A phrase that works well for me.

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When I'm talking to a girl, and she says something stupid, I say "your lucky your cute". this implies shes dull, but shes still flattered. Works well for me.
 

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Tom Leykis calls that a back handed compliment. Its a compliment and slap in the face at the same time. Beautiful

Another example.

Her: "Do these jeans make me look fat?"

You: "I, think you look great."

Emphasis on the "I".

That way you are essentially saying "Yes, you are fat and you are lucky to be with a guy like me." :)
 

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Originally posted by S0LID
When I'm talking to a girl, and she says something stupid, I say "your lucky your cute". this implies shes dull, but shes still flattered. Works well for me.
I like that. Is it copywrighted? Can you give me copying permission? :D :)
 

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Her: "Do these jeans make me look fat?"

Me: "No its all that chocolate and candy you eat that makes you look fat"

That should get a good reaction :eek:
 

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lol, my friend uses that all the time. works decent.
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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No
grl- does this make me look fat? (obvious us dj don't do fat chicks)
dj- No your fat makes you look fat :D
 

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I was just thinking, if you put her hand on ur palm, and said "your lucky your cute", it would work better.
 
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