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Master Don Juan
A female friend of mine posted this on myspace
I was like damn
this is a Don Juan
I was like damn
this is a Don Juan
a few pointers for the challenged
so today some idiot asked me a question, on what a "hot mama" like myself is looking for in a man...he asked if money, car and good looks were all i needed..... i almost threw up in his face a bit........
ok so here we go.....
MONEY is definitely out.... i need a man who can impress me even if he were broke.... i need a man who wears his car, not his car wears him..... 1 thing is lots and lots of confidence.. believe me... confidence gets you a long way.
No flowers and candy mumbo-jumbo..... no one wants a guy who kisses your butt..... once in a while ... OK..... but keep it "once in a while".... spare the compliments... there is a limit, i got really sick of hearing how pretty and hot i am ..... so don't make it like your obsessed with me.... every girl wants a boyfriend not another fan .....
LOOKS. there has to be physical attraction..... Obviously.... but did i say confidence?..... makes up for a lot of flaws.....
BE IN CONTROL of things, no girl is interested in a guy she can run... again i don't need a pet..... regardless of how much you like me, (keep it on the low, do not let me know..)
and act like you are Gods gift to the world.... make me want you before you tell me about your feelings.....
OH very IMPORTANT: be INTERESTING.... how's your intellect level?.... i need a smart guy, otherwise you'll get boring real fast....... if you can't upkeep a conversation than you're pretty much out...
so CONFIDENCE, BE a leader, do not talk about cars EVER, or your stinkin’ bank account, do not KISS my butt, be BRIEF, DONT shower me with compliments, or presents (if your JUST a fan. Feel free to give me all the gifts of this world.. I WILL ACCEPT, BE mysterious, leave me hanging..... ok this will give you a good start