A POF moderator message to spam.

[HumbleNinja]

Made up a new message to spam to the sloots on POF:

***Greetings. There is a new rule in effect on Plenty of Fish as of January 1st, 2014. Posing in pictures is not allowed. It's been determined that doing so detracts users from spending a few precious seconds of actually reading profiles and pretending to care. We at Plenty of Fish have reviewed data complied over the years and are sensitive to the abuse of our premier members. Violators of this rule will have their profile removed as of January 2nd, 2014. There are no exceptions to this rule.

Inquiries, complaints, and or suggestions are welcome in reply to this notice. We're expecting your full cooperation and immediate attention to this issue.

*Special considerations may be made if you reply to this email in a timely manner with the number of Doritos you can stuff in your mouth at once.

Thank you for choosing to be a part of Plenty of Fish: the World's Largest Internet Dating Site with over 450 Trillion satisfied customers.

Sincerely,

Plenty of Fish Moderator #249576.


So far talking to three chicks in a few minutes. They all know it's BS. LMAO

 

[HumbleNinja]

Guess POF doesn't like dudes impersonating POF mods (especially when several chicks replied to my message and went into convos) They gave me a permanent time out.

Got one hot chicks number and already BSing on the phone. Others didn't have time to respond to their replies since I got banned. (Had read them and all were laughing and being wise back.)

I guess Markus the Mangina and Co. don't like it when dudes know how to work his system and don't cowtow to the feminist vibe on his site bowing to the "ladies" who reside there for life.

Online dating Feminisim +1 Naughty Ninja -1 or +1 for snagging a hot chiack before getting the Feminazi boot! LMAO

 

[Albatross953]

All that means is some chick on pof was actually dumb enough to believe your message, and she contacted the site.
I've got faith you will have a new storefront on POF in no time..lol

 

[HumbleNinja]

All that means is some chick on pof was actually dumb enough to believe your message, and she contacted the site.
I've got faith you will have a new storefront on POF in no time..lol

Most likely.

The thing is women run carte blanche on online "dating" as they bring in the men.

Which is why in the past I made a thread about Markus POF's owner being a mangina fake-feminist Pimp.

He knows damn well his site is loaded with slores. He uses them and get's them on by having a free dating site. They stay due to the attention hooked like crack.

They pose like they're ready for a low budget porn mag, are allowed to dress practiacally in any way to lure in more horny dudes.

Markus needs to "protect" his harem. They while bringing in the dudes also boost numbers for page clicks which gets more advertisers.

You could sign up right away. Never send a message. And look at the ads by POF advertisers. EVERY ONE shows chicks in bikinis ,russian models looking for "you", young chicks wanting sugar daddies, cougars all SEX based advertisers. As well as the site being known all over as a hook up ONS site. Yet Markus is "unaware" of all this? LMAO. Riiiight...

And the "ladies" of the site are all "great catches"? LOL. It's hilarious the nonsense of it all.


On a side note the chick I got before the ban is Persian. Pretty damn sexy and nice body. She keeps texting me and sent me a lot of pics of her. Long black hair nice figure smile face. Telling me we're going to get along great.

I've told the chick how I trollolol everyone on POF, the dumb sh1t I've sent and she thinks it's hilarious!

I still take everything and everyone on there with a grain of salt and could care less if nothing comes of it. It amuses me!

 

[Married Buried]

Humble I think your messages are funny but are you getting laid out of this or just wasting time?

 

[HumbleNinja]

Humble I think your messages are funny but are you getting laid out of this or just wasting time?

Passing time. Not wasting it. "Not getting POF pvssy" isn't a waste of time to me. Dealing with chicks with issues is regardless. Had two 24 year olds. One was kindof far on the island and I was too busy with family, holidays etc to bother meeting her. Pretty cute chick with a slammin body though and she did seem pretty cool. We just stopped talking and left it at that.

The other 24 yo chick I'm still seeing. Going out with her next Saturday. Went out twice. (As I've been busy working two jobs, family, holidays etc.)

The new Persian chick I just started talking to on the phone. We'll see.

Pvssy doesn't control me. I do me. I really could care less as I have no time for chicks nonsense. They start some sh1t I don't like. I could care less if I don't get any. I'll still blow them off. In spite of not getting any. No joke.


As for my profile I had the whole thing set up as if I was a moderator on POF. The job description, the about me, the messages I started sending.

Wound up with like 416 chicks viewing me and several writing first (though all disgusting who sent messages first. Still broke their chops and responded.)

The better looking ones in the Tri-State area I'd gotten lots of numbers but bored talking to as I was busy or I'd just break their chops online then delete them.

When I changed over to a "mod" the views really picked up the past few days and a few wrote me knowing it was a joke. Others replied to messages I'd sent as a "mod" and were laughing and went along with the nonsense.

One or more others may've thought the messages I sent were real (some of those chicks are extremely dopey and wrote to the site or get their egos bruised EASILY and reported my profile.)

Though if I looked like a God to all of them they'd be on me like flies on sh1t and all think it was hilarious and never "question" what I was sending.

Two chicks at a time is fine for me. No way with everything else in life to deal with a bunch.

 

[SamTheHobit]

Ninja How many times have you been banned from POF?

 

[sylvester the cat]

what do you do for a living OP?

 

[VladPatton]

Damn, bro, you're an artist at getting banned on websites hahahaha...The Banned Bandit!

 

[Robert28]

I've been banned so bad from POF that if I even TRY to make a new profile it'll delete me and kick me off within 30 mins. I think they have my email saved or something.lol I don't even remember what I did to get banned. I could care less though. I could write a book about the problems with that site and the distain I have for all the women on there!

 

[HumbleNinja]

I've been banned so bad from POF that if I even TRY to make a new profile it'll delete me and kick me off within 30 mins. I think they have my email saved or something.lol I don't even remember what I did to get banned. I could care less though. I could write a book about the problems with that site and the distain I have for all the women on there!

To get around that you need a DIFFERENT email. Old email addys are saved.

1) Set up new email address.

2) Use a diffferent worded profile. (I think their system can pick up the same worded profile.

3) Use different pics of you. None you used previous to set up the one that got banned. I think their system picks up the same pictures used as well.


No one should ever care about problems with that site nor the chicks on there. You simply have to treat it as a joke.

I do. Hell I told this Persian chick I'm talking to on the phone from off there I did and what I was doing and she finds it hilarious.

If I get a chance I'll go out to see her. If not. I'll keep living my life. Same way any dude who goes on there should treat it. Not a sigle F given. hahahaha

 

[str8-2-BONEzone]

:crazy: u gotta show the POF ALPHA!!!! then u take her 2 the GUN SHOW :box: str8 2 BONE ZONE if u no what i been :crackup: