Age Difference Comeback

[Crissco]

If a women usually says shes too old for me or anything along those lines I usually respond with........"Thats what I thought, you wouldn't be able to keep up with me being athletic and all, let me call my grandma shes more ur speed!!"


Got me 2 dates, and a lay from a 47 year old, but when I think about it, its a fu*king **** thing to say. Can anyone think of anything better I can come back with?

 

[Crissco]

bump

 

[BettorOffSingle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJhCjMfRndk

 

[PrettyBoyAJ]

I'm currently dating a 30 year old. When she says anything about my age I have three lines.

I'm young but I'm experienced.
I'm young but my d*ck grown up.
I'm young and I'm fun.

 

[Blackmm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJhCjMfRndk

Epic win:crackup:

 

[TempestNight]

It's really simple.

Don't make it sound like it's your fault for being young. Make it sound like it's her fault for being old, but do it in a teasing way with a big grin on your face of course.