10. LAZY. Yep, agree with that. Guys should get off their butts and risk rejection.
9. STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS ARE RIDICULOUS. Ummm... yeah, ok, that's very possible.
8. YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE GRACEFULLY. Yep, very important, agree with that one.
7. YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO PACKAGE YOURSELF. Yep, possible, but only because the vast majority of women are shallow and aren't willing to give an ordinary guy a chance unless he looks like an alpha male.
6. YOU ARE BORING, BORING, BORING! Yep, agree with this one. Gotta be interesting, funny, charming, etc.
5. YOU HAVE NO PATIENCE. Yep, can't rush things, gotta take your time.
4. YOU’RE NOT NICE. You don’t treat women with respect... blah blah blah... ok, now we're getting just downright silly here. It's not even a question that nice guys finish last. You want the bad boy - the challenge - you can "fix". Prepare to be DJ'd!
3. YOU DON’T LISTEN TO US AT ALL. You are psychologically incapable of understanding the word “No”. You don’t hear us when we tell you our hopes and dreams... yadda yadda yadda... Ok, you're saying you want a sensitive guy? Maybe after we've gone LTR. Don't tell me this bullshyt... I learned it the hard way during my AFC days, babe! Truth is, if we start talking about your feelings too soon, suddenly we're "wimps"... you forget us and go for the guys who treat you like crap.
2. YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN IN BED. Excuse me, but doesn't it take two to tango? If all you do is lie there and expect a porn star experience, you're going to be disappointed. Sex ain't like welfare... you gotta work it to get paid off.
1. YOU JUST DON’T GET IT. You haven’t a clue. You don’t understand women and don’t even want to try.... whine whine whine blah blah blah what the phuck ever you say. When we didn't "get it", we were AFCs. Now we "get it", and we are DJs!