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Don Juan
Are you ready? This story starts at dark comedy club and ends up with pure gold. If you are lazy to read the most interesting and exciting things, you don’t see everyday, scroll down to end of post and pick up that nugget of gold...
Just the other night me and my little band „ the Treasures of Lust“ visited one of my favorite places in town , stand up comedy show, entrance free. (All best things in life are free, yea baby) One of best places for taking girl on date, they worm her up for you and your bombastic night...(if you give comedian little money he will bust on her if she is acting stuck up so you don’t need to, that’s best 3.98 $ i ever spend)
Lights tuned down, and main reflectors were targeting the stage but on its way were clouds of smoke and you begin to wonder is there any oxygen left in this place? It has begun the uncontrolled laughter with few tears in eyes of the crowd. Suddenly one comedian was doing his set (and guess who else has sets similar to comedians? Yea Po-ahh !), and from audience one girl said something to him quietly, and comedian in just one second lost his character. (And if you know, anything about stand up, that is bad like when you forget what to say while talking to cute baby) Emotional states that i seen on stage were, confusion, insecurity, then he looked lost (like when you lose your mobile phone witch happened to me at least 5 times this year and it isn’t so fun time, so many precious contacts oh baby, one time i was making out wit cute lady on bench in park and we went back to her car, when we came there i remembered i left mobile on bench witch is only 20 mins away from car....yea exactly i said just that what you thought about: ****!!!!) at the end he got embarrass, and left the stage crying for his mommy, yelling he will quit this job because people are mean to him. (This last two didn’t happen but i needed to boost up the emotion and i don’t know any other way, guys did you experienced this?)
That one second turned funny and interesting man on the path of the dark side, his mind was consumed with thoughts that were ticking like bomb waiting to self destruct itself, witch it did after 1 min and 12 sec i know coz i timed it...
But hey, man has to start somewhere, and stand up comedians drain their funny stories from their character. That we got in common with them, coz in the hunting grounds only thing you can depend is your OWN self. If you depend on your friends all the time, or you depend how people will react to you, you don’t have much character and everyone feel that, you are VALIDATION JUNKY. (I send letter to my government asking, could they make up law to create commune for validation junkies like there are communes to get off crack and heroin, who said i don’t have original business ideas?) Best thing for building character is getting lost in woods, and finding way out. I bet you will have at least 10 exciting stories to share with everyone. (Its metaphor)
So children welcome to one of „How To do it Yourself“ sessions, in package with „How not to get confused“ you already got free intro „How to be bad Stand up comedian“.
Just the other night out, we were in bar and i noticed before everyone that one girl got eye on one of my boys and of course i shared that with him, when he didn’t believed me. Well ok then, then she must have giving me some signals, so i do my double eye wink at her, and take with two fingers cube of ice and throw it at her, coz it said in books woman like to play with ice so this cant not to work. (Well this didn’t happen but i noticed girl was choking him out, and i noticed that while i chatting up other two girls, point is he didn’t notice). Later that evening he danced some salsa with her, and went asking me and other 12345423 guys what do they think does she like him? I told him he could choose if he wants to get ***** slapped or to spit down the trout if he doesn’t take her number. (Hey guy is green he needs little motivation). Well he ask for number but gets „I got BF“ back, and knowing him he is too lazy to get past that, so i only pimp slapped him on the way home. Anyway at same time on other part of the club i was ****ing dizzy and could barley stand (no i wasn’t drunk, I picked up some strange disease during the war while i was running trough the mine field chasing a butterfly, and it turns out butterfly was bad for eating, well **** it looked so nice) and i still got number.
What this really means? For real...
Point is that you are not sure is she really into you witch makes you confused, and that is a no-no. I wouldn’t wont to take a ride to a place i never been, with confused guy who i know few mins in yugo 45 (Google this car, i wonder why they never put him in pimp my ride...). This story showed awareness, you don’t concentrate on it you just see it, good example is that lame exercise at nlp where you concentrate on some colors and you don’t even notice other colors (WooooW). At end of this post i will give you one awesome thing i want you all to track down, because this can help you so much, pictures say million words, and video says million words + pictures, so its million + million = two million (isn’t that cool or what?!?!). This guy at least noticed that girl digs him, and he at least got balls to do something about it while rest of loosers would just stand fix their hair and always ask is she looking at me still? (You know who you are don’t be ashamed, you all cool looking wusssy guys, i was in one Vienna club and 80% of club are big black dudes who look like „I got 56-Cent in my pocket“ wonna-be, they are all pimps and stuff and i was kind of cultural shock for me coz in Croatia isn’t like that, but i figured out this guys are all *****s when i was hooking two best girl at club, they were standing alone in middle of that club-****farm and hooking was preformed in front of at least 10 huge ice-black-cube-57-cent change-dog-lassie-dog-pimp)
I wont go tuff on ya guys, i know it’s hard not knowing how to act when you never experienced it before. I think that those things excite us the most, that’s why seduction can be so addictive. Because when you do things about you are thinking about, yoour whole body is yelling HELL YEA. I got same excitement when i give really hard exam on collage, or when i got some new job where i can learn many new things.
