Unless some other poor soul took a page from the original losers' book and did it again.
 

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Quiksilver said:
In the middle east, they blow themselves and others up to get laid.

In the west, they grovel at womens feet and obey their every command in the quest for *****.

AFCs are everywhere.
Another lower to medium middle class genius in America. Scariest people on the planet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILwveCiA20c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejpPRGvedtg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxBu44n9iDE&feature=related
Doesn't get anymore Middle East than this? All I see are bars (hey, you can drink before you are even 18...they also let you smoke), scantly clad females, and places to gamble and partake in every vice that they DON'T let you do in places like NYC!! How about that New York City? You can't even buy a bottle of wine at a Whole Foods!! That is insane. Liquor license are impossible to get for bars in NYC! It is the most UNFUN city on the map. Plus all the females are short and look like they crawled out of a cave. And lets not forget the horny guys who stare at some 30 year old looking broad wondering if she is 18 yet! What a crazy f---- place. I will take the REAL Middle East over what your reality is in NYC.
 

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This was done before on facebook and myspace. Is a social media ploy for upstart and major media. It has zero bearing on reality and preys on the weak minds who don't evolve with the times. I hope the op isn't trying to spread this crap to the rest of my SS friends intentionally but over the internet one will never know.
 
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