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Does anyone in here have daughters? I think when my daughter is in her late teens, I’ll want to destroy a 60-plus-year old man seeking her.
I have a fourteen-year old daughter who regularly gets approached by creepy dudes way younger than 60+. She's armed and dangerous though, so I don't need to destroy anyone foolish enough to approach her with their mentally ill intentions.
 

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Does anyone in here have daughters? I think when my daughter is in her late teens, I’ll want to destroy a 60-plus-year old man seeking her.
Older guys horning in on 14 year olds/chicks in that range, ala. Chris D'Elia is an indisputably murderable offense. Once they're 19 or so they're on their own, as far as I'm concerned
 

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I have a fourteen-year old daughter who regularly gets approached by creepy dudes way younger than 60+. She's armed and dangerous though, so I don't need to destroy anyone foolish enough to approach her with their mentally ill intentions.
I don't go for anyone under 18. People can carry guns in the Netherlands at 14?
 
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Older guys horning in on 14 year olds/chicks in that range, ala. Chris D'Elia is an indisputably murderable offense. Once they're 19 or so they're on their own, as far as I'm concerned
Iraq has entered the chat.

 
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And exactly how do you tell that someone is or isn't over 18? There are 15 and 16 year olds that look like they are 21 these days.
Where I live. Getting it wrong means you go to jail.
Where I live everyone over the age of 12 has to carry ID: either passport, European ID Card, or driver's license. Claiming, "but she looks at least twenty-three" won't work over here. Jailbait -> jail.

Best way to deal with it is to straight out ask, "You don't look old enough to penetrate yet. Let me see your ID."

And make sure the ID doesn't look like this one:
Shamma George J. Driver's License..jpg
 

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Where I live everyone over the age of 12 has to carry ID: either passport, European ID Card, or driver's license. Claiming, "but she looks at least twenty-three" won't work over here. Jailbait -> jail.

Best way to deal with it is to straight out ask, "You don't look old enough to penetrate yet. Let me see your ID."

And make sure the ID doesn't look like this one:
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Most people don't have IDs under 18 in the US unless they have a driver's permit or license.
 
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Most people don't have IDs under 18 in the US unless they have a driver's permit or license.
Well, you're in fvcking Europe now, not in the fvcking US. If you have the slightest doubt if she's under 21, better make sure she's not under 18. Being American is no excuse for ignorance over here.
 

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