Anyway, i will be good boy and share some things i can define with words, rest of things you will get at the end.
These specific actions can be seen during the daytime or at night in large crowds of girls in clubs, so open your awareness and half of work is done, it really isn’t so complicated. I heard some guy said pick-up is like math and i thought **** man i hate math i still didn’t pass it (i should be learning math right now but i will do it later...), and i thought **** man i am in trouble now....
Well guess what he was wrong....
At start i will say that body movement is expression of emotion, now follow me...( i will be lil Sirius now coz it’s important, this are clues that can give you confidence other person is interested in you, so READ CARFULLY)
Have you notice, when you walk and hold eye contact second longer and because that sec longer it get so much power, you turn around and think wow that was cool who is that person? (don’t be afraid to say hey, how long you practiced that look? Coz for this „killer look“ i practiced for whole my high school, and i really did i got special look girls dig and notice really fast so all that work paid out)
Lets go now level up and during that eye contact she usually removes hair from her face, to show you her cute face, or she removes hair from her face turning head right and left (not with her hands). Other day i picked up ice cream coz it was hot summer day and i walked on the street, and two girls were walking towards me, left one looked at me one time, then returned look on me, and while i was right in front of them, her brain stopped. (How do i know it stopped? Well while you are talking to someone and see something truly amazing you stretch out word that you are saying in that moment, after few steps later you continue talking normal, maybe i am wrong maybe she was looking at ice cream she was little bit bigger..). Or cool thing i noticed when i was buying bread, i walked outside and girl was choking me out for sec, and then i passed next to the wall so she couldn’t see me for 2 seconds, and then again i noticed her gaze. (Like you see something really interesting and then it went away, you are just dieing to see it again) There are always open invitations for everyone to came, if girls are standing/sitting like they are waiting for someone, they are probably waiting for YOU to move your sexy ass over there and give them pleasure of life time. Look closely when girls are together and they dont look at each other, they look around don't talk to each other, this is time to do it boys, this is time to throw the hook...
This things just pop to my head, here is another one. I for example love to dance and i am really good,(Hey other people said it, i was just shaking my sexy ass and they notice) anyway after i get off the stage suddenly all girls who were looking me while i was on stage come around me and wait some time shooting signals i named up, waiting to be approached. If you wait too long you will lose them, later you will see them standing next to some other guys, this is invitation so open your eyes., and HIT IT! (this is their direct opener, its like they say with their body „i like you i want to partyyyyyyy“...)
Just the other night me and my little band „ the Treasures of Lust“ visited one of my favorite places in town , stand up comedy show, entrance free. (All best things in life are free, yea baby) One of best places for taking girl on date, they worm her up for you and your bombastic night...(if you give comedian little money he will bust on her if she is acting stuck up so you don’t need to, that’s best 3.98 $ i ever spend)
Lights tuned down, and main reflectors were targeting the stage but on its way were clouds of smoke and you begin to wonder is there any oxygen left in this place? It has begun the uncontrolled laughter with few tears in eyes of the crowd. Suddenly one comedian was doing his set (and guess who else has sets similar to comedians? Yea Po-ahh !), and from audience one girl said something to him quietly, and comedian in just one second lost his character. (And if you know, anything about stand up, that is bad like when you forget what to say while talking to cute baby) Emotional states that i seen on stage were, confusion, insecurity, then he looked lost (like when you lose your mobile phone witch happened to me at least 5 times this year and it isn’t so fun time, so many precious contacts oh baby, one time i was making out wit cute lady on bench in park and we went back to her car, when we came there i remembered i left mobile on bench witch is only 20 mins away from car....yea exactly i said just that what you thought about: ****!!!!) at the end he got embarrass, and left the stage crying for his mommy, yelling he will quit this job because people are mean to him. (This last two didn’t happen but i needed to boost up the emotion and i don’t know any other way, guys did you experienced this?)
That one second turned funny and interesting man on the path of the dark side, his mind was consumed with thoughts that were ticking like bomb waiting to self destruct itself, witch it did after 1 min and 12 sec i know coz i timed it...
But hey, man has to start somewhere, and stand up comedians drain their funny stories from their character. That we got in common with them, coz in the hunting grounds only thing you can depend is your OWN self. If you depend on your friends all the time, or you depend how people will react to you, you don’t have much character and everyone feel that, you are VALIDATION JUNKY. (I send letter to my government asking, could they make up law to create commune for validation junkies like there are communes to get off crack and heroin, who said i don’t have original business ideas?) Best thing for building character is getting lost in woods, and finding way out. I bet you will have at least 10 exciting stories to share with everyone. (Its metaphor)
So children welcome to one of „How To do it Yourself“ sessions, in package with „How not to get confused“ you already got free intro „How to be bad Stand up comedian“.
