bigjohnson
Master Don Juan
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He's sort of like a doctor except his handbag is full of Metamucil, condoms and Viagra. He does make frequent housecalls.
Age Differences In Dating
- Thread starter LoneSilver
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Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Which reminds me that Bob Dole is my hero. Remember when that old fart was hawking Viagra on TV and holding a ballpoint pen as a subliminal phallic symbol and then turned around and had the hots for Britney BBBB (Britney Before Becoming Bald) on a Coke commercial. My goal is to be just like Bob Dole, a horny dirty old man! :yes:bigjohnson said:
white sox bill
Senior Don Juan
Francisco d'Anconia said:
Francisco when is the day you are officially OTH? I assume its a national holiday right? Banks, schools, post offices closed etc
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
I don't know if day will ever come WSB, I go out of my way to avoid all things "official."white sox bill said:Francisco when is the day you are officially OTH? I assume its a national holiday right? Banks, schools, post offices closed etc
white sox bill
Senior Don Juan
I will send you your AARP card ASAP!Francisco d'Anconia said:I don't know if day will ever come WSB, I go out of my way to avoid all things "official."
If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.
Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.
This will quickly drive all women away from you.
And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!white sox bill said:
Victory Unlimited
Master Don Juan
Yo Troops!
I've come to realize that a man is only as old as the women he dates...
...so far I've managed to turn MY clock all the way back to the age of 24. But don't tell anybody around here, though.
Because they may consider my newfound ability to "ERECT" my massive time machine AT WILL is enough to now DISQUALIFY me from posting in the Mature Man Section. lol
I've come to realize that a man is only as old as the women he dates...
...so far I've managed to turn MY clock all the way back to the age of 24. But don't tell anybody around here, though.
Because they may consider my newfound ability to "ERECT" my massive time machine AT WILL is enough to now DISQUALIFY me from posting in the Mature Man Section. lol
white sox bill
Senior Don Juan
Francisco d'Anconia said:
Francisco sounds like your in denial! Hey they have shuffleboard tournaments up by the Cities don't they? I think they start in the morning, break for a nap around noon then resume at 2. Your done in time to make your 8PM beddy bye time!
Sure wish I’d paid attention to that quote.drmeathead said:
Just because they are young and it’s very flattering to have them attracted to you does not mean they should get a “free pass” in your screening system to screen out crazy-flakes.
It’s easy to let your ego get the better part of your good judgment. I’m learning that lesson right now.