Almost lost my v-card

Konada

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Good day. Made her c*m in the park, gave me an amazing bl0wjob. I could've fvcked her but I brought only 1 condom and fvcking put it the wrong way. Wasn't gonna become a baby daddy just to get my d!ck wet, she gave me and bj and I came in her mouth.

Sometimes you just fvck it up for yourself, but life's good.
 

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You'll get there. Organize a date to meet up with her again very soon. Back to your place and bang.
 

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"If you ****ed her once, then you could **** her twice". In your case you didn't **** her but is more than evident that you are going to do it soon, set a date in your home.
 

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Once you learn to control your bodily functions you won't have to worry about getting them pregnant
 

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That's not risk free. There's a possibility for a little pre-cvm leaking out, which you will not notice.
I've never had an issue, maybe I was just lucky...
 

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I screwed up so many times before I lost my virginity. You might have to just suck it up and screw a prostitute.
 

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Retorical question:
how come that a member of this forum is a 'master don juan' when he hasn't even fvcked a girl yet?
 

Well I'm here to tell you there is such a magic wand. Something that will make you almost completely irresistible to any woman you "point it" at. Something guaranteed to fill your life with love, romance, and excitement.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Good day. Made her c*m in the park, gave me an amazing bl0wjob. I could've fvcked her but I brought only 1 condom and fvcking put it the wrong way. Wasn't gonna become a baby daddy just to get my d!ck wet, she gave me and bj and I came in her mouth.

Sometimes you just fvck it up for yourself, but life's good.
Well, it seems as though she is willing to have sex with you. Sounds like you will have that card revoked soon enough. And yes, I will agree with your responsible decision so I do not think you fvcked it up. You would have fvcked it up if you got her pregnant.
 

Asmodeus

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Retorical question:
how come that a member of this forum is a 'master don juan' when he hasn't even fvcked a girl yet?
Because not every guy on this site is a man wh0re like I am...

Perhaps he has high standards, perhaps he was focused on other more important things (sex is not that essential), or even better perhaps he is just growing and learning.
 

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Retorical question:
how come that a member of this forum is a 'master don juan' when he hasn't even fvcked a girl yet?
He hasn't applied the knowledge.

This site is to transform the individual into a man's dream and a woman's wanting nightmare.
 

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I think the "Don Juan" is more of an ideal... Something for us to aspire to reach toward. The "Don Juan" is not about sex, those who measure their self worth simply by sex have very little in the way of true self worth. The "Don Juan" like the mythical character of the same name is a man who is free, confident, and who is guided by his on convictions and virtues. There are many men who have lots of sex but who will not qualify as being "Don Juans" because they are weak willed or weak of character. Too often (even on this forum) we obsess about the women. Too often we make it about the pvssy and have that be a determination of our masculinity and of being a Don Juan. Too often we are focused on other trivial things and not on what is most important, ourselves. The concept of a "Don Juan" is the idea of a complete man. We all simply strive to become this concept, a masculine concept of self-actualization. This "Don Juan" is successful with women, but that is just a byproduct of being a complete, secure, and successful man.
 

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I think the "Don Juan" is more of an ideal... Something for us to aspire to reach toward. The "Don Juan" is not about sex, those who measure their self worth simply by sex have very little in the way of true self worth. The "Don Juan" like the mythical character of the same name is a man who is free, confident, and who is guided by his on convictions and virtues. There are many men who have lots of sex but who will not qualify as being "Don Juans" because they are weak willed or weak of character. Too often (even on this forum) we obsess about the women. Too often we make it about the pvssy and have that be a determination of our masculinity and of being a Don Juan. Too often we are focused on other trivial things and not on what is most important, ourselves. The concept of a "Don Juan" is the idea of a complete man. We all simply strive to become this concept, a masculine concept of self-actualization. This "Don Juan" is successful with women, but that is just a byproduct of being a complete, secure, and successful man.
Yes....

A man's dream and a woman's wanting nightmare.

The ideal man = a woman's wanting nightmare. She can't manipulate him & won't have her way. However, she will long for a man of those characteristics to turn her world upside down.
 

Konada

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Update: Lost my v-card, albeit in a very funny/chumpish way but who the fvck cares.

Highlights:
Set up a date in the park today
Busted through what I thought was LMR multiple times (must've been at least 7 times) (with the "I'm on my period" line)
Lost my v-card
Played off my 1pumpchump like a man

Cons:
Lasted 1 pump (LOL)
Period was real

That's it guys. V-card lost.
 

oOh Nasty

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Update: Lost my v-card, albeit in a very funny/chumpish way but who the fvck cares.

Highlights:
Set up a date in the park today
Busted through what I thought was LMR multiple times (must've been at least 7 times) (with the "I'm on my period" line)
Lost my v-card
Played off my 1pumpchump like a man

Cons:
Lasted 1 pump (LOL)
Period was real

That's it guys. V-card lost.
Congratuf*ckinglations man. This is the sh*t I like to read. Albeit giving up your v-card on a red-light :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 

Mr Wright

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Update: Lost my v-card, albeit in a very funny/chumpish way but who the fvck cares.

Highlights:
Set up a date in the park today
Busted through what I thought was LMR multiple times (must've been at least 7 times) (with the "I'm on my period" line)
Lost my v-card
Played off my 1pumpchump like a man

Cons:
Lasted 1 pump (LOL)
Period was real

That's it guys. V-card lost.
Awesome. No need for hookers.

Great stuff, the monkey is off your back. I recommend plating this girl up and get used to fücking whilst also chasing other women, if you play this right you can have your cake and eat it too.
 
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