Advice: Don't LAUGH in her face.

[rakishness]

I don't know if this has happened to any of you guys. But anytime a women tells me she wants a nice guy, or she doesn't care about looks or money.....I tend to LAUGH right in their faces. And from experience this gets many of them upset.

So my advice to you guys...is to LAUGH inwardly. Or if you can't help yourself...tell her you have to use the restroom real quick....then BUST out LAUGHING. If you tear uncontrollably when you LAUGH(as I do)....dry your tears.....come out the restroom.....and with a STRAIGHT face listen to her. Women don't have as thick skin as we do.

 

[Docs]

Remember to spit out food too, it adds to that whole dramatic slash funny motive.

 

[LionOne]

Also if u happen to have a glass of beer in ur hand and u are tasting all the great aromas and then bust into laughter.. Remember to put ur hand on ur mouth, girls usually don't like beer so they will respect that u won't make them taste it too!!! (Happened few times.)

 

[azanon]

Do we really need to be advised to not act obnoxious? This thread is sad.

 

[Incog]

Remember to spit out food too, it adds to that whole dramatic slash funny motive.

After spitting food out while laughing hysterically, get all up in her face (1 inch) and yell "GOOD ONE!"

 

[Ripper]

So my advice to you guys...is to LAUGH inwardly. Or if you can't help yourself...tell her you have to use the restroom real quick....then BUST out LAUGHING. If you tear uncontrollably when you LAUGH(as I do)....dry your tears.....come out the restroom.....and with a STRAIGHT face listen to her. Women don't have as thick skin as we do.

What's the point in doing this? I mean when I hear a girl say this I laugh a little to let her know I think it's crap but come on this is hardly def comedy jam stuff is it?

 

[rakishness]

Do we really need to be advised to not act obnoxious? This thread is sad.

This is just for the inexperienced guys. When you first start dating you might hear these things...thats all. I hope this helps any of the new guys....who have never come across a women who says this.

 

[rakishness]

What's the point in doing this? I mean when I hear a girl say this I laugh a little to let her know I think it's crap but come on this is hardly def comedy jam stuff is it?

Well...sometimes I can't control myself...when I hear something so ridiculous.

 

[TheWorldIsNotEnough]

HAHA

Self control is a biatch sometimes.

In essence, I think the lesson learned here is to not wear ones heart on ones sleeve unless prepared(or planned) for the consequences.

 

[Jay Jay]

This is just for the inexperienced guys. When you first start dating you might hear these things...thats all. I hope this helps any of the new guys....who have never come across a women who says this.

I think is good advice. I certianly fell into a similar trap when I first realised that all that feminsit programming ****ing my masculinity was bs.

I made an even worse mistake.

I would argue.

Girls: we want nice guy.

Me: That is SUCH BS!!!

Girls: No its not.

Me: Yeah, well how come every girl I did anything for dumped me and every chick I treated like **** worshipped me. Feminism is bull****. You all want to be dominated. I can't believe I spent so many years of my life believing you chick BS!!!

...obviuosly I didn't get much action using this method.

JJ

 

[rakishness]

I'm glad you guys appreciate the advice. From now on my posts are going to be more positive. I'll share some of my experiences...that hopefully will help people. I have recieved some great advice from people in this forum....so I hope I can do the same. I really do hope this helps some of the guys who are new to all this.

 

[md3sign]

lol Jay I think we've all been there. It all comes down to mastering insinuation, covert communication, and never taking ANYTHING a girl says at face value. Most of the stuff I disagree with (or a question I don't want to answer) that comes my way I just ignore and ask her some question or bridge the conversation elsewhere.

 

[Kev07]

i think i could control myself from laughing, but i don't think i would want to in a situation like this.

 

[DJDamage]

I don't know if this has happened to any of you guys. But anytime a women tells me she wants a nice guy, or she doesn't care about looks or money.

This is a perfect moment to drop some C&F lines just to break her bvllsh1t and possibly to break some tension between the two of you.

Girl: Yeah so like I want a nice guy and I like don't care about looks or money.

Guy: Really? well my cousin elmo is single and he is the nicest guy around, why don't I introduce you to him??!

Girl: Really?? well what does he look like? what does he do?

Guy: What you said it doesn't mattter does it?? Elmo is the nicest guy he would do anything for anybody! he is feeling quite bad recently since the growth of his hump and the fact that he doesn't have a job and not making any money. But its so nice to find someone that so compatible that doesn't care about those superficial things. do you want his number??!!

Girl finally gets the joke and starts to laugh.

 

[faisal]

I usually just say "umm, what the fux are you talking about?" and she gets all embarrassed then I put it in her butt later that night and I don't call back.

 

[rakishness]

Almost everyone can relate to this......you know.....women can lay it on real thick....hahahahahah.....in fact......I am currently LAUGHING as this message is being typed. LOL!!!!!!!