Ahhh, how cute, your first porn....

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The scene in the locker room in Porky's where Kim Cattrall gets banged and starts howling. I felt so horny when I saw that I thought my nuts were going to spontaneously explode!
 

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The female Gelfling from the movie, 'The Dark Crystal'.:cheer:
 

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Geez, from the way the thread title looked on the forum I was thinking you were really one Bad Lil' Pixie ...

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Yowzah! You guys are really a bunch of sick fvcks. For me it was the Virgin Mary...

(jk)

Actually, mine was pretty mundane. A gal in school.
 

At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Catwoman, The Invisible Woman (though that ones a bit too oedipal, She-Hulk, Tigra, Storm, Megan out of Esxcalibur, Black Widow, Phoenix, Valkyrie, Thundra, Black Cat, etc.
 

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The Truth said:
The scene in the locker room in Porky's where Kim Cattrall gets banged and starts howling. I felt so horny when I saw that I thought my nuts were going to spontaneously explode!
Jesus, that was Kim Cattrall?

Best.

Coming-Of-Age Movie.

Ever.
 

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PAMELA ANDERSON!!!! :rockon:

I was sitting in the theatre watching Borat on his quest for Pamela and as everybody was laughing, I was bleeding on the inside. lol!
 

Peace and Quiet

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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Kelly Kapowski (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) from Saved By The Bell. She was a teen dream for me. Not as hot now days as she was a teenager.
 

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Victoria's Secret models were the grease in my gears. I'd steal my mom's catalogs and they would be my <ahem bathroom reading material :D. Then I spent an hour in the bathroom almost everyday fantisizing about running away with Laetitia Casta and rolling in the sand and sexing her on the beach where she was modeling that nice little bikini that her tits were spilling out of.
 

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ConantheLibertarian said:
running away with Laetitia Casta and rolling in the sand and sexing her on the beach where she was modeling that nice little bikini that her tits were spilling out of.

But...but...she told me I was her one and only. :cry:


Great taste btw - what a woman!!! Those Victoria Secret models have class and do more for me than any porn ever could!
 

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Linda Evans in the Big Valley.

Have to think her husband, John Derek, had to be a pretty suave dude considering his last three wives were Ursula Andress, Linda Evans, and Bo Derek.
 

Peace and Quiet

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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