All women look the same with the lights off

S.U.R.F.

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All women look the same with the lights off.

All women sound the same with a **** in their mouth

Hello, I recently been friendzoned by a girl i thought was amazing. She was tall. She was pretty cute. She was very smart. She was cultured.

Big fkn deal. The only reason I didnt get her was because I thought she was better than me.

This is my realization

All women look the same with the lights off.

1) Seriously...they ALL look the same when you cannot see them. Their vaginas probably feel the same. Even if they are different, hmm... it has no correlation with how good their face is. How their boobs are, how long their legs are.

2) Women get old with age, how many hot chicks are there that are 35? Not as much. Guys still fkn sexy forever man. As long as we work. That being said, Don't worry about it.

3) I think most guys want hot girls because they want to impress their friends. I mean, who secretly hasnt fantasized about doing some not that hot chick that their friends will make fun of them for. Fk that ****. Guys, look, be honest with yourself. Honestly, I would fk anything that movies. Fk, I'd fk things that aren't even moving.(Jokes). Why do we want hot girls anyways... does their good looks make us feel better then how we look? Do we want them for social status? etc.

All women sound the same with a **** in their mouth.

1) Ahh yeah sure, your girl (or my girl) is very intelligent. That makes her awesome. Noo, why don't you just make some guy friends who are that smart. So you can have intellilectual conversations with him? Isnt that easier?

2) Shes very cultured. Same thing as one. Make some guy friends who like art. Fk...

I had a talk with my dad about med school. We talked about there are ALOT of smart people in the world (like hot girls). But when they( the admission) ask you, "what makes you special from all the other mother****ers that have a Z score of 32, a GPA of 39 or whatever)

What makes you special from everyone else who is as good as you are. In every physically or intellectual level?

What makes that girl u fkn care about so much. In every physical or intellectual level?

God damn it, everyone is replaceable. Even your parents, even your spouse. Fk I can replace an organ. Every girl is replaceable. Your spirit...hell you only have one of those.
 

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I dont care how dark it is, I can tell the difference between a nice body and not. You cant drink away or hide from fat.
 

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horaholic said:
I dont care how dark it is, I can tell the difference between a nice body and not. You cant drink away or hide from fat.
This.

Although I think the message he is trying to convey is "don't pine over a single woman, she is replaceable and there are plenty more out there", although it may be coming across as "fvck fat chicks because you can't tell the difference with the lights out."
 

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Sex is more about the psychology than it is about physicality. Even if pvssy is pvssy, banging a super hot chick is 10x better than banging an ugly one, even if in theory it should be equally satisfying.
 

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Obviously guys, we have standards man wtf. Of course. I don't mean fk every whale you see. A 7 is pretty much as good as a 9. Hot body, even if the face isnt AMAZING. I mean guys, how many times have you thought about fking a girl who isn't as attractive as you(or your friends) would have like. But you would do it anyways as long as no one finds out? I have...alot... Then again, I'd fk most things that move (7 and up)

Yeah my point is, no woman is that special. I mean, ****, the muscles are your face are well arranged...then again, theres probably a billion women on this planet who looks better then you. Gosh, i hope you guys get what I'm saying. I by no means wrote this so you guys can lower your standards.

@Captain, your right lol. Some people are quite literal.

@WAB, of course ugly chicks aren't amazing. Come on man, I would fk an ugly chick as my last resource, as long as my friends don't find out. See... ****, why do we have to do things so other people can judge us for them. But hey, from cute to super hot, ***** is *****. I'd rather have a cute girl thats loyal then a hot chick that is a *****.

Satisfy them biological urges, and go do something with my life is the plan.
 

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S.U.R.F. said:
@WAB, of course ugly chicks aren't amazing. Come on man, I would fk an ugly chick as my last resource, as long as my friends don't find out. See... ****, why do we have to do things so other people can judge us for them. But hey, from cute to super hot, ***** is *****. I'd rather have a cute girl thats loyal then a hot chick that is a *****.
You know fvcking hot chicks might not only be for impressing your friends. It could also be for the game; she was a hard catch and it makes the fvck that much more rewarding.
 
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