A true player's myspace profile

[mastacheef]

i wouldn't be surprised if half those girls are guys with fake pictures of a certain girl and an about me that they seem fits the girl, isn't that what myspace is about now? And if they are the real girl they deserve to hook up with that grease ball i sure wouldn't want to if they are that dumb ha

 

[Bible_Belt]

I have come to learn that what you see on myspace is often the opposite of real life. After you start fvcking a couple different myspace girls, then you stop talking about fvcking on your profile. The girls I have fvcked from myspace can't be figured out by looking at my profile. People who actually have sex are usually discrete about it.

 

[mastacheef]

krazyboy99 first it was x5 the azz now its x10 the azz? which is it?!

 

[KarmaSutra]

that being said, this guy is a complete douche bag. but a lot of girls go for the super ****y, sexual, dominant type and he is a good looking guy.

What kind of girls go for orange pigmented guys?

 

[Gangster Of Love]

Where are the pix with all the hoes?

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Again I wish I could write myself a note to skip the OP and use a MiB flashy thing to erase the last 2 minutes.

:crackup: This is the funniest thread I've read in long time. I'd quote every hilarious line but it would be easier quoting everyones reply.... I love this place...

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

I have come to learn that what you see on myspace is often the opposite of real life. After you start fvcking a couple different myspace girls, then you stop talking about fvcking on your profile. The girls I have fvcked from myspace can't be figured out by looking at my profile. People who actually have sex are usually discrete about it.

MySpace is a great place to play "make believe."

 

[ChrizZ]

Stop the hatin for a second and actually learn from this guy. Here are some qualities he possesses that makes chicks go crazy.

- He doesn't give a fvck how ridiculously arrogant he sounds

- His "about me" gives off the vibe that he is good in bed

- Notice how he never smiles in any of the pictures? Most of you pu$$ies on here would be intimidated by him when you met him in a club. That's the key, right here. DOMINANCE.

- He wears clothes that make him stand out. No geeky t-shirts or cheap tennis shoes. He also gels his hair in a ridiculous way. I'm not saying dress like this unless you like dressing ghetto. Me personally I like the professional look in business suits and stuff.

- social proof. Lots of it. He seems to be their leader, too.

- Expensive cars. B!tches, especially the hoodrats are always looking for a man with money.

- He works on his body. So should everyone on here including me.

 

[LostAndConfused]

Actually the only thing preventing me from knocking his block off in a club would be his crew of clones with gelled hair backing him up.

Strength in numbers :rockon:

 

[HandyAndy]

your a dirt bag and no girl with class would ever consider your ass....have some respect you piece of ****

A comment made on his page..
lol, real player...huh

 

[iqqi]

Stop the hatin for a second and actually learn from this guy. Here are some qualities he possesses that makes chicks go crazy.

- He doesn't give a fvck how ridiculously arrogant he sounds

- His "about me" gives off the vibe that he is good in bed

- Notice how he never smiles in any of the pictures? Most of you pu$$ies on here would be intimidated by him when you met him in a club. That's the key, right here. DOMINANCE.

- He wears clothes that make him stand out. No geeky t-shirts or cheap tennis shoes. He also gels his hair in a ridiculous way. I'm not saying dress like this unless you like dressing ghetto. Me personally I like the professional look in business suits and stuff.

- social proof. Lots of it. He seems to be their leader, too.

- Expensive cars. B!tches, especially the hoodrats are always looking for a man with money.

- He works on his body. So should everyone on here including me.

Fellow Sosuavers, SEE what arguments that claim status and looks, are what gets the women, make our young newbies think?

 

[LostAndConfused]

Since when do girls thank the one sending the request???

Usually its the other way around: "Thanks for the add!"


And I have no idea what iqqi's post is trying to say :rock:

Wow hes got pattymayo flirting with him this guy's good. >_<'

 

[Dongfu]

A comment made on his page..
lol, real player...huh

"your a dirt bag and no girl with class would ever consider your ass....have some respect you piece of ****"

says it all. He might be fvkin some skanks. He can have em.

 

[HandyAndy]

anyways, that guy is a scum bag. since when does an italian say nigga?(excuse me ) who the fvck wears a sean john sweat pants with one leg rolled up...with a fake chain?

 

[ketostix]

I have come to learn that what you see on myspace is often the opposite of real life. After you start fvcking a couple different myspace girls, then you stop talking about fvcking on your profile. The girls I have fvcked from myspace can't be figured out by looking at my profile. People who actually have sex are usually discrete about it.

I totally agree. Someone who's really picking up girls has to maintain some level of being discreet. You can just tell this guy is no real player. If you look at his pics there's not one girl in any of them, just him with a bunch of his poser guy friends and no girls.

 

[mastacheef]

Actually the only thing preventing me from knocking his block off in a club would be his crew of clones with gelled hair backing him up.

Strength in numbers :rockon:

ill go with you L&C and we can knock all their blocks off :box: haha

- His "about me" gives off the vibe that he is good in bed

saying you have a 2 pound cawk gives off that kind of vibe? i should try that

- He wears clothes that make him stand out. No geeky t-shirts or cheap tennis shoes. He also gels his hair in a ridiculous way. I'm not saying dress like this unless you like dressing ghetto. Me personally I like the professional look in business suits and stuff.

wearing sean johns with one hiked up pant leg and no shirt during the cold sounds pretty geeky to me, and his hair is pretty common ever seen dragon ball z?

- social proof. Lots of it. He seems to be their leader, too.

i don't see any girls in those pictures oh wait he had one but she was "below the camera" so you couldn't technically see her she MUST have been pretty busy ya?

- Expensive cars. B!tches, especially the hoodrats are always looking for a man with money.

ill leave the hoodrats to him

 

[ChrizZ]

wearing sean johns with one hiked up pant leg and no shirt during the cold sounds pretty geeky to me, and his hair is pretty common ever seen dragon ball z?

Jesus fvcking Christ, mastacheef. You gotta be sh!ttin me...

 

[mastacheef]

ive never watched the show but everyone knows the look right? ya? no?

 

[DJVladdy]

10x IN the azz for this fruit-loop is more like it, homie.
"N!gga crew"??
WOOOOW

 

[iqqi]

I realized my post may have been vague.

These guys think that hot cars and hair gel will get you the girl. And not inner confidence and strength.

Hot cars and hair gel WILL get you a certain type of chick. I doubt that is what we should be telling the young bucks to strive for.