Add a punchline to this joke: A feminist, WK, and a MGTOW sign up for So Suave

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Just like the title says. Add a punchline to this joke.

"A Feminist, WK, and MGTOW sign up for So Suave.."


***Third best response gets a one way ticket to the Manosphere courtesy Rollo Tomassi.
 

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And Naughty Ninja said "Hey there's a feminist, a WK and a MGTOW"

to which everyone else responded, "What in the name of Jesus Swordfighting Christ is a WK and a MGTOW. Why does everything need a goddamn acronym on this site"
 

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To save everyone urbandictionarying those phrases

WK = White Knight
MGTOW = Men (although singular in this instance) Going Their Own Way.
 

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Burroughs quickly jumps at the chance to slander them. xD
 

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The white knight posts a question asking the feminist why the MGTOW is avoiding women.

The feminist says the MGTOW is continuing men's evil legacy of disrespecting women by not marrying one and becoming her indentured servant.

The white knight agrees with the feminist, yet they both continue posting to the thread and complaining back and forth. Soon, this grows to a 10 page thread of b$tching like two gossipy women.

The MGTOW is too busy playing video games to respond to the posts.
 

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Mike32ct said:
The white knight posts a question asking the feminist why the MGTOW is avoiding women.

The feminist says the MGTOW is continuing men's evil legacy of disrespecting women by not marrying one and becoming her indentured servant.

The white knight agrees with the feminist, yet they both continue posting to the thread and complaining back and forth. Soon, this grows to a 10 page thread of b$tching like two gossipy women.

The MGTOW is too busy playing video games to respond to the posts.
the feminist would start flaming the other members of the site , and then she would get banned.
the white knight would stay on the site for years before he would realize how he needed to change himself.
and the man going his own way would eventually stop logging in.
 

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A Feminist, WK, and MGTOW sign up for So Suave.

The feminist says "OMG!"
The WK says "WTF?"
The MGTOW says "BBQ"

Yeah I don't know what those fvcking acronyms are either.

edit: ...until I read the other responses. Now my joke makes perfect sense! :D
 

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A Feminist, WK, and MGTOW sign up for Sosuave.....

The WK says "Womens rights! They deserve it all!"
The Feminist says "Womens rights! I want it all!"
The MGTOW says "f this my swagger is to phresh for a site named sosuve..."
 

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the feminist reads 5 posts and falls over dead of a heart attack.
the WK shouts "this looks like a job for WOMAN MAN!!!" rips off his shirt to reveal a large W on his chest, as he takes off into the air.
the MGTOW creates a thread titled "hi guys im a 45 year old virgin....".
 

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A Feminist, WK, and MGTOW sign up for Sosuave.....

and their user names are

feminist gpssheilds
WK gpssheilds2
and MGTOW gpssheilds3
 

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A Feminist, WK, and MGTOW sign up for So Suave...


The WK says
"When.... will I get laid?"
The Feminist says
"Where.... have all the men gone?"
The MGTOW says
"How hard.... does it have to be to come up with a good punchline?"
 

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LMAO Theres some pretty funny replies in this thread.

How about a punchline for the below..


So Suave, PUA Hate, and Roosh V forums walk into an American nightclub...
 

Peace and Quiet

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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sosuave enter and this ensues

roosh peacock and neg trying to amog the pureDJ Purefilth, who squashes the group with one swing of his left nut

puahate sit in the corner hugging their keyboards and hope the girls see how nice they are while hoping nobody else realises who they really are #cowardlywhiteknightflamers
 

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Purefilth said:
sosuave enter and this ensues

roosh peacock and neg trying to amog the pureDJ Purefilth, who squashes the group with one swing of his left nut

puahate sit in the corner hugging their keyboards and hope the girls see how nice they are while hoping nobody else realises who they really are #cowardlywhiteknightflamers

I'd say So Suave would be too busy posting on SS asking each other what to do first rather than actually approaching then writing field reports about it.

PUA Hate aspie incel virgins would be too busy hiding in a dark corner posting that they think they spotted Mystery and Neil Strauss while thinking every interaction with a chick was "PUA" even if it was the bartender asking chicks their order.

RooshV and crew would walk in and out as they'd be more interested in booking their overseas flights to get all the "real" hot non western chicks.
 

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The feminist would try to have this site removed through the courts as the mens thought process on this site is demeaning to women.

The white knight would argue constantly through threads as the mens thought process on this site is demeaning to women.

The MGTOW reads threads, learns a bit, gives some good advice on occasion, but then realizes all his friends are married or have a girlfriend and he doesn't so he starts to be demeaning to women on purpose.
 

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cablecow15 said:
A Feminist, WK, and MGTOW sign up for Sosuave.....

and their user names are

feminist gpssheilds
WK gpssheilds2
and MGTOW gpssheilds3
Genius. You definitely have my vote. Ha Ha. :rockon:
 

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Naughty Ninja said:
Just like the title says. Add a punchline to this joke.

"A Feminist, WK, and MGTOW sign up for So Suave.."


***Third best response gets a one way ticket to the Manosphere courtesy Rollo Tomassi.

is not that the reason we have the 10 posts limits a day?

to prevent the blame war just the 2 of then would do?
 
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