Just the other night out, we were in bar and i noticed before everyone that one girl got eye on one of my boys and of course i shared that with him, when he didn’t believed me. Well ok then, then she must have giving me some signals, so i do my double eye wink at her, and take with two fingers cube of ice and throw it at her, coz it said in books woman like to play with ice so this cant not to work. (Well this didn’t happen but i noticed girl was choking him out, and i noticed that while i chatting up other two girls, point is he didn’t notice). Later that evening he danced some salsa with her, and went asking me and other 12345423 guys what do they think does she like him? I told him he could choose if he wants to get ***** slapped or to spit down the trout if he doesn’t take her number. (Hey guy is green he needs little motivation). Well he ask for number but gets „I got BF“ back, and knowing him he is too lazy to get past that, so i only pimp slapped him on the way home. Anyway at same time on other part of the club i was ****ing dizzy and could barley stand (no i wasn’t drunk, I picked up some strange disease during the war while i was running trough the mine field chasing a butterfly, and it turns out butterfly was bad for eating, well **** it looked so nice) and i still got number.
What this really means? For real...
Point is that you are not sure is she really into you witch makes you confused, and that is a no-no. I wouldn’t wont to take a ride to a place i never been, with confused guy who i know few mins in yugo 45 (Google this car, i wonder why they never put him in pimp my ride...). This story showed awareness, you don’t concentrate on it you just see it, good example is that lame exercise at nlp where you concentrate on some colors and you don’t even notice other colors (WooooW). At end of this post i will give you one awesome thing i want you all to track down, because this can help you so much, pictures say million words, and video says million words + pictures, so its million + million = two million (isn’t that cool or what?!?!). This guy at least noticed that girl digs him, and he at least got balls to do something about it while rest of loosers would just stand fix their hair and always ask is she looking at me still? (You know who you are don’t be ashamed, you all cool looking wusssy guys, i was in one Vienna club and 80% of club are big black dudes who look like „I got 56-Cent in my pocket“ wonna-be, they are all pimps and stuff and i was kind of cultural shock for me coz in Croatia isn’t like that, but i figured out this guys are all *****s when i was hooking two best girl at club, they were standing alone in middle of that club-****farm and hooking was preformed in front of at least 10 huge ice-black-cube-57-cent change-dog-lassie-dog-pimp)
I wont go tuff on ya guys, i know it’s hard not knowing how to act when you never experienced it before. I think that those things excite us the most, that’s why seduction can be so addictive. Because when you do things about you are thinking about, yoour whole body is yelling HELL YEA. I got same excitement when i give really hard exam on collage, or when i got some new job where i can learn many new things.
Anyway, i will be good boy and share some things i can define with words, rest of things you will get at the end.
These specific actions can be seen during the daytime or at night in large crowds of girls in clubs, so open your awareness and half of work is done, it really isn’t so complicated. I heard some guy said pick-up is like math and i thought **** man i hate math i still didn’t pass it (i should be learning math right now but i will do it later...), and i thought **** man i am in trouble now....
Well guess what he was wrong....
At start i will say that body movement is expression of emotion, now follow me...( i will be lil Sirius now coz it’s important, this are clues that can give you confidence other person is interested in you, so READ CARFULLY)
Have you notice, when you walk and hold eye contact second longer and because that sec longer it get so much power, you turn around and think wow that was cool who is that person? (don’t be afraid to say hey, how long you practiced that look? Coz for this „killer look“ i practiced for whole my high school, and i really did i got special look girls dig and notice really fast so all that work paid out)
Lets go now level up and during that eye contact she usually removes hair from her face, to show you her cute face, or she removes hair from her face turning head right and left (not with her hands). Other day i picked up ice cream coz it was hot summer day and i walked on the street, and two girls were walking towards me, left one looked at me one time, then returned look on me, and while i was right in front of them, her brain stopped. (How do i know it stopped? Well while you are talking to someone and see something truly amazing you stretch out word that you are saying in that moment, after few steps later you continue talking normal, maybe i am wrong maybe she was looking at ice cream she was little bit bigger..). Or cool thing i noticed when i was buying bread, i walked outside and girl was choking me out for sec, and then i passed next to the wall so she couldn’t see me for 2 seconds, and then again i noticed her gaze. (Like you see something really interesting and then it went away, you are just dieing to see it again) There are always open invitations for everyone to came, if girls are standing/sitting like they are waiting for someone, they are probably waiting for YOU to move your sexy ass over there and give them pleasure of life time. Look closely when girls are together and they dont look at each other, they look around don't talk to each other, this is time to do it boys, this is time to throw the hook...
This things just pop to my head, here is another one. I for example love to dance and i am really good,(Hey other people said it, i was just shaking my sexy ass and they notice) anyway after i get off the stage suddenly all girls who were looking me while i was on stage come around me and wait some time shooting signals i named up, waiting to be approached. If you wait too long you will lose them, later you will see them standing next to some other guys, this is invitation so open your eyes., and HIT IT! (this is their direct opener, its like they say with their body „i like you i want to partyyyyyyy“...)